What was the best get-in-her-pants gift you ever gave to a woman?
If you are a bitch, what is the best get-in-your-pants gift a boyfriend ever gave you?
May or may not have been successful at actually getting in the aforementioned pants.
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On a side note,
I once gave a girl a cake in the shape of a cat and put a necklace around its neck. Was unsuccessful though. (I clearly had a thing for her though)
My current girl, I took her to a musical she always wanted to see.
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Bump, cause now it's rush hour or something.
also, I want some honest answers...
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Also, I put out if he randomly decides to clean the house... or if we go out somewhere...
I guess I put out whenever he makes an effort.
Lolskank.
At 3/3/11 02:24 PM, AgroNurse wrote: Also, I put out if he randomly decides to clean the house... or if we go out somewhere...
I guess I put out whenever he makes an effort.
Lolskank.
Dang, I should reconsider my marital status.
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At 3/2/11 08:55 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: What was the best get-in-her-pants gift you ever gave to a woman?
A 50mg Ruphenol.
I gave this one chick a lot of free weed and a 4 page letter expressing my feelings for her, and I got nothing in return. It was worth a shot though !
At 3/3/11 02:24 PM, AgroNurse wrote: Also, I put out if he randomly decides to clean the house... or if we go out somewhere...
I guess I put out whenever he makes an effort.
Lolskank.
Sounds like my current girlfriend lol
Anywho, a list of gifts that have worked:
Box of chocolates
Bottle of Vodka
Meal out
Necklace
Tattoo
Day out in London
A painting (made by me)
Meal in (made by me)
My dick, wrapped with a ribbon
Gig tickets
A Weekend away in a hotel
My charm
My time
My effort
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At 3/3/11 02:32 PM, PuRpLe-KusH wrote: I gave this one chick a lot of free weed and a 4 page letter expressing my feelings for her, and I got nothing in return. It was worth a shot though !
She got so high, she forgot who gave her the weed and lost the letter. Next time, smoke the weed with her, and then read the letter out loud. She will be all brainwashed with your love, kinda like Charles Manson and shit.
My boyfriend brought me like 15 different teas when i was sick :)
And a stuffed animal
At 3/3/11 02:37 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: My boyfriend brought me like 15 different teas when i was sick :)
And a stuffed animal
That is all it took for you to fuck him? Wow, you are easy. Where do you live? Got any sisters and are they as easy as you?
whore
Ermm probably a giant Swarovski Horse in a Louis Vuitton bag.
That shit worked like lightning.
At 3/3/11 02:41 PM, groundpwndr wrote:At 3/3/11 02:37 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: My boyfriend brought me like 15 different teas when i was sick :)That is all it took for you to fuck him? Wow, you are easy. Where do you live? Got any sisters and are they as easy as you?
And a stuffed animal
whore
He can't get any bitches therefore
At 3/3/11 02:34 PM, groundpwndr wrote:At 3/3/11 02:32 PM, PuRpLe-KusH wrote: I gave this one chick a lot of free weed and a 4 page letter expressing my feelings for her, and I got nothing in return. It was worth a shot though !She got so high, she forgot who gave her the weed and lost the letter. Next time, smoke the weed with her, and then read the letter out loud. She will be all brainwashed with your love, kinda like Charles Manson and shit.
LOL, I actually use to blaze with her a lot before i wrote the letter to her, and i was too scared at the time to express my true feelings out loud to her, so i put it in ink. She did write me back, but not with the answer I wanted
Give that bitch a teddy bear, bitches love teddy bears.
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