if right before you clicked this...

[KennyKiller2000]

You're right palm turned into a gun and went off, on a scale of 1 to 10, how fucked would you be?

[ThatGuyWithGlasses]

Not much, except that i would miss my mouse alot, so a 2.

But if my left palm turned into a gun and went off i'd be dead, so a 10.

[EDylan]

1/10, The gun would obviously miss me. The only problem is the bullet in the wall, which can be easily taken out.

[Falonefal]

I now have a gun for a hand.
I'm not fucked, but that fucking neighbour's dog sure is now.

[DeadEyeRanger]

My computer!
But if my LEFT hand turned into a gun, and fired, my leg would be gone.

[Im-A-Pirate]

Right before I clicked this?

My right hand would be on my mouse moving towards the thread title, dumbass.

also:

You're right palm

You are right palm?

What the fuck? Are you telling a guy named palm that he is right, or are you calling me a right palm?

[SnoopyChicken]

At 3/2/11 08:29 PM, EDylan wrote: 1/10, The gun would obviously miss me. The only problem is the bullet in the wall, which can be easily taken out.

Ricochet?

[KennyKiller2000]

Okay change it to whichever hand is not on the mouse.

[nohomo]

I'm left handed, so depending on which direction it went off, it would hit my wall, monitor, or keyboard.

[Ptero]

I guess I would shoot my trackpad...?

You're right palm

I AM RIGHT PALM

[saltovergray]

My palm? Right through my mouse. If it's my whole hand, through the printer.

Left hand? My eye, or my arm. I forget where my hand was at the time.

[Falonefal]

At 3/2/11 08:32 PM, agustana wrote: Are laptops bullet proof?

Do you work at the FBI or mafia?

[zachdamacman]

1/10. Would just have to patch a small hole in my wall.

[Falonefal]

At 3/2/11 08:40 PM, agustana wrote:

At 3/2/11 08:34 PM, Falonefal wrote:

At 3/2/11 08:32 PM, agustana wrote: Are laptops bullet proof?

Do you work at the FBI or mafia?

I'm not at liberty to discuss that.

Wrong answer, I know where you live.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

My right hand was on the mouse. A £15 replacement. No biggie. However, guns are illegal here, so I'd also need a lawyer. That's going to be about £30,000 for a good one.

[IncendiaryProduction]

It would hit my playstation. Fuck.

[KirbyKaz]

6/10

went through my bag of chips and my leg.

[Yrtnej]

I think I would just barely miss my leg and blow a hole into the floor.

[Falonefal]

At 3/2/11 08:42 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: My right hand was on the mouse. A £15 replacement. No biggie. However, guns are illegal here, so I'd also need a lawyer. That's going to be about £30,000 for a good one.

I think you can get away with it, after all, your hand is a fucking gun, that's not an ordinary situation.

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 3/2/11 08:31 PM, snoopychicken wrote:

At 3/2/11 08:29 PM, EDylan wrote: 1/10, The gun would obviously miss me. The only problem is the bullet in the wall, which can be easily taken out.

Ricochet?

A bullet fired straight ahead would not come back and hit you.

The bullet hitting a wall at a 90 degree angle, if his wall is metal or some shit, would break apart, possible bounce back a little bit, or would go into the wall if it is softer.

If it hit it at an angle, it would ricochet at an opposite angle, hitting another surface and losing it's velocity.

The chance of a bullet managing to hit enough surfaces at just the right angles and somehow managing to maintain it's velocity coming back and hitting you, is zero.

[Magic-Mushroom]

1/10 it would just blow a hole in my wall.

[Viktor]

At 3/2/11 08:31 PM, KennyKiller2000 wrote: Okay change it to whichever hand is not on the mouse.

Both my hands were on the mouse.

[sharingankakashi13]

The exact moment I'm reading this topic?

Goodbye precious Jugular.

[DevilDog016]

6/10

I'd get gunpowder burns on my left cheek, set my stubble on fire, shoot my ear, probably put a hole in my ceiling and/or lamp, stink up the house with burnt hair and fumes, probably give my mom a heart attack, scare the shit out of me and my dad, then look at my arm and whisper "awesome..."

[saqwert]

You should've said left hand you. This thread would be filled with bloody faces and dicks.

[tox]

i now have a bullet in my hip and lower intestines, a ruptured kidney and a heavily bruised liver,
fock you,

this kind of shit thread has been done so many times i cant even tell you anymore

[kingcrazy2000]

Great, you tore a hole in my bed.

[Chdonga]

I'd probably have shot up my bed, but the thing holding my keyboard would have probably caught the bullet or something.

[Minerals]

I need a new mouse, but thats pretty much it.

[Scarface]

My mouse and right speaker would be gone, and my parents would be mad that I woke them up, but other than that, no harm done.