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More like my life, in total.
The craziest shit happened the other day.
I went to go visit a friend yesterday. He lives in the ghetto.
I was casually walking there, and a really old looking man walks up to me. He said "son, can you please deliver this package for me?".
I looked at the address, and I gladly accepted it. It was on the way to my destination, so why not.
He was holding a cane, and right as I took the envelope and walked away, he dropped the cane and started sprinting as fast as he could in the opposite direction.
Several police cars ambushed the end of the street and suspicious, I did what anybody would do.
I walked over to an officer. He said the man that handed me the package had escaped from an insane asylum. His name was Paul Staley.
The address on the envelope lead the police to a meth house, filled with dead bodies in the basement. They found his wife Alyssa and his son Craig.
Inside was a letter that just had the sentence "last one I'm sending you today".
Pretty mindfucked, I'm glad I'm alive and well.
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At 3/17/11 06:24 AM, BumFodder wrote: This happened to you and I won the lottery today.
And I'm Batman...
bork bork bork
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That sounds kinda news worthy. Can we see a link to the news article?
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Was there meth inside? You could have been arrested, even if you didn't know.
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At 3/17/11 06:29 AM, crapatflash wrote: And I'm Batman...
and I'm Light :L
NEED A VOICE ACTOR?! YOU GOT ONE RIGHT HERE SWEETIE ;)
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Uh huh.
Not only did this not happen to you, you didn't even make up this story, which has been around for some time.
Aigis - Putting the 'ai' back in 'Aigis'.
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At 3/17/11 07:10 AM, BanglaBoy96 wrote:At 3/17/11 06:29 AM, crapatflash wrote: And I'm Batman...and I'm Light :L
And Im Lawliet
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At 3/17/11 05:11 AM, JohnnyDamon wrote: I went to go visit a friend yesterday. He lives in the ghetto.
Yeah, you aren't fooling anyone with this.
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"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
was her name tenneassi
omtish
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At 3/17/11 08:18 AM, dread2760 wrote: fail 1/10 troll harder
You gave it a 1? Pfft.
