This asshole expirimented on me...

[Roxbury97]

Well today in Biology all my friends were at a Sport Field trip and I had no friends in my class. So I was sitting next to this downie who thinks he has an IQ of 180 but is a total retard. I had to partner up with him in our experiment to compare different animal bloods under a microscope. He claimed that the human blood had a disease in it.

He then told me we should check to make sure, I asked him how. Before I knew it he took a scalpel from the bench and cut my hand. I yelled at the fucker as blood ran down my hand. He put it under the slider and said my blood was completely pure. He then yelled that he found the secret to human cloning. He grabbed my neck from behind and prodded me forward with the scalpel. He told me he was taking me to his super secret lab where he can clone me.

He then chanted FUGULZAR and expected to be teleported there. Nothing really happened so I just slapped him in the face and ran. This fucker is quick for his down syndromeness. He chased after me and caught me. He then yelled at me I AM JACOB NEGROY AND I WILL HAVE MY CLONE. He then stabbed my chest several times and to no avail. The scalpel broke on my chest of steel. I yelled out KAOKEN! I turned red and used the kamahamaha wave on him and obliterated him and half my school. The firemen turned up with the police and they tried to arrest me. I called on the spirits of my friends and used a spirit bomb and blew my school the fuck up. I then flew off into the distance with highway to hell play in the background.

How interesting was your day NG?

[Minerals]

At first I thought this was real, but then I was sad.

[32lulz]

i went out and murdered 356 satanic cows from nagul.i win.

[argile]

Well that had to be a interesting experience... Your science partner sounds gullible as Peter Griffin

[kazumazkan]

and you let him do it

i dont know who is the dumb ass here you or him

[groundpwndr]

At 3/3/11 07:00 AM, Rummy0 wrote: THAT STORY SUCKED COCK, I WANT THE HUNGRY CATERPILLAR.

Here you go.

[Gimmick]

wut.

[The-Great-One]

OP. Please put this in the Writing Forum and continue with your work. It sounds FUCKING AWESOME!

[RockLou]

I ripped a guy's spine out of his own asshole.

[Timchik]

nenenenenene!

[AgroNurse]

At 3/3/11 07:00 AM, Rummy0 wrote: THAT STORY SUCKED COCK, I WANT THE HUNGRY CATERPILLAR.

Hahahaha, nicely done

[MatthewF]

My day was just fine. I sacraficed some virgins and prayed to Satan.

Hail Satan!

[nakedxbabe]

i don't know how an asshole can do that, an asshole in on your butt, has no brains to think that through.

[Rude-Awakening]

You sound like an ineligible test subject, plus I'm pretty sure blood can't be pure. I know you were expecting a high-five and well done from the Newgrounds community for this riveting tale but you can go fuck yourself. Bro.

[Magic-Mushroom]

At 3/3/11 06:48 AM, Roxbury97 wrote:

Go yank a cock through your ass. I just pissed away a good 30 seconds minutes of my life.

[Obvious-M]

I thought this was going to turn out like the scene from "The Thing".

[Cootie]

At 3/3/11 07:00 AM, Rummy0 wrote: THAT STORY SUCKED COCK, I WANT THE HUNGRY CATERPILLAR.

I also want the Hungry Caterpillar.

[TechnoHound]

My day was satisfying because my not so cheap bag fell apart

[RubberTrucky]

YOU NINCOMPOOP. The school was only a setback. I WILL HAVE MY CLONE!!!

[JackRocker]

At 3/3/11 01:13 PM, Falling-Apart wrote:

At 3/3/11 06:48 AM, Roxbury97 wrote:

30 seconds minutes

wat

[HeilYeah]

This would have been a good story if you had kept it believable. As it is, it sounds wildly improvisational and childish. Unimpressed. My day was pretty good though, thanks.

[McGangbang]

i destroyed pluto
like anyone would notice, no one cares about pluto.

stupid half-planet

[Roxbury97]

At 3/3/11 02:01 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: YOU NINCOMPOOP. The school was only a setback. I WILL HAVE MY CLONE!!!

OH FUCK YOU"RE NOT HERE TOO!!!!!

[Makakaov]

You're not funny.

[masheenH3ad]

This really made me excited for I thought it was true.

I am really interested on what will happen to the bad guys in the end of a story. Suddenly it made me laugh for I discovered that it is not true. Hahaha

Made my day however. Thanks for the post. I thought I don't have a reason to laugh today.

[Roxbury97]

update: da guy got cansher and dide so im safe now!

[DevourerJay]

i got 50 points on Starcraft 2 (achievements)
i got to play flag football...
and i made dinner...

that was my day

[Letiger]

At 3/3/11 06:48 AM, Roxbury97 wrote:

The scalpel broke on my chest of steel. I yelled out KAOKEN! I turned red and used the kamahamaha wave on him and obliterated him and half my school. The firemen turned up with the police and they tried to arrest me. I called on the spirits of my friends and used a spirit bomb and blew my school the fuck up. I then flew off into the distance with highway to hell play in the background.

How interesting was your day NG?

Believeable up to here

[Viktor]

While for one, I was in science today and since we were in a tornado warning, we went outside to experiment on the weather. When we released the chemicals quickly a tornado spouted, but quite too fast it came down over the school, and ripped it up. As we started running we knew we were fucked. My friend shouted something about dicks and newgrounds before being sucked into the massive twister.
I made it out alive, but I had to dig underground as fast as a mother fucker can, and I finally guy underground before almost suffocating myself by covering myself with dirt. After the storm had passed, I came out to nothing and the whole town was gone. "Fuck it" I said and walked to Canada, had a burrito, and posted this.

[Roxbury97]

At 4/10/11 09:59 PM, DevourerJay wrote: i got 50 points on Starcraft 2 (achievements)
i got to play flag football...
and i made dinner...

that was my day

My day on that hot autumn day, was much, much betterer