I feel like puking?

[Lorkas]

God dammit, why do I feel like vomitting? It's like I'll explode.

Anyway to remove that vomit feel?

[BumFodder]

Tried throwing up?

[The-Psycho-Ragdoller]

You could spit in the toilet or something, that kind of helps.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

Ginger Ale. Seriously. It works EVERY TIME.

[Lorkas]

At 2/27/11 05:43 PM, The-Psycho-Ragdoller wrote: You could spit in the toilet or something, that kind of helps.

I'll just start puking my brains out. My brain registers a toilet as a "fine you can puke now" button.

[Armour]

Do Heroin.

[FairSquare]

Try walking in a hall and concentrating on the movement of your arms.

[iateamexican]

I remember a while back I had really bad stomach pains (like writhing on the floor bad), so I just knelt over the toilet and poked my fingers down my throat until I threw up.
Felt a lot better afterwards.

[Lorkas]

At 2/27/11 05:52 PM, iateamexican wrote: I remember a while back I had really bad stomach pains (like writhing on the floor bad), so I just knelt over the toilet and poked my fingers down my throat until I threw up.
Felt a lot better afterwards.

Maybe you

*puts on sun glasses*

Ate a mexican?

[HighWay]

Sleep.

[kazumazkan]

take some pepto or alka seltzier

dribk some 7 up or sprite

[Yert]

Throw up.

[Lorkas]

At 2/27/11 06:09 PM, HighWay wrote: Sleep.

You know, that's the best advice I've seen to date.

I should take it.

Good night everyone.

[Urban-Champion]

Well it depends if your life isn't a Canadian Horror film or not. You might have that biological virus that you caught from a wolly mammoth that has no cure that was extinct that makes you feel like vomiting but you can't because that costs money for special effects and eventually you'll end up with the urge of murdering your friends and you spread the virus by being around them.\ and eventually you choke on your own vomit and die.

That or you could just take pepto and see how you feel after.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 2/27/11 05:52 PM, iateamexican wrote: I remember a while back I had really bad stomach pains (like writhing on the floor bad), so I just knelt over the toilet and poked my fingers down my throat until I threw up.
Felt a lot better afterwards.

I had that too one time. Except I had a lymphnode that had exploded, so I needed emergency surgery.

[AgroNurse]

-Puke yourself
- Peptol Bismol, but some people find it makes them more queasy because they hate the texture
- Alka-Seltzer

If you feel like you are seriously about to puke all over yourself, there's something about a really exaggerated smile that hits a nerve or something, and stops the feeling for a couple seconds. Think like- joker grin.

I do it in the burn unit, when they start cauterizing stuff I get sick to my stomach if I haven't eaten.

[hitman1993]

If I punch you in the stomach, will that help?

[mothballs]

Get off Newgrounds and find a place to rest. Find a position that makes you comfortable, tell yourself optimistic thoughts, and be patient until it goes away.

[Aliensandwich]

Have a fan blow against your face. It REALLY helps.

[DrClay]

At 2/27/11 05:42 PM, Lorkas wrote: God dammit, why do I feel like vomitting? It's like I'll explode.

Anyway to remove that vomit feel?

Pretzels usually help settle your stomach, and some flat coke. That is my prescription for you.

[dlxrevolution]

Squeeze your esophagus and digestional tract all the way down your butt. Then shit it out.

[Phobotech]

Chug a four loko. You'll regurgitate everything that's upsetting your stomach.

[mothballs]

At 2/27/11 06:33 PM, Lorkas wrote:

At 2/27/11 06:09 PM, HighWay wrote: Sleep.

You know, that's the best advice I've seen to date.

I should take it.

Good night everyone.

inb4 OP wakes up at 11pm and gets insomnia.

[Mans0n]

put loaded gun in mouth, proceed to pull trigger.

[Gimmick]

Puke.

[Suprememessage]

Drink a four Loko and it will kill you, but then atleast you wont have to throw up

[xxdomoxxkunxx]

At 2/27/11 05:42 PM, Lorkas wrote: God dammit, why do I feel like vomitting? It's like I'll explode.

Anyway to remove that vomit feel?

ippaca

[Lorkas]

At 2/27/11 09:11 PM, mothballs wrote:

At 2/27/11 06:33 PM, Lorkas wrote:

At 2/27/11 06:09 PM, HighWay wrote: Sleep.

You know, that's the best advice I've seen to date.

I should take it.

Good night everyone.

inb4 OP wakes up at 11pm and gets insomnia.

Dude I'm not in USA.

[Lintire]

Nothing a little Alka-Seltzer won't fix. Nothing a little Alka-Seltzer won't fix, come to think of it.
Sleeping should work too, though.

[gr8job]

smoke weed