If Newgrounds was a penis...

[Wegra]

What would it look like?

Enlighten me Newgrounds.

[XenonMonkey]

It would be painted like the NG tank.

[Canas]

fav topic of the day

[KieranNG]

It's small.

[Painbringer]

Big, erect, and circumcised, no doubt.

[TheGoldenGuitar]

Big, Black, Infected, Riddled with disease and covered in scat.

[Bladezguy]

At 2/24/11 01:33 AM, XenonMonkey wrote: It would be painted like the NG tank.

Correction: Tank barrel

[SpaceWhale]

It'd have every STD ever.

[Mo-ni]

Average sized, for display purposes only, and something to laugh at hysterically.

[Suprememessage]

At 2/24/11 01:32 AM, Wegra wrote: What would it look like?

Enlighten me Newgrounds.

Like this duh, like the cute little tankman on top?

[ExtraordinaryTerrest]

It'd look like it was in my mouth. Cause I would be sucking that shit like a silly straw.

[Suprememessage]

At 2/24/11 02:35 AM, BLUNTxMAN412 wrote: It'd look like it was in my mouth. Cause I would be sucking that shit like a silly straw.

Im sure the owner of that penis would enjoy that very much

[RubberTrucky]

A thingy that's shaped like a turnip, sir.

[SuspiciousPenguin]

Can't believe it's taken 12 years for this thread to happen. I'm so happy it did.

Huge, black and huge.

[Lintire]

Huge, throbbing, black, and juicy. Not much more to say.

[samwd1717]

it would be orange seen as thats the theme

[arbiterg]

Well i dont know but one thing is for SURE........it would not score much........

[HighWay]

Full of genital warts and whatnot.

[kmau]

If Newgrounds was a penis nothing would change.

[ChainsawNinjaZX]

It would look mutilated and callused over.

[Razz]

Old and wrinkly.

[Flak]

At 2/24/11 06:59 AM, arbiterg wrote: Well i dont know but one thing is for SURE........it would not score much........

OH HO HO

[Dubbi]

It would probably be above average in size but still feel insecure because of the distorted perceptions of a penis size in our society.

[GenericName54]

NSFW

[Dromedary]

At 2/24/11 07:32 AM, kmau wrote: If Newgrounds was a penis nothing would change.

That's not the question.

Also it would be a sacred object, worshiped by all NGers.

[BrainworkInProgress]

It would look like a firm young stallion with teh scent of new.

[Wegra]

At 2/24/11 06:45 AM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: Can't believe it's taken 12 years for this thread to happen. I'm so happy it did.

Huge, black and huge.

Well, I'm glad I accomplished SOMETHING today in BBS history.

[Cericon]

It would be the punchline to a joke about dicks.

A joke about SMALL dicks.

[steph2568]

It would look deformed.