Since 80% of your are Anti-Social

[Viktor]

How do I get a date?

Seriously.

[MrPercie]

well

asking us was your first mistake

[Squidbit]

I can't tell if you're trolling or not...
But you ask a girl out. Simple.

[Falonefal]

By actually HAVING balls.

[Viktor]

At 3/5/11 08:43 PM, Squidbit wrote: I can't tell if you're trolling or not...
But you ask a girl out. Simple.

Not trolling, I seriously need a date.

[MrPercie]

At 3/5/11 08:43 PM, Viktor wrote:

also, on a side note, I named my dick after you.

[Ragnarokia]

Find someone you like where ever you do whatever stuff you do outside or find people online. There are thousands of dating sites by the way.

At 3/5/11 08:43 PM, MrPercie wrote: asking us was your first mistake

^

[SqueezyLemon]

It's not how.
Yo just need to be cool. Randomly asking makes you look like an ass.
And the title isn't descriptive enough BTW.

[Yrtnej]

Walk up to a girl you know, and say, "Hey, do you want to go out with me?" As long as you don't do anything stupid, like talking to her when her friends are nearby or walking up to her like a douchebag, you should be fine. If she likes you, she'll say yes. If she doesn't, she'll say no. It's as simple as that.

[DP]

Being a nice person, nice guy, the type of person who wouldn't ask other people how to get a date.

[IndigenousDigitalist]

Why would be know if 80% of us are anti-social?

[Ragnarokia]

At 3/5/11 08:45 PM, Viktor wrote: Not trolling, I seriously need a date.

Please inform me why you "need" a date.

[Light]

At 3/5/11 08:43 PM, Viktor wrote: How do I get a date?

Seriously.

Refraining from Newgrounds usually helps people like you.

[rifledark1]

At 3/5/11 08:44 PM, Falonefal wrote: By actually HAVING balls.

This.

[msibomb]

Well if your a legit Russian you can speak your language to them, chicks love that shit.

[rifledark1]

At 3/5/11 08:47 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 3/5/11 08:45 PM, Viktor wrote: Not trolling, I seriously need a date.

Please inform me why you "need" a date.

His name is God.

[ThatGuyWithGlasses]

At 3/5/11 08:47 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 3/5/11 08:45 PM, Viktor wrote: Not trolling, I seriously need a date.

Please inform me why you "need" a date.

Simple enough, he has reproductive urges.

[Vinnyy]

Why are you asking us if you know that 80% of us is anti-social?

[snapper5]

At 3/5/11 08:46 PM, Yrtnej wrote: Walk up to a girl you know, and say, "Hey, do you want to go out with me?" As long as you don't do anything stupid, like talking to her when her friends are nearby or walking up to her like a douchebag, you should be fine. If she likes you, she'll say yes. If she doesn't, she'll say no. It's as simple as that.

This guys a douche. That only works in films.

If you really want to take a girl out, get to know the girl you like then suggest taking her someplace nearby one time. It doesn't even have to be classy. A film between "friends" can quickly turn into something more

[Lintire]

It's much more straightforward then you'd think it is.

Meet a girl, get to know her, and let her know a bit about yourself. See if you click. Make it known that you're interesting, gauge her response, then simply ask her out. From there, if it works well, a few more dates and you can safely ask her to be your girl.

You now have a girlfriend. Of course, once you get right into it it's pretty complicated, but you just look at the broad steps and suddenly you're on the right track.

[positively-negative]

Kidnapping...

[curiousbotanist]

for a start, stop pulling numbers out of your ass.... its unsanitary and the ladies don't like that...

[The-Great-One]

<insert good advice spiel that can actually benefit you, but you won't listen to here>

<insert link to the Relationship Crew here>

<insert non-funny non-original Newgrounds joke about dating, cocks, or you being gay here>

[Canas]

Ask the calender!!

ohhhhhhhhhh hwof hwof hwof hwof hwof

[Yrtnej]

At 3/5/11 09:28 PM, snapper5 wrote:

At 3/5/11 08:46 PM, Yrtnej wrote: Walk up to a girl you know, and say, "Hey, do you want to go out with me?"

This guys a douche. That only works in films.

lol. Ask for sincere answers on Newgrounds and there will always be a couple trolls, amirite?

[JaY11]

This thread annoys me. Why do males have to through all this effort, while females get put on a goddamn pedestal.

Fuckin' biology, how does it work.

[Gagsy]

What is a social and how do I get it?

[Gagsy]

At 3/6/11 08:33 AM, Otto wrote: Be my +1 at a party with me baby

We'll paint the town red.

Then have sex in it.

[RubberTrucky]

Set up MSN from a random chat channel that has females. (might require engagement to a local fun-site forums)
Establish she is single and is a bit insecure. DO NOT ASK FOR SEX EXPERIENCE OR NAKED PICTURES. That is, unless she offers it herself, but she won't. Don't even ask for pictures of her/other contact data.
Talk to her and move the way she wants you to move. If she asks anything about you, talk about you. If she talks about herself, listen and on't be a smartass and offer solutions for problems she has. Just listen and comment in sympathy, even if what she is talking about is incredibily boring.
Eventually, try to direct the conversation to romance. Don't talk about your weird sex fantasies and try to be as subtle as possible. Talk to her about her hopes and what you feel about those. Be sure that you say that you understand why she likes that and that you are capable of at least compromising. If she likes twilight, tell her that that is okay, because it is pretty nice to get along with but just not really your style. Don't say that twilight is for retards.
Then introduce her to a social hobby, especially geeky stuff. like tell her about folk dancing classes or some other classes where there is an event in the near future or discuss an oncoming movie she might be interested in.
Then if you've buttered her up enough, comment casually that you want to take her to said event. If she says no, tell her that you probably have to find someone else and that you might pass up on the opportunity if you have to go alone. don't act pissed off or anything, suggest you could try another time. If she says yes, go with her and act suave. Don't talk about her giving you a BJ if there isn't sexual tension. even not in jest.

[RubberTrucky]

Also, remember that your hobbies are not the center of her world. It is terribly boring to chat with someone who's rambling on about actors and all the classic movies he has seen and you do't know what he's on about for 75%. Remember, she's important, not you. Ask her what movies she's into and sggest some movies that she might like based on this.

I real life? Get some friends to thrw a party where a group of chicks attached to one are invited. Act suave and niot like you're the center of the world. Pick the girl who's slightly bored and get her attention. At the end of the night, tell her you'd like to see hzer again.

That's how I got dates.