You never thought of that, huh? What was the first pornographic/erotic picture on the internet?
I would ask you to imagine it, but I bet you have looked at it beafore you actualy read the text, because you're perverted. But still, I believe that some of you had an idea of how it might look, some expectations about it, beafore the click was made, and the page loaded.
What was that idea/expectation? What did you actualy expect?
Also, if you would have chance to post first picture on the internet, no matter if it's porn or not, what would you post?
And finally, what you came here for:
It was posted on 4th October 1985, presenting a famous singer - picture scanned from "Playboy" on "Alter-Net" discussion group. It was instantly removed, but after some time it became one of the first erotic pages, which adress I won't distribute in here, for your own safety.
Look at dem boobs:
Dear god, look at the views count.
1985
Pfft, by the time the picture loaded I wouldn't even be horny anymore.
Well at least we know she goes au-natural.
Insert a lot of commons about her public hair when;
a) it was a completely different time - the whole shaving everything woman wise wasn't in effect
b) You'd all still be damn lucky to hit that. Hair or no hair.
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It's about the journey.
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing
Than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.
-- ee cummings
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Look at that forest of crustaceans.
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At 2/23/11 12:40 PM, Gagsy wrote: Insert a lot of commons about her public hair when;
Actually that hair is pretty private
Oh wait, not when it's on the internet. You're right.
At 2/23/11 01:11 PM, Squidbit wrote:At 2/23/11 12:40 PM, Gagsy wrote: Insert a lot of commons about her public hair when;Actually that hair is pretty private
Oh wait, not when it's on the internet. You're right.
Nothing is private on the internet.
At 2/23/11 12:40 PM, Gagsy wrote: b) You'd all still be damn lucky to hit that. Hair or no hair.
Yeah...
back in the days of hairy women
At 2/23/11 01:24 PM, Narcissy wrote:At 2/23/11 12:40 PM, Gagsy wrote: b) You'd all still be damn lucky to hit that. Hair or no hair.Yeah...
I find your nickname pretty ironic in this situation.
At 2/23/11 01:26 PM, Otto wrote:At 2/23/11 12:38 PM, Otto wrote: What a damn beautiful woman.Oh, just me? What internet users.
Nope, she was very beautiful, at least at the time of the photo.
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"Who needs partners? We got hands!" - Gagsy
Huh, that date it was posted on, 1985, seems a bit early. Any other info?
At 2/23/11 01:26 PM, Makakaov wrote: I find your nickname pretty ironic in this situation.
Well, see, even for someone as GREAT as I am, going back in time is a bit of a challenge.
See?
See?
At 2/23/11 01:27 PM, Narcissy wrote:At 2/23/11 01:26 PM, Otto wrote:Nope, she was very beautiful, at least at the time of the photo.At 2/23/11 12:38 PM, Otto wrote: What a damn beautiful woman.Oh, just me? What internet users.
She still is.
That's pretty much what I expected for the the first porn pic on the web. Well maybe not the black and white bit but the rest of the image is true to the the time it was put out. Pretty tame image compared to today's porn standards. I guess they tried to keep it semi classy or they hadn't thought about a spread eagle pose yet :P
"Lulz is watching someone lose their mind at their computer 2,000 miles away while you chat with friends and laugh"
I love how it was forcibly removed because it adulterated the internet, while today we have millions of porn sites all over the internet.
At 2/23/11 02:41 PM, XenonMonkey wrote: I love how it was forcibly removed because it adulterated the internet, while today we have millions of porn sites all over the internet.
The world's first European smoker was executed because they thought he was devil possessed. Then a few hundred years later everyone was smoking.
At 2/23/11 02:41 PM, XenonMonkey wrote: I love how it was forcibly removed because it adulterated the internet, while today we have millions of porn sites all over the internet.
as written in the OP, that site later became erotic site.
"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister
There's too much hair on that picture.
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing
Than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.
-- ee cummings
So we cant find out anymore?
At 2/23/11 05:46 PM, Dubbi wrote: Where'd it go?
Looks like we have a moderator who is against female bodies.
That's a rethorical way to say that whoever that is, he's fucking gay. I wrote that it's nsfw, so what the fuck did he expect?
Awww I came late to da party. :(
shit's amazing
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