injuries

[germanturtle]

So newgrounds, what is the worst injury you ve ever had?

[Makakaov]

inures are for faggots.

[Wunderbar]

inures are

[MrSaint]

I have broken my right arm once, and the left one a year later.

Worst that happened to me

[Ericho]

I think the worst injury I ever had was when I fell down on my bike. That has happened to me several times before, but this was a really bad example. I fell down and I swear I wounded every single part of my body that you could look at! I was lucky enough to be wearing a helmet so I did not hurt my head. I was bleeding from the side of my stomach, one elbow (forgot which) and my left knee. I have never had broken bones before.

[Dubbi]

An injured pride

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

I was snowboarding and tried to do a backflip and then hit a rail. Unfortunately, I miscalculated and hit the rail with everything except my board. The result was a severe concussion, a broken and protruding shin bone, and a face that was split in two from just below the eye socket, through my upper lip. I was airlifted to the nearest trauma centre where they set my leg and stopped the bleeding from my head, and stitched it up. The same was done for my leg. After they got me stabilised, they preformed plastic surgery, to line up the two halves of my face. Later, the scarring was taken care of by a separate plastic surgery, paid for by the NHS.

I win.

[luigipwnsmario]

Well there was this one time, I was handling a stack of wild paper, when ALL OF A FUCKING SUDDEN one son of a fucking ass turd piece of paper gave me A MOTHERFUCKING PAPER CUT.
I showed that little fuck who was boss. I crumpled that bitch up, pulled out my lighter, and burned that fucker RIGHT IN FRONT OF ITS PARENTS. Then I MOTHERFUCKING PISSED ON THE ASHES.
And I only cried for 20 minutes.

Shit was so cash.

[Squidbit]

There's a big pit thing in front of my school that just has a door to the basement of the auditorium, and it's all fenced off at the top. There's a staircase down into it, but the gate is locked, so you can't get in.
I climbed over the fence, and then jumped in, which I had done quite a few times without anything bad happening. But the last time I did it my shoelace got caught on a little box that was on the wall, so I fell a good 15 feet down onto the hard cement, and landed on my right arm. Somehow it was my left arm that got all fucked up though.

[CalvinGodly]

I was throw from a car when the set-belt failed in a head on collision.
I had compound fractures in my left arm, shattered pelvis, my left leg was almost amputated, most of my ribs were broken, collapsed lung, bruised lever, and some bruises and burn marks from sliding against the pavement and grass.
There was a chard of glass that was millimeters away from paralyzing me.
When the police showed up to the scene they actually thought I was already dead because I was knocked out and my heartbeat was slow enough that when they checked it they didn't find a pulse.
When they was putting the clothe over me, a cop noticed that the clothe was moving in tune with my breath. Everyone was shocked that I was alive because I was throw about 115ft over the side of a small bridge.
I'm lucky to be alive today to keep leading people on till the end.

[saltovergray]

I fell on the edge of a stone wall, which supposedly was rather sharp, when I was 7. 2 days before Christmas, split my whole knee open, down to the bone. I had to be carried down the street back to my house. It was so painful, I couldn't walk for days.

Not a fun day.