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have someone tie a rope to my ankles and one to my wrists and attach them to two truckas and have the trucks drive opposite directions.

1.) Binge Drink at Chucky Cheese
2.) Throw up all over everything, as quickly as possible, untill...
3.) Alchoholic Coma
4.) Death.

I would forever be known as "That drunk asshole that threw up on the animatronics."

drink poison in front of a crowd.
no, i would never kill myself. never.

I'd just jump of a high building.

like: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeSHPLAT!

At 3/4/11 09:51 PM, IndigenousDigitalist wrote: How about peacefully in my sleep?

Fuck that. If you're gonna die in your sleep you won't even be expecting it. Getting hit by a truck or something might be more painful but atleast you'll see it coming.

Why would I kill myself?

inb4 don't bother posting here then

I would kill myself quickly and painlessly. I would leave a death note saying I couldnt hold the sadness that is life. You would then go on in life for 5 years. Finally you couldnt take it without me. You decide to hang yourself. Just as you jump off the chair I come outa nowhere and cut the rope. This song starts and I hug you, turn to pure aura and fly out the window.

Stranglewank.

I was going to shoot up my high school and get shot by the cops. I've already bought my weapon.

what i would do is go in to a supermarket stand in line with 4 or more people, pull out a gun and say " WHO FUCKING FARTED!?: then blow my brains out

Multiple gunshot suicide. With a shotgun.

At 3/5/11 04:46 AM, hardriver wrote: i would strap explosives to my chest,
the go out and commit a crime.
the yell out "NOT EVEN GOD CAN HURT ME!"

then detonate myself,
it would send a strong message :D

HA HA HA HA. That's fucking HILARIOUS. I'm stealing that idea now.

I would take off all my clothes and laugh like a maniac. Then I would throw my poop at people. Anyone who trys to run will force me to rub my dick on them. After that I would shoot myself in the head while holding tight onto someone to physically scar him/her.

Wrestling a giant, five-headed, fire breathing, laser-eyed, robotic-armed, gorilla that was genetically fused with a spider and an octopus - on a fuckin' meteorite heading towards Earth! All the while I'm naked, but wearing a sombrero!

Death by snoo-snoo.

Go to a store that sells parachutes. Buy a brand I hate. Two of them... cut holes in both of them. Then go skydiving with a loved one. We would both be naked. We would have sex in midair. Everyone would watch, women would scream and cover their children eyes, and men would drop their pants. Then we would pull out our chutes, they would be defective and we would die in an explosion of blood and semen. That way, I would die happy and people would stop buying that brand of parachutes because of our death. Win-half-win

A simple way for" how would you kill yourself" is just START SMOKING nothing else.....!!!

Shove loads of sex toys into myself and then jump of a building onto a trainline.