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In mourning? Have a coffee! Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 11:22 AM Reply

That's right, they're serving Starbuck's in a funeral home.

Here's hoping McDonald's will be next.


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Response to In mourning? Have a coffee! Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 11:24 AM Reply

A clown and the hamburglar providing entertainment at my funeral does sound swell.


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Response to In mourning? Have a coffee! Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 11:51 AM Reply

Can you imagine being one of the people working at that starbucks. if you thought regular starbucks clientele were crap, imagine the same assholes, but who are also super depressed and upset that day. I would fuck up their orders intentionally just so i could say. "man, your mom died and your espresso is cold. Nothing is going right for you today is it?"

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Response to In mourning? Have a coffee! Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 12:31 PM Reply

At 3/26/11 11:51 AM, ornery wrote: "man, your mom died and your espresso is cold. Nothing is going right for you today is it?"

Hey, you should try our espresso. It's to DIE for, amirite?


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Response to In mourning? Have a coffee! Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 12:32 PM Reply

I'm set for mourning now... but what about morning?


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Response to In mourning? Have a coffee! Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 12:44 PM Reply

I don't see the issue, it's not like they opened a Starbucks inside the funeral home. They, like most funeral homes already offered coffee, I don't think anyone would have a problem with that. They just realized people would leave to get "gourmet" coffees so they decided to brew a more well known brand so the shit heads who left wouldn't interrupt the funeral services.


Where's that confounded bridge?

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Response to In mourning? Have a coffee! Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 12:52 PM Reply

And at the mourning, I'm making waffles.

In mourning? Have a coffee!


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Response to In mourning? Have a coffee! Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 01:05 PM Reply

Nothing like spilling hot coffee on a freshly departed relative.

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Response to In mourning? Have a coffee! Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 01:07 PM Reply

starbucks sucks

coming from someone who worked there for one month, i am an expert in this field

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Response to In mourning? Have a coffee! Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 01:16 PM Reply

At 3/26/11 12:52 PM, XenonMonkey wrote: And at the mourning, I'm making waffles.

No one appreciates my jokes.


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Response to In mourning? Have a coffee! Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 01:43 PM Reply

At 3/26/11 01:16 PM, XenonMonkey wrote:
At 3/26/11 12:52 PM, XenonMonkey wrote: And at the mourning, I'm making waffles.
No one appreciates my jokes.

I thought it was nice.

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Response to In mourning? Have a coffee! Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 01:45 PM Reply

I drink coffee in the morning, not in mourning.

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Response to In mourning? Have a coffee! Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 01:47 PM Reply

Well, at least it would save you the embarrassment of falling asleep in a funeral if you have a cup of coffee. Every funeral home needs a Chuck E Cheese, am I right or am I right?


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