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Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 01:42:34 Reply

Where's my damn lightsaber?

I wasn't your friend this long for nothing. I expected a damn lightsaber, and I gets what I want because I expected it and I want it at the same time.


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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 01:44:13 Reply

I'm so sorry, honey. It's tough out there, mang.


I was formerly known as "Jedi-Master."

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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 01:45:14 Reply

At 3/8/11 01:44 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: I'm so sorry, honey. It's tough out there, mang.

You have like dozens of them.


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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 01:49:00 Reply

Jedi Master use to be nice and cool know he's mean and he's a douche bag

but he's even moar cooler now

Just chillin'

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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 01:51:26 Reply

At 3/8/11 01:49 AM, Saren wrote: Jedi Master use to be nice and cool know he's mean and he's a douche bag
but he's even moar cooler now

It's horrible, he's horrible, ugh.


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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 01:51:42 Reply

They can only be given out to the worthy, which, obviously, is not you.

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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 01:54:26 Reply

Guys pleasee. Can we stop this fighting?

Tears.
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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 01:55:48 Reply

At 3/8/11 01:51 AM, positively-negative wrote: They can only be given out to the worthy, which, obviously, is not you.

And Jedi-Master is?


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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 01:56:48 Reply

Come on, guys, these aren't the nice two guys I used to know. Try to settle your difference and come to a compromise.


Can you feel it mister Krabs?

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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 02:24:15 Reply

I bake my cookies over his fab coloured lightsabers...

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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 02:58:55 Reply

At 3/8/11 02:24 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I bake my cookies over his fab coloured lightsabers...

Traitor.


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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 03:04:43 Reply

I thought I was his bestfriend... the fuck bro?


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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 18:18:15 Reply

At 3/8/11 03:07 AM, Xarnor wrote: Hahaha I think he gave all of your guys' lightsabers to me. I have at least 37 now, none of them the same color.

What an asshole.


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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 18:30:44 Reply

Hey what the

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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 18:32:21 Reply

You should all give the dark side a try. Atleast they're giving out free lightsabers. They're red too.


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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 19:25:10 Reply

What is going on?

Jedi-Master


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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 19:45:51 Reply

What the fuck Jedi-Master I want a lightsabre too.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 20:29:06 Reply

Can't you see your fighting is tearing our family apart!?

.. I dunno, I felt left out. But if Jedi Master's giving out lightsabers, sign my ass up.


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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 20:31:39 Reply

Who needs a motherfuckin' light saber when you got a gun?


IRC : 36in

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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 20:35:00 Reply

At 3/8/11 08:31 PM, DP36 wrote: Who needs a motherfuckin' light saber when you got a gun?

Bitch, Light Sabers can deflect bullets.
Which bullets?

ALL OF THEM.


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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 20:36:46 Reply

At 3/8/11 08:35 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: ALL OF THEM.

If the user is fast enough.


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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 21:07:16 Reply

At 3/8/11 08:35 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: Bitch, Light Sabers can deflect bullets.
Which bullets?

ALL OF THEM.

I don't think "disintegrating" counts as "deflecting."


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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 21:09:27 Reply

At 3/8/11 09:07 PM, Ryanson wrote:
At 3/8/11 08:35 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: Bitch, Light Sabers can deflect bullets.
Which bullets?

ALL OF THEM.
I don't think "disintegrating" counts as "deflecting."

It depends, I think. It defelcts Lasers, I dunno how it'd work against normal bullets.


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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 21:11:17 Reply

At 3/8/11 09:09 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: It depends, I think. It defelcts Lasers, I dunno how it'd work against normal bullets.

It's a solid, as opposed to a plasma. So...

WHY ARE WE GETTING OFF TOPIC, JEDI-MASTER WHY YOU SO MEAN


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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 21:13:38 Reply

At 3/8/11 09:11 PM, Ryanson wrote:
At 3/8/11 09:09 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: It depends, I think. It defelcts Lasers, I dunno how it'd work against normal bullets.
It's a solid, as opposed to a plasma. So...

WHY ARE WE GETTING OFF TOPIC, JEDI-MASTER WHY YOU SO MEAN

Sorry to bump this topic, but I AM NOT A MEANIE, AND I WILL HOARD ALL THE LIGHT SABERS FOR MYSELF. GOOD DAY SIR!


I was formerly known as "Jedi-Master."

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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 21:27:03 Reply

Even I got a light saber from him, and I barely know him!

Man these sabers are great, I don't know what i'd do without one!

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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 21:30:34 Reply

Oh I got a lightsaber for you. If you know what I mean...

I mean penis.
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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 21:35:00 Reply

At 3/8/11 09:13 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: Sorry to bump this topic, but I AM NOT A MEANIE, AND I WILL HOARD ALL THE LIGHT SABERS FOR MYSELF. GOOD DAY SIR!

You-a make-a me so mad, you cheap Jedi knock-off.


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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 21:37:05 Reply

Huh, I got one. Me and Jedi-Master have the same name, lol.


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Response to Jedi-Master 2011-03-08 23:52:35 Reply

At 3/8/11 09:37 PM, hitman1993 wrote: Huh, I got one. Me and Jedi-Master have the same name, lol.

Keep it a secret, my child.

At 3/8/11 09:35 PM, Ryanson wrote:
You-a make-a me so mad, you cheap Jedi knock-off.

Do something about it then.


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