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At 3/4/11 03:45 PM, Gagsy wrote: If people aren't sure how things went down, this is exactly how it did.

Sheen just won.

Fuck "good" role models. If kids looked up to men like Charlie Sheen, maybe America wouldn't be filled to the brim with pussies and we wouldn't be a generation of men raised by women.

At 3/4/11 10:34 AM, SkeletonGimp wrote:

Amazing. He's winning so much he wins at stuff he hasn't even done!

...but he has threatened and beaten up numerous exes of his, and has shot at one.
:/

Is there no end to Sheen's brilliance?

apparently not

At 3/4/11 03:45 PM, Gagsy wrote: If people aren't sure how things went down, this is exactly how it did.

Well that was an interesting interpretation. I loved the parts with the F-18

At 3/4/11 04:23 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: ...but he has threatened and beaten up numerous exes of his, and has shot at one.

"If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently."

Watching him on "Piers Morgan Tonight". Every interview he does just proves that there cannot be too much winning in one man. May all winning be to Charlie Sheen.

I still like Chuck Norris better

At 3/4/11 04:20 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Fuck "good" role models. If kids looked up to men like Charlie Sheen, maybe America wouldn't be filled to the brim with pussies and we wouldn't be a generation of men raised by women.

Yeah, but we would probably be a bunch of horny, drug crazed actors that screwed any woman we saw, and told anyone that tried to cancel our show, to pay up. Just imagine how chaotic our cities and towns would be, much less society on a broad scale.

Come to think of it, that kind of sounds really cool right about now.

Its finally been confirmed by the news this morning

RIP Charlie Sheen

This man is my new fucking hero.
"Tell me about the last time you used..."
"Well, I use a blender, I use a vaccuum cleaner."
Brilliance.

At 3/4/11 09:30 PM, Aprime wrote: I still like Chuck Norris better

I don't know they're both pretty awful and the only humor is in pretending they're awesome despite all the evidence against the fact.

People pretend Chuck Norris is a badass when he's actually an outspoken Christian activist who shills crappy workout equipment.

People pretend Charlie Sheen is cool when he's actually an insane 9/11 conspiracy theorist egomaniac with a shitty television show.

At 3/5/11 09:30 AM, 19thNervousBreakdown wrote: I don't know they're both pretty awful and the only humor is in pretending they're awesome despite all the evidence against the fact.

Nobody here is pretending Charlie Sheen is awesome - he is awesome. His sudden outburst/meltdown is incredible to watch and his attitude towards himself and the media is pretty chilled, despite the outrageous things he says

"Go back to the troll hole where you came from."

#teamsheen #winning

At 3/4/11 09:01 PM, Jon wrote: Well that was an interesting interpretation. I loved the parts with the F-18

You should see their Ashley Cole video.

At 3/5/11 09:40 AM, Jon wrote: Nobody here is pretending Charlie Sheen is awesome - he is awesome.

Seriously? That's kind of sad.

He went on television and implied that his brain is not of this planet. That's not what awesome people say, that's what insane people say. Does he get a pass purely because he fucked a couple pornstars? For the record, I don't think is a very hard thing to do.

At 3/5/11 09:49 AM, Gagsy wrote:
You should see their Ashley Cole video.

That was hilarious, the round re-opening was awesome

At 3/5/11 09:49 AM, 19thNervousBreakdown wrote:

He went on television and implied that his brain is not of this planet. That's not what awesome people say, that's what insane people say.

You think theirs no overlap? The guys banging hot chicks, and doing enough drugs to kill an elephant, then, where any other celebrity would apologise and check themselves into rehab, he just doesn't give a fuck.
#winning

Charlie is fucking epic. This all is proof that sometimes the real person is a shitload more epic than the image that's been shown for years.

At 3/5/11 09:49 AM, 19thNervousBreakdown wrote: Seriously? That's kind of sad.

Because we're not having fun or enjoying ourselves at all. Life is serious business!

He went on television and implied that his brain is not of this planet. That's not what awesome people say, that's what insane people say. Does he get a pass purely because he fucked a couple pornstars? For the record, I don't think is a very hard thing to do.

He went on television and proclaimed his awesomeness. Proclaiming your awesomeness is what awesome people say. He doesn't get a pass because he fucked pornstars - nobody said that. The fucking pornstars part is just one ingredient in his double chocolate fudge cake that is his life.

charlie sheen is the new chuck norris

Following him on twitter. There are axe murderers that are less certifiable than him, lol.

At 3/4/11 01:27 PM, FRGmaster wrote: Charlie Sheen Quote Generator

OOOHHHH LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

Double post, sorry.

Made my life. Seriously, I can now die happy.

Charlie Sheen.

1965 - 2011.

Dieing is for fools?

http://mashable.com/2011/03/05/charlie-s heen-to-appear-on-ustream-live-tonight/
7:00 PM come one come all to tiger blood night. I figured this was relevant.

"I don't sleep. I wait."
"I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitchin"

This man is my new main role model. We should all aspire to be like him.

At 3/5/11 04:54 PM, RacistBassist wrote: "I don't sleep. I wait."
"I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitchin"

This man is my new main role model. We should all aspire to be like him.

The guy is a champ; he's a millionaire, attractive has partied his brains out and can bang hot women whenever he wants. He has the balls to admit it - the balls to live an egomanical, "I'm a God" life that we should all aspire to emulate.

This is a real man.

These are Charlie Sheen's biceps. Just his biceps.

At 3/5/11 09:49 AM, 19thNervousBreakdown wrote:

At 3/5/11 09:40 AM, Jon wrote: Nobody here is pretending Charlie Sheen is awesome - he is awesome.

Seriously? That's kind of sad.

He went on television and implied that his brain is not of this planet. That's not what awesome people say, that's what insane people say. Does he get a pass purely because he fucked a couple pornstars? For the record, I don't think is a very hard thing to do.

I agree. I'm not going to jump on the bandwagon and say that "HURR DURR HE'S AWESOME BECUZ HE SEX RANDOM FUNNY SHIT". That man seriously needs help and his brain's basically been altered completely by his frequent drug abuse. It's not awesome to go insane, to be honest.

Oh well, I guess Charlie Sheen is what most newgrounders aspire to be since he gets laid a lot or something.

Charlie Sheen got the front page of the sun today, basically saying that he has no regrets and loves his life. God love him

At 3/5/11 05:27 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: Charlie Sheen got the front page of the sun today, basically saying that he has no regrets and loves his life. God love him

"You ride this cosmic mercury surfboard down the face of a tsunami and tell me you don't feel bitchin'. This is the dream."
Golden

At 3/5/11 05:19 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: Oh well, I guess Charlie Sheen is what most newgrounders aspire to be since he gets laid a lot or something.

I aspire to be like him because he does what he wants, does not apologize for doing it like other celebs would do, and goes on to brag about it.

Charlie Sheen is simply a god.