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What if I... Mar. 25th, 2011 @ 01:17 AM Reply

Tell my son from an early age that he is god and he will grow to rule over the earth one day, and that he is superior to every human being he sees including me and his mother.

How would he grow up? How intelligent will he become? Will he unlock hidden human abilities because he is free and open from an early age to explore himself without restrictions and rules and beliefs that lower ones self-actualization?

Please respond but don't try to be insulting or cleverly trollish.


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Response to What if I... Mar. 25th, 2011 @ 01:19 AM Reply

He would end up being bullied traumatically throughout school and eventually die alone while browsing the BBS?


you talk a good one but u dont do what your supposed to do

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Response to What if I... Mar. 25th, 2011 @ 01:20 AM Reply

Name him Lil' Nietzsche!

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Response to What if I... Mar. 25th, 2011 @ 01:24 AM Reply

he'd grow up to be a real dick.

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Response to What if I... Mar. 25th, 2011 @ 01:28 AM Reply

I'd probably name him Walter or David. His last name would be Lord or Power.

I would probably name him Lord David. Lol..

Well I'm david.

I would think that if you allow someone from a young age especially like from 1 month old always treating him like the highest thing on earth with godly powers to exercise thinking and acting and behaving like how he is treated, then by the time he is 12 or 13, he already is so solid that no one can break him apart.

Someone that thinks he is god wont follow fads, wont be a follower, and wont really listen, he will live his own, think on his own, and depend on himself, therefore, he would mature insanely fast, and being a "god", he could by being fit and attractive looking, actually gain major attention and have everyone follow him like a leader.

Ladies will love him, so the whole sex frustrations would be under control, thus, by the time he is 18, he has the intellect of a 100 year old, and the mental power and will of a 5000 year old human or something.


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Response to What if I... Mar. 25th, 2011 @ 01:29 AM Reply

That's funny you said that. I've had this same thought. Tell him he is unquestioned master of everyone and everything. Tell him he is the lord and creator everyday. Tell him he is God.

And then, just before his first day of school, when he is all prepared to take command of his new quest, (I would also make that part up, and for weeks prepare him for his mission to enlighten and help people..) I would look him square in the eyes, and tell him he wasn't God, and to have a nice day.

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Response to What if I... Mar. 25th, 2011 @ 06:48 AM Reply

At 3/25/11 01:29 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: That's funny you said that. I've had this same thought. Tell him he is unquestioned master of everyone and everything. Tell him he is the lord and creator everyday. Tell him he is God.

That would make him think he is omniscient, and all-knowing and so is literally, the perfect person on earth. His ego would expand like hell!

And then, just before his first day of school, when he is all prepared to take command of his new quest, (I would also make that part up, and for weeks prepare him for his mission to enlighten and help people..)

I sense destruction coming.....

I would look him square in the eyes, and tell him he wasn't God, and to have a nice day.

Hahahaha! That....would ruin his ego, and....I like it!


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Response to What if I... Mar. 25th, 2011 @ 08:16 AM Reply

Nope, he will end up either:

Dead
or
In jail


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Response to What if I... Mar. 25th, 2011 @ 08:30 AM Reply

At some point, he will try to fly and... die.


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Response to What if I... Mar. 25th, 2011 @ 08:31 AM Reply

At 3/25/11 01:19 AM, Sanch wrote: He would end up being bullied traumatically throughout school and eventually die alone while browsing the BBS?

This seems like the most plausible outcome.


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Response to What if I... Mar. 25th, 2011 @ 08:34 AM Reply

Wow that's interesting,being a pyschology student I often consider how I will bring up my children to make them mentally perfect

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Response to What if I... Mar. 25th, 2011 @ 08:36 AM Reply

Oh wait, this has already been done before. It was done to a user on the BBS, his username is Stamper


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Response to What if I... Mar. 25th, 2011 @ 08:42 AM Reply

He'd be a cunt that would get beaten every day of his life.

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Response to What if I... Mar. 25th, 2011 @ 10:18 AM Reply

He wouldn't develop extremely fast or be any more mature. He would probably delve into a life of crime and drugs because he can, "do what he wants," without any consequences. He would see studying as a waste of time and college a waste of money. He would be an arrogant ass unloved by everyone, especially when he figures out he has no powers. The religious would ostracize him, and the atheist would loathe him. Women would shun him for his sheer stupidity, and he would eventually go into a huge depression increasing the odds of obesity.

In short, rethink your strategy unless an angel descends upon you and tells you your wife is going to have a virgin birth of the next coming of Christ, in your case this is very unlikely.

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Response to What if I... Mar. 25th, 2011 @ 10:20 AM Reply

why would he become intelligent if you convince him he is god and therefore omnipotent thus removing any incentive to better himself

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Response to What if I... Mar. 25th, 2011 @ 10:33 AM Reply

He'd be Jesus, and we don't need another one of those.


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Response to What if I... Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 11:48 AM Reply

At 3/25/11 08:34 AM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: Wow that's interesting,being a pyschology student I often consider how I will bring up my children to make them mentally perfect

That's impossible due to the mother.

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Response to What if I... Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 11:59 AM Reply

He would start telling people that he's God and people would think he's crazy and eventually kill him.


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Response to What if I... Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 12:05 PM Reply

You wouldn't want to do that. The real God will get pissed.


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Response to What if I... Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 12:10 PM Reply

At 3/26/11 12:05 PM, Neoncouch wrote: You wouldn't want to do that. The real God will get pissed.

Good, maybe it would inspire him to FINALLY get Jesus to come back.

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Response to What if I... Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 12:12 PM Reply

Well I daresay he'd commit suicide by the time he got to secondary school.


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Response to What if I... Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 12:15 PM Reply

He'd either become an egotistical prick or get bullied to the point of suicide.


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Response to What if I... Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 12:55 PM Reply

He'd be Kim Jong Il, so get used to gigantic sunglasses and track suits.


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Response to What if I... Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 12:59 PM Reply

At 3/25/11 01:19 AM, Sanch wrote: He would end up being bullied traumatically throughout school and eventually die alone while browsing the BBS?

Sanch knows about this first hand. His parents told him he was intentional.


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Response to What if I... Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 01:57 PM Reply

I thought that when I was five.

Naturally I'm still intelligent.

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Response to What if I... Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 02:05 PM Reply

I don't think it works like that. All you need to do is encourage your son to try out new stuff, allow him to cause some mischief (note: not hellraising), and gently guide him as he grows. He'll be a great person.

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Response to What if I... Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 02:08 PM Reply

At 3/25/11 01:19 AM, Sanch wrote: He would end up being bullied traumatically throughout school and eventually die alone while browsing the BBS?

This.

However, if you give him the correct diet and physical training, call it part of his conditioning for godhood, and tell that he will face disbelievers and those who are actively trying to see him fail and he is too weak to fight them all off but he will grow stronger, this shit just might work


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Response to What if I... Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 02:44 PM Reply

If he thinks he is superior and will end up with no friends. Then he will die alone.


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Response to What if I... Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 02:45 PM Reply

he will be a truly self righteous prick, I salute him.
Good luck with trying to raise him though, he wont listen to a word and would make your life hell.


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Response to What if I... Mar. 26th, 2011 @ 02:47 PM Reply

At 3/26/11 02:45 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: he will be a truly self righteous prick, I salute him.
Good luck with trying to raise him though, he wont listen to a word and would make your life hell.

Unless you raise him to believe YOU are God until you die, and he is your heir.

If you do this, it would be hilarious.

I can't wait to see the news headlines in 15 years or so.


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