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One time my teacher gave me a detention for killing a spider.

A BABY FUCKING SPIDER.

At 3/22/11 03:51 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: Had a science teacher in 9th grade who failed me on every test and assignment because I refused to write in complete sentences and use the questions in my answers.

AHAHAHAHAHA, poor, poor baby, just write a fucking sentence, is that so hard? You deserve to fail.

I had a teacher who failed me because I didn't do any of my homework and I flunked every test.

I mean, WHAT THE FUCK?!!? What gives that shit head the RIGHT.

I remember there was this one teacher at my primary school who shouted at me a lot. It was always usually about sport as well.

I remember this one time I was chewing gum at cricket practice and he really blew his vent, he started to tell me im a pri-madona and I will never to this again etc.

Then at rugby practice he basically told me I was fucking useless

Currently failing Chemistry due to my teacher being incompetent at teaching lessons. When I go after school for extra help she says she isn't reteaching the entire lesson just for me. Well maybe if you taught it properly the first time I wouldn't be asking for help you stupid bitch.

Some of my teachers probably had a problem with me, because I would ace their tests, but never do the homework or projects. Not to say I was the smartest, but I was considered a cut above average. My teachers would pull me out, even though they knew I wouldn't care.

I don't think I'm that smart anyway. I just want to graduate high school.

At 4/2/11 02:04 PM, macmillion wrote: One time my teacher gave me a detention for killing a spider.

A BABY FUCKING SPIDER.

I would be surprised if the teacher was female and was in PETA.

cant blame the guy. hes 40 years old and works with kids... jesus id be a miserable fuck if that were my life

i remember my 55ish yr old teacher he was so fuckin unhappy and depressed. this dude just let everyone do whatever they wanted and he would not care about anything or do anything about it. everyone would be out of their seat talking loudly and not doing anything.

he would only teach like 4 people who actually cared about the class LOL

hell i was in the 8th grade and i fell sorry for this man

here is the thing with teachers. be SUBMISSIVE and spineless and nervous around them, theyll love you. try to be dominant, powerful and you just became their enemy because youre trying to challenge their authority

At 4/2/11 04:36 PM, twatdude wrote: cant blame the guy. hes 40 years old and works with kids... jesus id be a miserable fuck if that were my life

and he has no kids or spouse or girlfriend, which doesn't make it better. well actually, in some ways, that's better. less stress.

seeing as it's summer a lot of us aren't in school obviously, so if you want to bring up your past experiences with crappy teachers, feel free to do so right hurrr

In my senior year of high school, I had a terrible art teacher who was bitter, stupid, illogical, and a little weird. Despite completing his assignments in the intro to art class, he gave me C's and D's because I talked too much. Apparently, his logic concluded that one cannot draw and talk at the same time. Moreover, he essentially included talking among students, or lack thereof, in the grade that one would receive in his class. You could be the greatest artist in the world, but if you talked even a little in his class, you'd have a grade no higher than a C.

Well, there was this one time a teacher shit on me.

But maybe not how you envision it.

At 7/9/11 02:12 PM, Corky-D wrote: Well, there was this one time a teacher shit on me.

But maybe not how you envision it.

hella nastyyy

I don't know what the hell you mean >_> If you mean a teacher that just dislikes you, you should just say that, christ almighty. Yeah we've all had teachers that dislike us, haven't we? But they're forgettable, I remember my teachers who were awesome, like my 9th grade English teacher who always joked around with all of us. He even imitated the ghetto people in class "Close the do'" lmao.

At 7/9/11 04:07 PM, Wegra wrote: Gory wishes he could have teachers like that

haha, eww

I remember a couple like that.

I think it was in 7th grade that I encountered my English teacher. She was boring, and really just told us how to make sentences correctly. It was stuff we needed to learn for our standardized tests, and she wanted to look decent on paper, so that's really the gist of what we had.

I remember there was one kid who really didn't care very much for the class (Whereas I really did) and she loved how it would crush me to put the recognition towards him for his work but always found a reason to criticize, put me down, or simply make me feel like I was a burden on her life.

I'll admit it, I cried once. But that was because she practically 'shat' on me when I really put my heart and soul into her class. And there was also this homosexual PETA kid (He loved to tell everyone that) and he always would find a reason to cause tension wherever he would find. That ontop of the gradeshitting and I just went 'Fuck it' in my mind and cried. In retrospect I think I had decent reason to cry, but whatever.

Near the end of the year, we had to do a skit twisting a fairy-tale or folktale in some way. Most kids did alright, and I even showed up during some Art day or something to show my parents and other parents what our group wrote. I dressed up in a suit and tie, I felt pretty good. We were all set, and we were ready to go.

Then, in the middle of the play, she stopped us and made sure that I was notified I was doing something wrong. At that point I ignored it and went on, but looking back now, when she praised other generic stories and plays, she really cracked down on mine, and it was a fairly deep story, but that's another time.

Sorry for the wall of text by the way. Lots of grief with this teacher.

I shit in my hand and throw it at them.

yea most my teachers, but last year there was one that would say somthin about EVERYTHING i did like when we played review games or what ever you call it and I was the only one that knew there was a communist party (pretty bad since it was honors civics I thought people knew that) he was like so you get good internet in this class huh? eventually I cussed him out cuz he would always say shit, he stopped sayin shit then

My teachers..

You idiots should feel lucky, your teachers give you blowjobs and ride you, our teachers were old and ugly and strait up mean.

At 3/22/11 01:40 PM, atypop wrote: My electronics teacher pretty much screws over every member of our class. Not in the way you said, but by not teaching anything and pretty much letting us do it ourselves, then when he actually goes to help me, he breaks my circuit.

My welding teacher didnt teach me any thing this year, I had to get some friends in that class to help me learn how to weld. And half of the year we basically just gave us work sheets from A&M and they wre kinda hard and he certain students answers until I started bitchin about it then some times we would all get answers. If you wanted to be on his good side you had to be in FFA and 4H club and show animals and be rich and stuff.

Well we had these Korean exchange students at our school one year. And in Geometry we had a project that we had to make a 3D project of something (e.g. I made the Brooklyn Bridge, other people did Leaning tower of Pisa or baseball stadiums, etc.). So my teacher was an old bitch so I guess she's from an older generation of racists you could say. She absolutely hated these Koreans and would cheap them out of every point on tests and would insult them when they got problems wrong. She'd literally said once "You country weeps at you" when a girl got a problem wrong.

Ok so back to the 3D projects. So we had to have our idea approved by her before we made it. So that same Korean girl who I said got the problem wrong and the teacher said the comment to said what she was gunna do (can't remember what it was). My teacher looks appalled and replies why wouldn't you do the Great Wall of China? She's like cause I don't want to? My teacher replies, why not show some of your culture to us in America? The girl replied by saying she's Korean not Chinese. And I not kid you, my teacher said "Heh what's it matter? You're all the same.". Everyone in my class was speechless and our faces dropped.

Fuckin ridiculous.

At 7/21/11 02:33 AM, Livin-Legend wrote: Ok so back to the 3D projects. So we had to have our idea approved by her before we made it. So that same Korean girl who I said got the problem wrong and the teacher said the comment to said what she was gunna do (can't remember what it was). My teacher looks appalled and replies why wouldn't you do the Great Wall of China? She's like cause I don't want to? My teacher replies, why not show some of your culture to us in America? The girl replied by saying she's Korean not Chinese. And I not kid you, my teacher said "Heh what's it matter? You're all the same.". Everyone in my class was speechless and our faces dropped.

Fuckin ridiculous.

I'm half Asian and that's absolutely stupid and crazy of her to act like that, but also kinda funny. Did you go to a school with little to no Asians, so that the exchange students felt a little bit awkward in an environment like that?