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You might have just been in the wrong mood. Try again later. If it becomes a pattern, you're either not having sex in a way that you can enjoy and need to change it up a bit, or you might have a sexual dysfunction, in which case you should ask your doctor about it.

At 3/21/11 12:31 AM, Magic-Mushroom wrote: Even though that may be true, it still doesn't give the go ahead to be a complete dick for very little to no reason, I'm trying to put more thought and care into my posts and actually make them worth reading than I previously have, I advise everyone to try and do the same.

I think you're talking to me...? I'll assume you are.
I really don't feel the need to put time and effort into a post that wouldn't have made a difference anyway. It's not like I can give OP advice on how to make himself have an orgasm, nor would I want to. Why are people on my back about being nice to everyone tonight? This is the internet, get over it.

It happens sometimes. No need to worry. Just go at it again.

Dude don't worry, like what the guy said "your body needs to adjust from masturbation to real sex"
it happened to me my first time to
didn't cum till like the 5th time around
but when it does prepare for the best possible feeling you'll ever have!

When you think about it, it's better to have to deal with this kind of problem than it is to deal with premature ejaculation. The OP is somewhat lucky.

When I made this thread. I wasn't GENUINELY looking for advice. Moreso just a topic people could make cock jokes about etc. but what I said happened IS true. I'm no troll. It actually happened to me.

And I think it was mostly the position that was uncomfortable.

At 3/21/11 12:37 AM, Squidbit wrote: i think you're talking to me...? I'll assume you are.
I really don't feel the need to put time and effort into a post that wouldn't have made a difference anyway. It's not like I can give OP advice on how to make himself have an orgasm, nor would I want to. Why are people on my back about being nice to everyone tonight? This is the internet, get over it.

I know it's fun to just dick around and have fun every so often, but doing it constantly just ruins it, being nice to people goes a long way.

At 3/21/11 12:44 AM, Magic-Mushroom wrote:
I know it's fun to just dick around and have fun every so often, but doing it constantly just ruins it, being nice to people goes a long way.

Are you new to the internet? No wait, you're trying to become a mod. No one cares this much about other people being nice and helpful unless they're trying to be a mod. Well, good luck in your quest sir.

At 3/21/11 12:49 AM, Scorpion325 wrote:

At 3/21/11 12:44 AM, Magic-Mushroom wrote:
I know it's fun to just dick around and have fun every so often, but doing it constantly just ruins it, being nice to people goes a long way.

Are you new to the internet? No wait, you're trying to become a mod. No one cares this much about other people being nice and helpful unless they're trying to be a mod. Well, good luck in your quest sir.

I don't want to be a mod, they get bitched out, they get nasty PMs, people 0 bomb their flash/audio/art, everyone is scared to post or have fun and joke around when you're online, it's just not what I want. There should be nothing wrong with putting thought and time into your posts, just go through scarab's and CagedSilhouette's posts.

At 3/21/11 12:58 AM, Magic-Mushroom wrote:

:There should be nothing wrong with putting thought and time into your posts, just go through scarab's and CagedSilhouette's posts.

There isn't anything wrong with it, but don't tell other people to do it. That makes you look like a tool. Besides, I don't know who either of those people are.

I think something's in the way.

You should chop it off and take a look inside.

Keep trying. It's the only way.

A buddy of mine told me that the first time he has sex with a girl, he can never cum. I'm guessing it has something to do with nerves or anxiety.

Eh, I'm going to guess your body is feeling a little stressed. Next time just work up with good foreplay and oral, allow your body to work off some stress and relax into the mood and then you should be able to orgasm naturally.

At 3/20/11 11:58 PM, OnionsXD wrote: and I never came. This is weird.

What's up? o__O

Darwinism keeping your genetics at bay

At 3/21/11 12:06 AM, OnionsXD wrote: and I'm 18. And yes I was inside for over an hour I think.

Over an hour?
...
You were thinking about gay sex, weren't you?

Either that or you were passive-aggressively thrusting every so often while she was busy doing a crossword...

Its all in the hips, its all in the hips. You probably are gay though

0_________o This is the gay face

I'm hung up on the fact that OP says it was for an hour. You did put it in, right? Maybe she has an abnormally wide vagina?

I'm locking this, because of most of the insensitive jokes going on around here.

Seriously though, OP, if you want advice, don't ask Newgrounds General BBS users.