I get called worse by my wife regularly.
Let's see if I can remember some of those things... Usually I just brush them off but sometimes they sink in and hurt for a while :( Drunk and honest tonight.
I get called:
You fucking juvenile prick.
You pussy little cunt bitch.
You're being a fucking little bitch about things, I thought you had a penis but I guess you're just a fucking girl. If I wanted a girl I'd fucking be in a relationship with a dyke. Not like you can perform half the time anyway because you're fucking drunk. At least if I was with a chick I'd know I wasn't gonna get any decent penetration and I'd cum prepared.
Ok, those are the negative things I get told.
Now onto the positives :D
"You are a fucking sex god. You...everything you do...good."
"Thank you for dealing with my crazy...you are so patient and nobody else would take the shit I say.."
"You are the best husband I could ask for.
"Ok ok ok...(out of breath) I need a break for a few...get me some soda?"
"I'll flash your friends on NG, I dont care...they dont know me IRL, whats the problem? You don't mind do you?"
My wife is Bi-Polar. Not like Charlie Sheen: Bi-Winning....very bi-polar. She's a sex goddess and a hateful dictator. Good thing I'm pretty submissive anyway <3
I cry sometimes, when I'm alone. But Ptero, Sirpwnington, Killerhammer, Level1isbest, Tateos, Tetris, AJfriss, and Nair have always been there for me when I needed it. Newgrounds is really the best place to go when you need to get some stuff off your chest. I'm sorry someone called you a cunt, OP. But you're not. Sometimes we're all fucking cunts, and sometimes we're romance-king-love-gods. Focus on your positives <3