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Here's hoping McDonald's will be next.
A clown and the hamburglar providing entertainment at my funeral does sound swell.
Can you imagine being one of the people working at that starbucks. if you thought regular starbucks clientele were crap, imagine the same assholes, but who are also super depressed and upset that day. I would fuck up their orders intentionally just so i could say. "man, your mom died and your espresso is cold. Nothing is going right for you today is it?"
At 3/26/11 11:51 AM, ornery wrote: "man, your mom died and your espresso is cold. Nothing is going right for you today is it?"
Hey, you should try our espresso. It's to DIE for, amirite?
"Motherfucker, I saw you pussy footing; I kick a bitch in the cunt till it makes her queef and sounds like a fucking whoopie cushion" ~ Eminem, Cold Wind Blows
I don't see the issue, it's not like they opened a Starbucks inside the funeral home. They, like most funeral homes already offered coffee, I don't think anyone would have a problem with that. They just realized people would leave to get "gourmet" coffees so they decided to brew a more well known brand so the shit heads who left wouldn't interrupt the funeral services.
coming from someone who worked there for one month, i am an expert in this field
At 3/26/11 01:16 PM, XenonMonkey wrote:At 3/26/11 12:52 PM, XenonMonkey wrote: And at the mourning, I'm making waffles.No one appreciates my jokes.
I thought it was nice.
Well, at least it would save you the embarrassment of falling asleep in a funeral if you have a cup of coffee. Every funeral home needs a Chuck E Cheese, am I right or am I right?
Girls just wanna have fun.