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At 3/2/11 11:31 PM, Narcissy wrote:

At 3/2/11 11:29 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: You sound like a bot.

Beep boop bop.

more like...

WTF is MrPercie's problem?
I guess he's jealous? If it weren't for his constant bitching this thread probably would have died days ago

At 3/6/11 04:59 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: like a fucking Powerpoint presentation.

This made me lul

But seriously dude I've been reading all your replies and I gotta congratulate you on how we"ll your taking this. Your not lying and hell I believe you, I've been their, no one believes you but hey! what do they fucking know right?
Your my new hero.

At 3/6/11 05:03 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 3/3/11 08:16 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: Idiot, fingering ain't a big deal. It's just a fun subject.

What are you, 13?

Wait, you're 17.

Oh well.

Yeah man, like I'm saying, this isn't exactly a fantastic accomplishment.

At 3/6/11 05:25 PM, AngelSierra wrote:

At 3/6/11 04:59 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: like a fucking Powerpoint presentation.

This made me lul

But seriously dude I've been reading all your replies and I gotta congratulate you on how we"ll your taking this. Your not lying and hell I believe you, I've been their, no one believes you but hey! what do they fucking know right?
Your my new hero.

Aww, thank you very much, mate. You just about brought a tear to this man's eye, yes you did.

I cannot for the life of me imagine why they don't believe me, but, hey, it's nice to know someone on here is decently sane.

inb4 MrPercie just claims he was trolling the whole time in order not to look stupid.

How the fuck has this thread gotten 4 pages?

At 3/6/11 08:30 PM, GeneralPlanet wrote: How the fuck has this thread gotten 4 pages?

You could read through and find out maybe. Just a suggestion.

At 3/6/11 08:27 PM, Zerok wrote: inb4 MrPercie just claims he was trolling the whole time in order not to look stupid.

<333333

making a girl come while being fingered isn't hard at all. If you can arouse her it'll be easier, but find that G-Spot and massage it like methed out psycho, and you'll start hearing gushing sounds in no time. Keep going until your arm feels like its gonna fall off, and she'll probly feel like a million bucks.

At 3/25/11 03:02 AM, logic wrote:

At 3/25/11 02:56 AM, DarkMatter wrote: but find that G-Spot and massage it like methed out psycho, and you'll start hearing gushing sounds in no time.

You have no idea what the fuck your talking about.

Lol yes I do

Since many of your are clearly patrons in such procedure, can you tell me:

If you initiate the corkscrew manoeuvre on entry, can you actually wear her like a glove?

At 3/25/11 03:13 AM, DarkMatter wrote:

At 3/25/11 03:02 AM, logic wrote:

At 3/25/11 02:56 AM, DarkMatter wrote: but find that G-Spot and massage it like methed out psycho, and you'll start hearing gushing sounds in no time.

You have no idea what the fuck your talking about.

Lol yes I do

We ladies like to fake. Simply to spare your feelings.

At 3/25/11 03:29 AM, yoursweet666 wrote:

We ladies like to fake. Simply to spare your feelings.

Mind = Blown
Confidence = Shattered

no seriously

I, for one, do not begrudge this young chap's joy. Perfectly understandable.

Well played sir. Keep your finger nails cut and when you are sat at your desk stick it in some jello to keep it fresh. Also lol @ the mad virgin trolls in this thread.