Boob Ice Cream

[IncendiaryProduction]

A specialist ice cream parlor plans to serve up breast milk ice cream and says people should think of it as an organic, free-range treat.

The breast milk concoction, called the "Baby Gaga," will be available from Friday at the Icecreamists restaurant in London's Covent Garden.

Icecreamists founder Matt O'Connor was confident his take on the "miracle of motherhood" and priced at a hefty 14 pounds ($23) a serving will go down a treat with the paying public.

The breast milk was provided by mothers who answered an advertisement on online mothers' forum Mumsnet.

Victoria Hiley, 35, from London was one of 15 women who donated milk to the restaurant after seeing the advert.

Hiley works with women who have problems breast-feeding their babies. She said she believes that if adults realized how tasty breast milk actually is, then new mothers would be more willing to breast-feed their own newborns.

"What could be more natural than fresh, free-range mother's milk in an ice cream? And for me it's a recession beater too -- what's the harm in using my assets for a bit of extra cash," Hiley said in a statement.

"I tried the product for the first time today -- it's very nice, it really melts in the mouth."

The Baby Gaga recipe blends breast milk with Madagascan vanilla pods and lemon zest, which is then churned into ice cream.

O'Connor said the Baby Gaga was just one of a dozen radical new flavors at the shop.

"Some people will hear about it and go, 'yuck' but actually it's pure, organic, free-range and totally natural," he said. "I had a Baby Gaga just this morning and I feel great."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110224/od_n m/us_breastmilk_icecream

I think this is the only ice cream you can get a boner eating, by thinking of it's source.

Also, if you saw an Ad on a website saying that someone wants to milk your titties and make ice cream out of it, would you actually respond to it? That sounds creepy as fuck.

[The3DragonsGroup]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[xports]

At 2/27/11 10:14 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: Baby Gaga

Oh lawd.

[Prinzy2]

I prefer my breast milk straight from the cow.

[Dosensuppen]

Girls like ice cream.

[Shmossy]

That's just nasty, to be honest.

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[Magical-Zorse]

I would totally sell my breast milk

[Kadian]

I would never go for something like that, probably some fugly ass looking weird deranged mom and I'll get RABIES from it.

Not possible, I know.

[Bassanova-001]

At 2/27/11 10:20 PM, BAKEdLays wrote: Horse cum and now boob ice cream...

What's next? Eat da poopoo?

[bernie-buddy]

At 2/27/11 10:26 PM, Rummy0 wrote: I liked it until I heard the name.

Your smiley suggests otherwise.

[sweet21]

At 2/27/11 10:30 PM, Bassanova-001 wrote:

At 2/27/11 10:20 PM, BAKEdLays wrote: Horse cum and now boob ice cream...

What's next? Eat da poopoo?

Goat testicle soup apparently.

[GiantDouche]

what's with you and news articles

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 2/27/11 10:39 PM, bernie-buddy wrote:

At 2/27/11 10:26 PM, Rummy0 wrote: I liked it until I heard the name.

Your smiley suggests otherwise.

I guess you haven't caught it yet, but Rummy uses a greasemonkey script so that every post he makes uses the kissy emote.

[sweet21]

At 2/27/11 10:42 PM, GiantDouche wrote: what's with you and news articles

Whats with you and being such a giant douche?

[Cally]

At 2/27/11 10:30 PM, Bassanova-001 wrote:

At 2/27/11 10:20 PM, BAKEdLays wrote: Horse cum and now boob ice cream...

What's next? Eat da poopoo?

Nothing near the same thing for comparison.
I'm surprised it hasn't been thought up before, to be honest, natural, wouldn't necessarily need sweetening like cow'a milk. I think though if a woman is making too much for her own child she would get as much donating it to a milk bank (yes, these things exist) to be used for premature/sick/abandoned babiescthan wasted making ice cream out of it that will likely go off rather than be bought at a ridiculous premium.

[Pride]

At 2/27/11 10:14 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

Boobie flavored ice cream

That's really disgusting, no matter what kind of fetish you're into (eww). Besides that it is extremily unsanitary to be eating ice cream made out of Hilda's boob milk (i.e. what if she had an Std.). I mean for babies yeah go for it breast milk all the way, but imagine a 40 year old dad taking his kids for an ice cream treat after a game only to discover they've just eaten some old chick's boob juice.

Geez what's next... I mean I have nipples can you milk me?

[ThePhantomGamer]

I'd try it.

[Cally]

At 2/27/11 10:55 PM, BigMike47 wrote:

At 2/27/11 10:14 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

Boobie flavored ice cream

That's really disgusting, no matter what kind of fetish you're into (eww). Besides that it is extremily unsanitary to be eating ice cream made out of Hilda's boob milk (i.e. what if she had an Std.).

All donors are screened using the same strict guidelines as for blood donation. Which is all good, blood for vampires and all, but god forbid a human get some.

Incidentally, a man can be milked. Not right away, but given time and perseverance a man can be made to lactate.
http://www.ehow.co.uk/i/#article_5057229

[Dosensuppen]

Can I get some in Gagsy flavor?

[Cootie]

Do not want.

[Pride]

At 2/27/11 11:19 PM, Cally wrote: Incidentally, a man can be milked. Not right away, but given time and perseverance a man can be made to lactate.
http://www.ehow.co.uk/i/#article_5057229

Son, if you touch my nipples I will hurt you...

[Cootie]

At 2/27/11 11:20 PM, Narcissy wrote: Can I get some in Gagsy flavor?

Tried that one. It had a chest hair in it.

the horror

[DarkWingPUNK]

Old news, old boobs.

[awardedstraw]

i have a very guilty boner right now

[Ryanson]

I... don't know what kind of reaction I should have?

[IndigenousDigitalist]

Baby Gaga? Really?

[RubberTrucky]

One step closer.

[Hellwilder]

It maybe tastes better than normal Ice cream... who knows

[kazumazkan]

ok thats intresting

[Suprememessage]

I will eat that while jacking off too it.
WHOS WITH ME?