just some random play I made

[freesnarforever]

Boat rescue. Play written by Justin T. Hunt.

[The stage lights up on a fishing boat where three men are standing, poles in hand.]

Burke: Have ta get at least five fish for my two pooches today, so all eyes on the water, blokes, and fingers on the wheels!
Saddam: you talk much, English! Only true Arabian elderly man catch good fish!
Hollywood [Laughs loudly]: I'm the talker and master fish catcher, you two don't know who you're up against!

[A loud splash is heard and the men turn left to see a wet squirrel staring at them.]

Micklang: Hello friends! How are you on this fine day?
Burke, Saddam and Hollywood: It's a bloody talking squirrel!
Burke: I think this sets the barrier for most unlikely thing to happen...ugh, I need to use little boys room!

[Burke disappears into bottom of boat.]

Saddam: Get outta here, you English squirrel! I'll make you into fish bait!
Hollywood: Leave the squirrel alone, Arabic arsehole! What he ever do to you? Stay and help us catch fish, Micky!

[Smoke suddenly appears and Burke runs up on deck.]

Burke; I think I clogged the toilet.
Saddam: You English idiot who paints too much, you've killed us all!
Hollywood: anyone got a mobile or way of getting help?
Micklang: I could swim to shore and get help.
Saddam: Squirrels can't swim, idiot!
Hollywood: Leave Micky alone, awful Arabie!

[Helicopter noise over-head.]

Burke: Search-and-rescue, FINALLY!
Saddam: Let's go!

[They enter helicopter and look at driver. It is a young girl around ten, and is wearing a tutu.]

Dakota: You jokers got a problem?
Burke [To men and squirrel]: Not a bloody word, this chick's mine!
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yeh, I no, totally random. but, hey, never done a play b4. what's the verdict?

[Mestophales]

Not only is it not a play, it wasn't funny, and it just plain sucks.

With phrases such as "awful arabie", I think my opinion is fairly justified.

[freesnarforever]

well. just remember I've never written a play b4 and this was something I did 4 a writing course, which the teacher was proud of it. how do u think I could have fixed it?

[tinytim12]

This play is completely random. I cannot fathom what the fuck is going on, what not with talking squirrels and ten year old pilots. This would be excusable if it were funny, but it isn't in the slightest. Random does not automatically mean funny.

Not intentionally trying to put you down, I'm just being honest here.

[freesnarforever]

did i say it was going to be funny? it's just random, ok?

[Mestophales]

On second thought, good job. I just didn't understand it first. The humour was a little sophisticated for me.

[freesnarforever]

what... wait, are you talking about my play?

[GamerGoddess360]

...Well, I will say this: Very good job sir, you succeeded in exploding my brains with said randomness (I do mean this in a good way I assure you). I had to read it over like five times to attempt to understand.

[freesnarforever]

thanks. I liked writing this. it was fun. not writing another one though. this one was too hard as it was.

[freesnarforever]

actually, i just realised this wasn't even the proper finished version. 'slap to thehead' stupid me! I can't find the fully finished one though, so u guys r sorta lucky.