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A coconut, drill and some white phosphorous.

At 3/5/11 11:32 AM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 3/5/11 02:12 AM, Cootie wrote: A plane, some gasoline, and a certified pilot.

do I win?

You'd need a long strip of solid ground in order to take off in a plane.

He could have one of those boat-planes

At 3/5/11 05:15 AM, The-Psycho-Ragdoller wrote: I only need my three friends, chip penny, and used napkin.

lol thats from sponge bob right?

At 3/5/11 02:17 AM, Space-Whale wrote: 3 genies that can grant infinite wishes.

This

A camera crew, some bdsm equipment, and bear grylls

1) A boat with enough sand and gravel to form a section of land that can be turned into an airport strip. IF the island itself is not big enough.

2) A fully loyal forgery master who will follow me and execute ALL my wishes, and that has to be able to create the following:
- gov't issued certificate to immediately create fully functional and staffed airport on said island/land section;
- gov't issued certificate that grants me full ownership of the island and all its features (including airport); thus, I can donate the airport and most of the island to the Canadian gov't in exchange for the small favor of giving me a flight off the island;
- gov't issued document that ranks me as an "essential asset for the Canadian gov't and a prized civilian", returns me home, and grants me $300,000 per year for the rest of my life (I'm not a greedy fuck, that's enough for me)

3) One slice of freshly-baked blueberry pie.