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at my house i found a condom in the toilet with sperm in it! i dont know who had sex but it wasnt nice at all. i have no brothers im kinda scared. give me ideas who might of done it
At 3/19/11 11:28 AM, Oliver wrote: Your parents have been buttfuckin' and your dad didn't want to get shit on his dick. That's what happened.
You should drink the sperm.
This. do this.
I love Dawn from Pokemon.
Your parents aren't very smart, condoms just float in the toilet that won't get rid of them.
But at least they are smart enough to use one.
Also how did you find out it had semen in it while it was floating in the water, how closely were you examining this exactly? I think this is more of an issue than the condom itself.
Blow it up and put it on your head.
"Motherfucker, I saw you pussy footing; I kick a bitch in the cunt till it makes her queef and sounds like a fucking whoopie cushion" ~ Eminem, Cold Wind Blows
At 3/19/11 11:47 AM, ironhammer2121 wrote: err well
This isn't RL. This part gave you away.