I'm sick and there's a hot chick

[HahaISuckMoreThanYou]

That's into me because of my awesomelishious attitude. We been hanging out the past few weeks more than usual and she's displaying some signs that is obvious from a mile away she wants me to be her bf.

The problem?

I been sick all week this week and haven't wanted to try anything with her because of my cold. I've been like hack-coughing and the nastiest thing would be our first kiss I cough a fucking loogie in her face lol.

Should that really be a problem?

[Piggler]

Take some sudafed and fuck the shit out of her.

[XenonMonkey]

You should punch her in the boob.

That would be awesomelishious.

[HahaISuckMoreThanYou]

At 3/4/11 11:26 AM, Piggler wrote: Take some sudafed and fuck the shit out of her.

Well fuck me in the goats ass. I never even thought about OTC medicine.

and I'll leave her not being able to walk straight for a week

in before 4 seconds "D: I came"

[Chazz]

Why don't you just have sex with her?

I mean seriously you're not gonna stay with her for anymore than a couple months.

[argile]

You have it better off than some of the others here... I still haven't figured out the science of it.

[HahaISuckMoreThanYou]

At 3/4/11 11:52 AM, argile wrote: You have it better off than some of the others here... I still haven't figured out the science of it.

Last post :(

The shitty part is that every girl my friend has a crush on has had a crush on me.

and I remember this one girl looking at me when my friend asked that and said "it must be my personality" because I'll admit it upstraight, I am a balding motherfucker that is no cassanova

How do you comfort a friend when shit like that happens? lol "Oh yea, that one girl? We dated a few years ago blah blah blah"

Oh yea, and I'm 23, your chances of getting laid is infinity increased when there isn't 3,000 people jampacked in 1 small building everyday for 8 hours (and it seems like every girl is taken or is just not interested), when you can buy alcohol, and you can say and do what you want without someone looking down your shoulders. (Hated highschool)

I was in the same boat, but I can't provide facts, reference, or some kind of scientific data. You just have to trust me that life gets better when you get older (if your not a loser aka live with your parents, do hardcore drugs, or living off unemployment).

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

Just ask her out, because then you can do everything later. I realize you're probably sick as fuck, but you'll eventually get over it. Take it slowly, very slowly, at least until the cold is gone. No one wants to get sick from the first kiss of a relationship.

[iamgrimreaper]

Brool Story Co.

[Comrade]

Put ice cubes down your shorts

[Kurt-Cocaine]

You should really take a shot at her.

[FattyWhale]

You guys don't have to kiss immediately after becoming a couple you know?

That would be kind of weird actually.

[Makakaov]

Hey guys I there's that hot Katty Perry who is into me she showed every sign of wanting to me be her boyfrend and let me hold her tits for 2 seconds, and the problem is that i have aids should i kiss her ng?

[ash]

If she likes you, I think that she can understand that you're sick

[Scary-Kids]

Your penis isn't sick is it?
Rape her.

[YellowisCOOL]

u poor thing...

[argile]

At 3/4/11 12:26 PM, HahaISuckMoreThanYou wrote:

The shitty part is that every girl my friend has a crush on has had a crush on me.

and I remember this one girl looking at me when my friend asked that and said "it must be my personality" because I'll admit it upstraight, I am a balding motherfucker that is no cassanova

How do you comfort a friend when shit like that happens? lol "Oh yea, that one girl? We dated a few years ago blah blah blah"

Oh yea, and I'm 23, your chances of getting laid is infinity increased when there isn't 3,000 people jampacked in 1 small building everyday for 8 hours (and it seems like every girl is taken or is just not interested), when you can buy alcohol, and you can say and do what you want without someone looking down your shoulders. (Hated highschool)

I was in the same boat, but I can't provide facts, reference, or some kind of scientific data. You just have to trust me that life gets better when you get older (if your not a loser aka live with your parents, do hardcore drugs, or living off unemployment).

Well I'm surprised that you even gave me the time off day with the fact that you have not did not flip your shit that's what's more important to me because trust me I'm not nearly retarded as some people lead them selfs to believe from the far view even though I lack a sense of direction , I just have a harder time relating to regular human behavior and I don't plan on letting my neurological development issues become something worth of Pitying...
Hmm Well I'll be scratching off the last two things off the list since I know I won't have any of those problems Though where else would I be able to live what I earn at the moment could not possibly be enough to buy my own home and pay for mortgages every month.

[KurdtCobane]

Gargle some cum before you kiss her.