What if God came up to you and...

[Lorkas]

And kicked you in the balls for being a gay atheist. What would you do then?

[Toast-Tony]

stop daydreaming, god isn't real.

[Lorkas]

At 3/7/11 05:38 AM, Toast-Tony wrote: stop daydreaming, god isn't real.

It's a hypothetical situation.

[Lintire]

I'd tell him to go next door and to please apologize for wrongly smashing my balls in. I'd then crumple to the ground and begin struggling for breath.

[Toast-Tony]

At 3/7/11 05:39 AM, Lorkas wrote:

At 3/7/11 05:38 AM, Toast-Tony wrote: stop daydreaming, god isn't real.

It's a hypothetical situation.

it's a hypothetical answer.

[Ninjar]

I'd repent and beg him for a new set of balls as my current ones would probably be horribly deformed from the pure force of his almighty steel toes.

[RubberTrucky]

Come out of the closet.
If he knows I'm gay, that would be an epiphany.

[Dawnslayer]

First make him prove he's God, then make him prove I'm gay. Because last I checked I can't get much straighter.

[111122223138]

Not get kicked cause I ain't a homosexual.

[Dawnslayer]

At 3/7/11 06:25 AM, Dawnslayer wrote: First make him prove he's God, then make him prove I'm gay. Because last I checked I can't get much straighter.

Oh, and then make him prove I'm an atheist.

[Lorkas]

At 3/7/11 06:27 AM, Dawnslayer wrote:

At 3/7/11 06:25 AM, Dawnslayer wrote: First make him prove he's God, then make him prove I'm gay. Because last I checked I can't get much straighter.

Oh, and then make him prove I'm an atheist.

You can't make him to anything. He's not your bitch.

[Suprememessage]

Im not gay or an atheist so it obviously isnt god, I would kick him in the balls!
To be more precise, I would kick him in the balls with steel toed boots for pretending to be god!

[positively-negative]

I'd yell at my best friend for being a fucktard again...

[Makakaov]

I'd go to mental institution.

[Ragnarokia]

I'd ask God to take a seat so we could talk about her problems.

If you don't talk it over it will never get solved.

[Breaktroll]

He (she, it) would have proved my point of God being a total douchedick if he existed.

[ArmouredGRIFFON]

At 3/7/11 05:38 AM, Toast-Tony wrote: stop daydreaming, god isn't real.

Inductively speaking, yes he is.

[f-izzle]

I'm not gay, so i don't have to worry about that.

[Retsiger]

I'd kick him back, make him swallow his own (tiny) balls, watch him dying slowly and painfully then I'd bury him in my backyard.

BECAUSE I'M SATAN HAHAHAHAHAHA

[SpaceWhale]

God's a dick.

[Slint]

He wouldn't, I'm not gay nor atheist.

[SnoopyChicken]

Kick him straight back, you have to stand up to bullies!

[kazumazkan]

im not gay (but i think gay thought :( ) nor a atheist

andi know that god has gone to be for a reason

[Dosensuppen]

If I were a homosexual atheist and God kicked me, then I suppose I'd question my life current path of lfie.

[Gasthecar]

I'd eat pie then probably die

[toastburner]

I would ask why he made me the way I am if it offends him.

[Comrade]

I'd tell him he's mistaken and point to the guy next to me.

[nobodyguy]

i would tell him to fuck off plain and simple.

[ExtraordinaryTerrest]

I would inform him...

[Ericho]

At 3/7/11 05:34 AM, Lorkas wrote: And kicked you in the balls for being a gay atheist. What would you do then?

I would announce I wasn't gay or an atheist. Then I would say that he's the one who made people gay, anyway.