joke of the ...errrm thingey

[vultron-omega]

jokes,jokes,jokes
who dosent like them?
share your jokes with the....ummm world of newgrounds users
i'll kick it off with my favourite joke

Q:why did the chicken cross the road roll in mud then cross back again?
A:coz he was a dirty double crosser XD XD XD XD

im looking forward to your jokes :3

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[Klefter]

OKAY THEN HERE'S MY FAVOURITE!!!! XD XD XD!!!!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cock

Cock who?

Cock-cock

[Quicksmasher]

Why are you blind?

Idz becuz you ugley

ahahaaaahahahahahahaha

[Gagsy]

I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was go on about his social life.

Just kept going on and on about a huge rave.

[vultron-omega]

that dosent make to much sense......
oh i get it

[Quicksmasher]

Gagsy keeps posting in wrong freds. Dats funny.

Well ... you DID post in the wrong fred rite!?!?

[Gagsy]

I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her arse.

I didn't know I could buy another can in the departure lounge.

[vultron-omega]

hey heres another one
*AHEM*
Q:there was three men in a carrier plane one british---one german--one paki
the paki said theres two many of these in are countrie and threw out a ton of bricks.
the german said there is two many of thes in our countrie and threw out a ton of knives.
the british said theres two many of these in our countrie and threw out the paki.
when they landed the german and the british whet to the germans house and saw his father crying
they asked what the matter was and he said"your mom was stabed by flying knives a minute ago.
they went round the british house and saw the british father lauthing hystericaly.
the asked him why and he replied "you know our annoying neibors?well they all died when the mother and father were gardening." then he grined "and then there son droped on them and killed them along with a ton of bricks'

-----this joke was not supposed to show any racism if you are offended i apologise-----
OH, almost forgot this joke might not be actually funny coz i forgot half of it and just put the other half(which forgot most of) of another joke--see ya

[Klik]

Your mother

[morcov]

At 3/12/11 10:04 AM, vultron-omega

countrie

Leave this place.

[RubberTrucky]

I learnt the hard way that large women and kinky sex don't match: I bought this girl edible panties and ended up with an indigestion.

[6r0undZ3r0]

At 3/12/11 10:04 AM, vultron-omega wrote: hey heres another one

The amusement comes not from the joke, but from your butchering of grammar and spelling.

[Tribal]

At 3/12/11 09:54 AM, Gagsy wrote: I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her arse.

I didn't know I could buy another can in the departure lounge.

Gagsy is a lesbian.

[Fim]

At 3/12/11 09:54 AM, Gagsy wrote: I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her arse.

I didn't know I could buy another can in the departure lounge.

your e-status with me just elevated considerably

[SuspiciousPenguin]

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?
Nothing, you've told her once.

[DaSaRk]

That's what this topic was for:
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/4296 2/17

But someone shut it down yesterday when I added one. Thanks, whoever that was.

[vultron-omega]

*AHEM*
this is for jokes not random crap

DONT POST IF YOU AINT GOT A JOKE

[DaSaRk]

At 3/12/11 01:05 PM, vultron-omega wrote: *AHEM*
this is for jokes not random crap

DONT POST IF YOU AINT GOT A JOKE

Not sure if that was addressed to me, but if so, click the link... it's a topic with 17 pages of jokes that was going for years.

[vultron-omega]

At 3/12/11 10:05 AM, klik wrote: Your mother

this is not a joke it is shit do not post
unless youv got a good joke

[vultron-omega]

At 3/12/11 01:07 PM, DaSaRk wrote:

At 3/12/11 01:05 PM, vultron-omega wrote: *AHEM*
this is for jokes not random crap

DONT POST IF YOU AINT GOT A JOKE

Not sure if that was addressed to me, but if so, click the link... it's a topic with 17 pages of jokes that was going for years.

that was to every one with no jokes

[vultron-omega]

im sorry to all you joke lovers but if the none jokers who are just ruining this
thread continue ill in form a mod

[Dapper]

At 3/12/11 01:11 PM, vultron-omega wrote: im sorry to all you joke lovers but if the none jokers who are just ruining this
thread continue ill in form a mod

woww den u gunna whip our assess LOLzSZZ i said ASS u gunna report me ?????

Please learn to spell and read the rules. Perhaps lurk around in the forums before you stain your piss-poor English all over the BBS.

[DaSaRk]

There's a priest, a minister and a rabbi. They're out playing golf and they're trying to decide how much to give to charity.

So the priest says, we'll draw a circle on the ground, we'll throw the money way up in the air and whatever lands inside the circle, we give to charity.

The minister says "no", we'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money way up in the air and whatever lands outside, that's what we give to charity.

The rabbi says "no, no, no", we'll throw the money way up in the air and whatever God wants, He keeps.

[DaSaRk]

A bear was chasing a rabbit through the forest when they met a magical golden frog. The frog told them that he would grant them three wishes each.

The bear proceeded to tell the frog his first request. He said, "I wish that all the bears in this forest were female, except for me." POOF! His wish was granted.

Then it was the rabbit's turn and he said, "I wish for a racing bike helmet." POOF! His wish was granted.

The bear hesitated, thought for a moment and then said, "I wish all the bears in the neighboring forests were female too, except for me." POOF! His wish was granted.

The rabbit already knew what he wanted, and uttered, "I wish for a motorcycle." POOF! His wish was granted.

The frog broke in and said, "Now hurry up, I must be on my way. And, may I add, choose your last wish carefully!!"

The bear said, "Alright, I know my last wish. I wish all the bears in the world were female, except for me." POOF! His wish was granted.

The rabbit thought for a while, put on his helmet, and got on his motorcycle. A smirk appeared on his face as he revved the motor and shouted, "I wish the bear was gay."

[DjBliss]

once upon a time there was a user named vultron-omega who posted one of the lames threads on Newgrounds. It got locked and he killed himself

FUNNY

[Shade]

At 3/12/11 01:08 PM, vultron-omega wrote:

At 3/12/11 10:05 AM, klik wrote: Your mother

this is not a joke it is shit do not post
unless youv got a good joke

I literally laughed out loud at your utter stupidity.

[vultron-omega]

At 3/12/11 02:23 PM, DjBliss wrote: once upon a time there was a user named vultron-omega who posted one of the lames threads on Newgrounds. It got locked and he killed himself

FUNNY

not funny that is crap
you are a lame joker

[Shade]

At 3/13/11 11:53 AM, vultron-omega wrote:

At 3/12/11 02:23 PM, DjBliss wrote: once upon a time there was a user named vultron-omega who posted one of the lames threads on Newgrounds. It got locked and he killed himself

FUNNY

not funny that is crap
you are a lame joker

This thread didn't deserve a bump, I hope you know that.

Also, laughing at your stupidity still.

[TheTrooper5]

We need more than just an 'over 13' check for this forum....
We need to be a borderline Gestapo.

[Kanon]

At 3/13/11 11:59 AM, Shade wrote:
This thread didn't deserve a bump, I hope you know that.

Also, laughing at your stupidity still.

Hey Shade, while we're here. Would you like to hear a joke?