So I had 2 months to write an essay

[Lorkas]

And now it's due tomorrow.

Maybe I should've done some work instead of saying "I'll start writing it in three days" LOL

[Buoy]

You should spend the rest of the evening writing things on Newgrounds then

[ForNoReason]

What's it about? Maybe we can help you write it, or at least laugh at you...

[JTS]

What's the magnitude of this bad boy? Are we talking term paper or just a generic essay?

[LocoJoe]

You too? It's only an art paper so it shouldn't be hard just some facts here and some names there and I'm done.

[Jester]

Regardless of what the papers supposed to be about, you should turn in a 13 page essay about how the Holocaust was a lie, using hardly coherent "facts" to support the theory.

[Squidbit]

Isn't that just the greatest feeling?
Speaking of which, I have make-up work to do for economics that I've had a few weeks to do... Better start.

[Lorkas]

At 3/20/11 07:22 PM, BrazilianNinja wrote: Good think you made a thread about it, otherwise you'd be doomed.

Yeah, what would I do without you guys!

At 3/20/11 07:22 PM, SBB wrote: You should spend the rest of the evening writing things on Newgrounds then

I'm outta choices and this one's the only one left.

At 3/20/11 07:22 PM, ForNoReason wrote: What's it about? Maybe we can help you write it, or at least laugh at you...

"Cultural events, their importance, etc. etc." It isn't actually an essay, it's actually a 7 minute long speech. I could talk about cultural events and how important they are for at least 20 minutes, but the hardest part is that I need to hand in some papers that have the "plan" of my speech.

At 3/20/11 07:23 PM, Rummy0 wrote: I still have a feeling that I'm forgetting to do something...

Better make a topic about it then.

At 3/20/11 07:24 PM, JTS wrote: What's the magnitude of this bad boy? Are we talking term paper or just a generic essay?

Actually...It's a term paper, in a way. The teacher emphasised its importance during the whole year. But that doesn't stop me from procrastinating.

At 3/20/11 07:24 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: You too? It's only an art paper so it shouldn't be hard just some facts here and some names there and I'm done.

It isn't that simple. Plus I chose the most retarded subject imaginable lol.

At 3/20/11 07:24 PM, Colin wrote: Yeah you're fucked lol

You don't need to tell me that lol.

At 3/20/11 07:25 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Regardless of what the papers supposed to be about, you should turn in a 13 page essay about how the Holocaust was a lie, using hardly coherent "facts" to support the theory.

That would be hilarious. If I'm going down might as well go down with a bang.

[ForNoReason]

Just randomly write something down and tell the teacher/professor that its your "process". Then stand up there and talk about gay marriage.

[saltovergray]

Huh. Reminds me of the fact that I have a formal lab report due in 5 days. Which i have yet to start.

And to think, I thought I was fucked.

[JTS]

At 3/20/11 07:29 PM, Lorkas wrote: Actually...It's a term paper, in a way. The teacher emphasised its importance during the whole year. But that doesn't stop me from procrastinating.

If your teacher's a dumbass, you could still get lucky.

My teacher assigned one of those as well, one that he couldn't stop fretting about and stressing its grading weight. The entire class turned in 1-3 page papers, and everyone got A's. This is a college professor, keep in mind.

[Lorkas]

At 3/20/11 07:30 PM, Otto wrote: Don't be a pussy. I had five months to write two essays and did it in two nights. Got an A, and a high B. Burn the midnight oil, got no other option.

I'm working on it right now, Word's minimized. I'll probably pull it off since speaking in front of teachers is something I love doing.

At 3/20/11 07:33 PM, JTS wrote:

At 3/20/11 07:29 PM, Lorkas wrote: Actually...It's a term paper, in a way. The teacher emphasised its importance during the whole year. But that doesn't stop me from procrastinating.

If your teacher's a dumbass, you could still get lucky.

My teacher assigned one of those as well, one that he couldn't stop fretting about and stressing its grading weight. The entire class turned in 1-3 page papers, and everyone got A's. This is a college professor, keep in mind.

My teacher isn't a complete dumbass. Plus I'm her pet, which means I can get away with stuff as long as I don't abuse it and show respect. The speech will be in front of 2 other teachers I don't know but hopefully my own teacher can back me up.

[Buoy]

At 3/20/11 07:29 PM, Lorkas wrote: "Cultural events, their importance, etc. etc." It isn't actually an essay, it's actually a 7 minute long speech. I could talk about cultural events and how important they are for at least 20 minutes, but the hardest part is that I need to hand in some papers that have the "plan" of my speech.

7 minutes is maybe 1,2-1,5 pages with standard spacing and 12p cambria text, depending on your current knowledge I guess you could do it if you shut newgrounds the fuck down and work consistently for an hour or so.

[Lorkas]

At 3/20/11 07:37 PM, Otto wrote:

At 3/20/11 07:36 PM, Lorkas wrote:

At 3/20/11 07:30 PM, Otto wrote: Don't be a pussy. I had five months to write two essays and did it in two nights. Got an A, and a high B. Burn the midnight oil, got no other option.

I'm working on it right now, Word's minimized. I'll probably pull it off since speaking in front of teachers is something I love doing.

Yeah, speeches are fine; you'll be fine. Do you get a final qualification grade based on this at all? Mine were coursework for English Literature, savage.

Final qualification grade, yes I think so if we're talking about the same thing. We have a different educational system here than you guys do.

English Literature? Man, my subject compared to yours is like comparing bunnies with Hitler! Plus the fact that even its name "Cultural events and your opinions of them" is so ambiguous I could talk bullshit for hours on end.

[CoccaineCat]

What's it about, I could probably pull you up an internet essay by some guy and you can use that.

[Lorkas2]

At 3/20/11 07:42 PM, CoccaineCat wrote: What's it about, I could probably pull you up an internet essay by some guy and you can use that.

It's about cultural events in Lithuania lol good luck with that.

At 3/20/11 07:40 PM, SBB wrote:

At 3/20/11 07:29 PM, Lorkas wrote: "Cultural events, their importance, etc. etc." It isn't actually an essay, it's actually a 7 minute long speech. I could talk about cultural events and how important they are for at least 20 minutes, but the hardest part is that I need to hand in some papers that have the "plan" of my speech.

7 minutes is maybe 1,2-1,5 pages with standard spacing and 12p cambria text, depending on your current knowledge I guess you could do it if you shut newgrounds the fuck down and work consistently for an hour or so.

Well, we don't have to show the material that's going to go in our actual speech. We had to hand those out a month ago which I obviously didn't do. No, right now we just need to write a small plan with points like

1. cultural events what are they, what they used to be
2. cultural events' importance
3. lack of cultural events' and its importance
4. ???????
5. ending points.

Though I'm probably wrong and we need to write some material between those points. That would sure suck balls lol.

[Ryanson]

Make the essay about how you put off this essay.

[CoccaineCat]

At 3/20/11 07:46 PM, Lorkas2 wrote:

At 3/20/11 07:42 PM, CoccaineCat wrote: What's it about, I could probably pull you up an internet essay by some guy and you can use that.

It's about cultural events in Lithuania lol good luck with that.

lol OP is soooo fucked.

[Sanch]

Two words: Adderall.

[Lorkas]

At 3/20/11 07:43 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:

At 3/20/11 07:29 PM, Lorkas wrote: but the hardest part is that I need to hand in some papers that have the "plan" of my speech.

Man doesn't your professor know that improvisation deserves a higher grade

Hopefully he does lololol!

[kiljoy96]

I had all spring break to film a 10 minute video project
I've filmed 30 seconds
it's due tomorrow.

[Slint]

At 3/20/11 07:52 PM, Sanch wrote: Two words: Adderall.

LOL THAT'S THREE WORDS.

[iamgrimreaper]

Smoke some weed instead.

[6r0undZ3r0]

Procrastination is like masturbation; both feel good until you realize you've just fucked yourself.

[Lorkas]

At 3/20/11 08:30 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: Procrastination is like masturbation; both feel good until you realize you've just fucked yourself.

Plus everyone does it, some people deny to, but they do.

[Xyresic]

At 3/21/11 03:58 AM, Lorkas wrote:

At 3/20/11 08:30 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: Procrastination is like masturbation; both feel good until you realize you've just fucked yourself.

Plus everyone does it, some people deny to, but they do.

People who deny it are the people who do it most. THERE IS NO ESCAPE >:(

Also, good job on that essay. I also congratulate the fact that you're posting topics on NG instead of getting down to it, I salute thee.

[Lepy]

Thanks a lot. You just reminded me that I had make-up work to do, by tomorrow morning.
Should I do it at 4 in the morning?

[DarkMatter]

At 3/20/11 07:22 PM, BrazilianNinja wrote: Good think you made a thread about it, otherwise you'd be doomed.

yeah... it's always a rush to finish a bullshit paper. I consider myself a blackbelt in paper bullshitting.

[Gimmick]

Huh, I had roughly the same thing to do as part of my holiday homework, but since my english teacher was changed and because nobody else did it, I didn't bother giving a shit.

[kazumazkan]

you must of been really lazy