Well today in Biology all my friends were at a Sport Field trip and I had no friends in my class. So I was sitting next to this downie who thinks he has an IQ of 180 but is a total retard. I had to partner up with him in our experiment to compare different animal bloods under a microscope. He claimed that the human blood had a disease in it.
He then told me we should check to make sure, I asked him how. Before I knew it he took a scalpel from the bench and cut my hand. I yelled at the fucker as blood ran down my hand. He put it under the slider and said my blood was completely pure. He then yelled that he found the secret to human cloning. He grabbed my neck from behind and prodded me forward with the scalpel. He told me he was taking me to his super secret lab where he can clone me.
He then chanted FUGULZAR and expected to be teleported there. Nothing really happened so I just slapped him in the face and ran. This fucker is quick for his down syndromeness. He chased after me and caught me. He then yelled at me I AM JACOB NEGROY AND I WILL HAVE MY CLONE. He then stabbed my chest several times and to no avail. The scalpel broke on my chest of steel. I yelled out KAOKEN! I turned red and used the kamahamaha wave on him and obliterated him and half my school. The firemen turned up with the police and they tried to arrest me. I called on the spirits of my friends and used a spirit bomb and blew my school the fuck up. I then flew off into the distance with highway to hell play in the background.
How interesting was your day NG?