There's something underground...

[Squidbit]

In my yard. And it's making noises.
It's coming from right around a tree in my yard, and kinda near the shed. But it's actually underground, and moving around a little bit. It dug a hole under my shed, and I guess it has a whole little nest under there, cause I can hear it's babies crying. It's got my dog all freaked out. Thing is, I have no idea what it could be. I can't think of anything that lives underground in Florida that could be in my yard. Also that's been in my yard for a long time. And two of them, since they're having babies. It's just little squeaks coming from the dirt. Any ideas, NG?

[Yert]

Dig a hole where the noise is coming from and look in it with a flashlight.

[The-Great-One]

Prairie Dog
Groundhog
Mole
Retarded Squirrel

[Squidbit]

At 3/20/11 01:23 AM, Yert wrote: Dig a hole where the noise is coming from and look in it with a flashlight.

I was thinking of that, but then I realized I don't want to stab baby animals in the head with a shovel tonight.

At 3/20/11 01:24 AM, The-Great-One wrote: Prairie Dog
Groundhog
Mole
Retarded Squirrel

I don't think we have any of those in Florida though.

[The-Great-One]

At 3/20/11 01:25 AM, Squidbit wrote: I don't think we have any of those in Florida though.

Hamsters
Guinea Pigs
Dolphins

[Squidbit]

At 3/20/11 01:25 AM, The-Great-One wrote: Guinea Pigs

Actually they sound just like guinea pigs, I couldn't figure out the sound until you posted that. I really doubt I have guinea pigs in my yard though.

[Yert]

At 3/20/11 01:25 AM, Squidbit wrote:

At 3/20/11 01:23 AM, Yert wrote: Dig a hole where the noise is coming from and look in it with a flashlight.

I was thinking of that, but then I realized I don't want to stab baby animals in the head with a shovel

Lightly dig with something smaller than a shovel.

[Squidbit]

At 3/20/11 01:28 AM, Yert wrote:

At 3/20/11 01:25 AM, Squidbit wrote:

At 3/20/11 01:23 AM, Yert wrote: Dig a hole where the noise is coming from and look in it with a flashlight.

I was thinking of that, but then I realized I don't want to stab baby animals in the head with a shovel

Lightly dig with something smaller than a shovel.

Well either way I don't want to ruin it's nest, whatever it is. The mother could abandon it's babies if I go fucking around with them. Some animals are like that aren't they? Plus it could be some crazy shit that could fuck me up for breaking into its house.

[Corpus-Delicti]

Septic Tank?

[The-Great-One]

At 3/20/11 01:35 AM, Corpus-Delicti wrote: Septic Tank?

That would not be a good sign if it were so.

[Dogmeat]

Raccoons possibly, it wouldn't be unheard of for them to burrow.

[iamgrimreaper]

At 3/20/11 01:31 AM, Squidbit wrote: A bunch of shit..

Quit pussyfooting around and go do something about it instead of bumping this thread you fucktard.

[silversunned]

Oh sorry, I left my vibrator outside your house last night! I guess it magically turned itself on!

[Klik]

At 3/20/11 01:52 AM, Travis wrote: Who else wants to recreate Caddy Shack?

I'll get the dynamite!

[Squidbit]

At 3/20/11 02:05 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote:

At 3/20/11 01:31 AM, Squidbit wrote: A bunch of shit..

Quit pussyfooting around and go do something about it instead of bumping this thread you fucktard.

When did I even bump this thread? Fuck you.

At 3/20/11 02:03 AM, Dogmeat wrote: Raccoons possibly, it wouldn't be unheard of for them to burrow.

Really? I didn't know raccoons burrowed. Sounds like it could be raccoons, so I'll just go with that.