Waking Up Early

[HumanDisease]

I want to stay up late and wake up early, are there any tips to do this? I tried last night to fill up my bladder so that I'd wake up early to go urinate, but when I woke up, my bladder was empty, I don't know what happened to it, all I know is that I didn't urinate in my bed.

Any tips? Anyone. I keep waking up at fucking noon. Give me your advice or Charlie Sheen will deploy his ordinance.

[32lulz]

At 3/7/11 12:06 PM, HumanDisease wrote: I want to stay up late and wake up early, are there any tips to do this? I tried last night to fill up my bladder so that I'd wake up early to go urinate, but when I woke up, my bladder was empty, I don't know what happened to it, all I know is that I didn't urinate in my bed.

take some fucking aspirin and forget about it.

[Dosensuppen]

At 3/7/11 12:06 PM, HumanDisease wrote: Charlie Sheen will deploy his ordinance.

This Charlie Sheen meme already ran its course for me. Oh well, hopefully it won't be as bad as Fuck Norris jokes.

Who am I kidding, it's gonna be a slaughter.

[AgroNurse]

Do what normal people do and set your alarm?

Are you seriously asking this?

I hope you piss your bed.

[POTaTOS]

You gotta wake up in the mornin feelin' like P. Diddy.

[HumanDisease]

At 3/7/11 12:11 PM, Narcissy wrote: This Charlie Sheen meme already ran its course for me. Oh well, hopefully it won't be as bad as Fuck Norris jokes.

Who am I kidding, it's gonna be a slaughter.

I had the picture so I figured, why not?

[Dosensuppen]

At 3/7/11 12:13 PM, HumanDisease wrote:

At 3/7/11 12:11 PM, Narcissy wrote: This Charlie Sheen meme already ran its course for me. Oh well, hopefully it won't be as bad as Fuck Norris jokes.

Who am I kidding, it's gonna be a slaughter.

I had the picture so I figured, why not?

You should figure, "Why so?"

[HumanDisease]

At 3/7/11 12:12 PM, AgroNurse wrote: Do what normal people do and set your alarm?

Are you seriously asking this?

I hope you piss your bed.

Alarms don't work on me because of my fan.

[SnoopyChicken]

You can get away with it for a day or two, but unless your napping in the day, sleep will catch up with you eventually

[AgroNurse]

At 3/7/11 12:14 PM, HumanDisease wrote:

Alarms don't work on me because of my fan.

......

yep.

[32lulz]

At 3/7/11 12:14 PM, HumanDisease wrote:

Alarms don't work on me because of my fan.

poor you.we tried.

[POTaTOS]

At 3/7/11 12:14 PM, HumanDisease wrote:

At 3/7/11 12:12 PM, AgroNurse wrote: Do what normal people do and set your alarm?

Are you seriously asking this?

I hope you piss your bed.

Alarms don't work on me because of my fan.

You have a fan louder than your alarm? What fucked up clocks are you using?!

[HumanDisease]

At 3/7/11 12:16 PM, AgroNurse wrote:

At 3/7/11 12:14 PM, HumanDisease wrote:

Alarms don't work on me because of my fan.

......

yep.

I can't sleep without a loud sound.

[Lucy]

Go to bed earlier. Yes, I'm aware you said you want to stay up late, but if you want to wake up earlier, youre going to have to go to bed earlier for a while to get used to it.

[dogpup4]

Get a fan that you can set the time for (like, press a button for the fan to go on for an hour which should be enough time to get to sleep) then use an alarm clock.

[Gagsy]

Keep trying. You'll get used to it.

As for the alarm thing, get a fucking louder alarm clock.

I used to sleep with a fan blowing (sometimes still do in the summer) and an alarm is usually so much more piercing and loud than a steady fan ever is. If you fail to wake up with an alarm then shop around for a better one.

Also I get up 5 mornings a week at 4.15am. I start work at 5. I don't go to bed early. I still get to bed by around 10/11. Asleep by 11 if I'm lucky. I'm used to this routine now and I never fail to wake up. Just takes practice.

[SnoopyChicken]

Get a battery alarm clock and stick it under your pillow

[Basement-Cat]

At 3/7/11 01:08 PM, snoopychicken wrote: Get a battery alarm clock and stick it under your pillow

ima stick mah lollipop up ur anus ten ill take it out and plant my penis in ur anus and die.

[Slint]

At 3/7/11 01:15 PM, Basement-Cat wrote:

At 3/7/11 01:08 PM, snoopychicken wrote: Get a battery alarm clock and stick it under your pillow

ima stick mah lollipop up ur anus ten ill take it out and plant my penis in ur anus and die.

Get the fuck out of Newgrounds please.

[satanbrain]

Get a rooster, you can't shut these creatures unless you wake up so either way you're awake.