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What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 03:58:29 Reply

When you pass, what do you want done with your remains?

I think I will go the traditional route and have a tombstone made and my body buried near my family members. I think this was at least gives me some sort of vague immortality, seeing as how once in a while maybe ever few years somebody will visit that graveyard.

Regardless if they are looking for me or another person every now and then someone will at least read my name and possibly my death. Which is important to me because even long years after I past once in a while someone will know that I used to exist. I dunno, it makes sense to me.

Of all the wonders that I yet have heard. It seems to me most strange that men should fear; seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come.
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What will become of your remains?


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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 03:59:51 Reply

Burnt, sprinkled on some local fish and chips and consumed by the most intelligent child in the village.

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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 03:59:52 Reply

That my body is thrown into a trash compactor.

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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 04:00:07 Reply

I want to be glued to a chair and be put on a porch.


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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 04:01:46 Reply

They can shove my corpse down a toilet for all I care. Whatever makes whoever cares about me happy.


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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 04:02:42 Reply

At 3/7/11 04:01 AM, sandwich-eater wrote: They can shove my corpse down a toilet for all I care. Whatever makes whoever cares about me happy.

In this case...i am to believe...you are a goldfish?

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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 04:06:04 Reply

At 3/7/11 04:02 AM, Toast-Tony wrote:
At 3/7/11 04:01 AM, sandwich-eater wrote: They can shove my corpse down a toilet for all I care. Whatever makes whoever cares about me happy.
In this case...i am to believe...you are a goldfish?

Unfortunately, no. Being a goldfish would consist of all the fun of being alive without the responsibility of responsibilities.


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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 04:08:54 Reply

I want my skeleton to be used as a Halloween decoration, and I want someone to tie a string to my jaw and make me say wacky things like

"I AM A SPOOOOKY SKELETON, BOO!!! BE AWARE OF MY SPOOKY KOOKS!!!"

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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 04:13:15 Reply

I want to be cremated, and then my ashes deposited straight into a hole in the ground, no container.
I then want a tree of some variety planted on top of them, possibly an oak or somesuch.


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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 04:13:39 Reply

I want to be cremated, then have my ashes compressed into DIAMOND. Then I can honestly say that I will live forever... metaphorically speaking.


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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 04:16:16 Reply

Cremated, and spread somewhere significant to my life. I don't want a gravestone left hanging around for centuries where people can go around fiddling with it. Fuck that.

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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 04:21:09 Reply

At 3/7/11 04:13 AM, crapatflash wrote: I want to be cremated, then have my ashes compressed into DIAMOND. Then I can honestly say that I will live forever... metaphorically speaking.

that would be one hell of a small diamond.

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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 04:25:52 Reply

I want to be 'buried' at sea.

Hear me out.

I don't like the idea of my body rotting underground in a tight smelly coffin, and for thr grave to be neglected by family and friends in the years after my death, to be just there forgotten like all those all graves you see.

I don't want my body to be burnt, turned to ash to sit in someones vase as an eyesore or to be emptied at a favourite spot of mine, where the wind will just move me onwards and I'll appear as a dust to people until rain evaporates me completely.

I want to be put to sea. Don't care how, just let my body hit the surface and allow the crabs and fish to feast upon me. Let them grow and live from my death. Let them take everything that was me for themselves and let that be that. I don't want my body to rot longer than it needs to, I don't want to be turned to ash. I just want an eco friendly death, where my body helps the cycle of life go on. Not just take up another spot on the earth that isn't needed.


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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 04:29:12 Reply

eco friendly death, where my body helps the cycle of life go on. Not just take up another spot on the earth that isn't needed.

God damn hippies.


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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 04:29:17 Reply

Traditional burial is eco friendly is it not, especially in comparison to cremation. you do give to the earth, you decompose, this goes towards the environment one way or another. but being buried at sea, especially how you put it, in such a hearty and meaningful way, sounds amazing.

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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 04:29:29 Reply

I honestly don't care. Whoever has the chore of dealing with my corpse can do whatever they want with it.


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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 04:35:01 Reply

Fed to orphans.


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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 04:36:37 Reply

At 3/7/11 04:29 AM, ironraven24 wrote: I honestly don't care. Whoever has the chore of dealing with my corpse can do whatever they want with it.

and as thoughts race through your mind you will spend the rest of your waking days picturing your dead body being pummeled vigorously by a scrawny looking dirty grave digger in the middle of nowhere.

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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 04:39:34 Reply

I am a registered organ donator and I'm leaving what ever organs the NHS wants to them.

What ever is left my family can dispose of as they see fit. I'll be dead so I don't care if they bury my remains or burn them.


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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 04:43:49 Reply

At 3/7/11 04:29 AM, Hawdcore wrote: God damn hippies.

Not at all.

I dislike hippies completely, despite how hippy my post above sounds.

I just don't see the point of wasting space on earth when I'm dead. I would much rather be part of the cycle of life.

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE


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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 05:02:16 Reply

At 3/7/11 04:43 AM, Gagsy wrote: I just don't see the point of wasting space on earth when I'm dead. I would much rather be part of the cycle of life.

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

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What will become of your remains?


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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 05:14:30 Reply

I want my ashes to be tatooted to Yamor's arm!!


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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 05:54:16 Reply

Peronal, i don't have any wishes (yet) Just bury me in a coffin, or do as you please, if your dead, you're dead...nothing to do about it


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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 06:03:43 Reply

Cremated and scattered over my favourite thinking spot, which is a small inlet about a kilometre from my parent's place.

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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 06:08:39 Reply

As far as I'm concerned, the department of medicine can use my body to teach students how to botch operations.
I don't want people pretending to care that I'm gone or something.


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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 06:17:37 Reply

I would want my organs donated and whatever is left of me they can feed to whoever is hungry. Although, if I was viciously murdered and placed in some secret secluded area.. I wouldn't have a choice in the matter.


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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 06:30:39 Reply

When I die, I want to be fed to UltraBear.


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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 06:34:06 Reply

At 3/7/11 04:35 AM, Narcissy wrote: Fed to orphans.

Hell yeah motherfucker.

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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 07:55:26 Reply

Cremated.
Atleast I won't take up as much space as you guys.

no offence.

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Response to What will become of your remains? 2011-03-07 07:56:50 Reply

I want to be cremated, but I'm not sure what to do with the ashes.


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