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Why not? 2011-03-28 13:08:04 Reply

Why can't we have water slides instead of stairs?
Or chairs that mold to the shape of your ass?

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Response to Why not? 2011-03-28 13:09:24 Reply

Because some people would make some retarded argument on how they can ruin the ethics of human beings and make the country in a state of chaos.

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Response to Why not? 2011-03-28 13:10:16 Reply

Get a memory foam chair, that molds to the shape of your ass. You're welcomeo.

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Response to Why not? 2011-03-28 13:10:23 Reply

it's not god's will

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Response to Why not? 2011-03-28 13:10:24 Reply

We can. Are you asking why we don't? Because one isn't practical and the other is a luxury few care to afford.

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Response to Why not? 2011-03-28 13:11:33 Reply

Because humanity tends to be close-minded, and water slides would be considered not practical enough and too dangerous.

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Response to Why not? 2011-03-28 13:11:57 Reply

You do, you can get memory foam chairs. And im sure if somebody wanted to and had the money, they could replace there stairs with waterslides I know I would if I could. Although it may be hard to get upstairs so id have to install a ladder or something.

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Response to Why not? 2011-03-28 13:12:56 Reply
At 3/28/11 01:10 PM, Evark wrote: We can. Are you asking why we don't? Because one isn't practical and the other is a luxury few care to afford.

I'm guessing the ass-molding chair is the impractical one? Cos you could make one out of marshmallows. If you wanted to :DD

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Response to Why not? 2011-03-28 13:14:23 Reply

Why can't we slide up waterslides? This place is stupid.

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Response to Why not? 2011-03-28 13:16:29 Reply
At 3/28/11 01:12 PM, DohJeff wrote:
At 3/28/11 01:10 PM, Evark wrote: We can. Are you asking why we don't? Because one isn't practical and the other is a luxury few care to afford.
I'm guessing the ass-molding chair is the impractical one? Cos you could make one out of marshmallows. If you wanted to :DD

The marshmellows would grow stale, or stick to your ass forever, then go stale. What are you 7?

But I've always wanted a waterslide and an elevator for my house.

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Response to Why not? 2011-03-28 13:18:38 Reply
At 3/28/11 01:16 PM, SSPBOURNE wrote: The marshmellows would grow stale, or stick to your ass forever, then go stale. What are you 7?
But I've always wanted a waterslide and an elevator for my house.

This thread doesn't support practicality.

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Response to Why not? 2011-03-28 13:21:59 Reply

Tell me, how do you plan to go up again?

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Response to Why not? 2011-03-28 14:22:08 Reply

Water slides are wet. They also dont go up.

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Response to Why not? 2011-03-28 14:49:16 Reply

You could put a slip and slide on your staircase, pour some buckets of water on it, and jump down the stairs. Ye

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Response to Why not? 2011-03-28 14:50:23 Reply

Because the Illuminati is keeping us down.

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Response to Why not? 2011-03-28 14:51:23 Reply

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Response to Why not? 2011-03-28 14:53:19 Reply

Do something about it then.

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Response to Why not? 2011-03-28 14:54:17 Reply
At 3/28/11 02:50 PM, Cootie wrote: Because the Illuminati is keeping us down.

Iz da terrrists!

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