how do i sex???

[donny1997]

hey ng havnt postd in a while!! so thers this awesome girl in my classs calld delilah n shes soo HOT !!!! i feltt a feelin down in my nauty bits haHAHAH (im just kidding sory if i offended plz dont report me). and i wuz gonna go up to her and ask her for date at mcdonalds or whatever she like and then after we culd go to gamestationn and if she dunt like games ill buy her barbie or soemthing ilke that!!!!!! but as i was walkin this jerk calld cory whos like the head of the football team was like "da bitch is mine, fatass" and i said like "dont call me fatass, bitch" and then there wuz loadsa tensiona

then brit was staring at us and everyone was like "fight fight fighttfig ht fightuhtugh!!!!!!" and i new this wuz gonna matter for mi reputetion for brit and so cory (the jerk ) was like "fuck u asshole (sorry for swearing i didnt atually say it myself im am quouting him" and i was like "lets fight!!!!" and he was like "afterschool 3 o clock" and then i said "its 3 o clock now" and then i did one of my special moves i learnt from karate jidd (such a good movie! ) and i kickedd him hard in the nuts and he was in pain then i kissed brit but she werent to happyy.

so anyway after i spoek to the bigger boys after school and they said "ya gotta get the gur to lyke u, mah n*gga (soo sorry for swearing wasn tme though )" and they beat the shit out of me.

so after i was like "wtf how???" so i need ur advice ng how do i make the sexy with the girl i <3??

-donny1997

[jmalouin7]

I was offended by this.

[toastburner]

Isn't it obvious? you need to kill Cory

[mattuiop]

cant read, iq going down

[GeneralPlanet]

stik it in her pooper.

[FairSquare]

fuk man (sorry for swearing) jstu go to her adn sey taht you liek her and thne everyinthg 'll be fien.

[donny1997]

At 2/23/11 10:11 AM, FairSquare wrote: fuk man (sorry for swearing)

dw its k

[FairSquare]

At 2/23/11 10:12 AM, donny1997 wrote:

At 2/23/11 10:11 AM, FairSquare wrote: fuk man (sorry for swearing)

dw its k

phew man i touhgt u were gona b mad or somtignh hahahaaha

[mothballs]

Please just leave. You're really not funny, and you're not doing anything good for this already shitty community.

[Suprememessage]

At 2/23/11 09:53 AM, donny1997 wrote: hey ng havnt postd in a while!! so thers this awesome girl in my classs calld delilah n shes soo HOT !!!! i feltt a feelin down in my nauty bits haHAHAH (im just kidding sory if i offended plz dont report me). and i wuz gonna go up to her and ask her for date at mcdonalds or whatever she like and then after we culd go to gamestationn and if she dunt like games ill buy her barbie or soemthing ilke that!!!!!! but as i was walkin this jerk calld cory whos like the head of the football team was like "da bitch is mine, fatass" and i said like "dont call me fatass, bitch" and then there wuz loadsa tensiona

then brit was staring at us and everyone was like "fight fight fighttfig ht fightuhtugh!!!!!!" and i new this wuz gonna matter for mi reputetion for brit and so cory (the jerk ) was like "fuck u asshole (sorry for swearing i didnt atually say it myself im am quouting him" and i was like "lets fight!!!!" and he was like "afterschool 3 o clock" and then i said "its 3 o clock now" and then i did one of my special moves i learnt from karate jidd (such a good movie! ) and i kickedd him hard in the nuts and he was in pain then i kissed brit but she werent to happyy.

so anyway after i spoek to the bigger boys after school and they said "ya gotta get the gur to lyke u, mah n*gga (soo sorry for swearing wasn tme though )" and they beat the shit out of me.

so after i was like "wtf how???" so i need ur advice ng how do i make the sexy with the girl i <3??

-donny1997

Im offended by the following things:
1. No one cares about you swearing on NG
2. BAD GRAMMER
3. 75% of this has nothing to do with getting a girl to like you
4. Your trolling
5. Hurried
6. You shouldnt ask sites like this for that kind of help or youll get jokes and thats about it.
7. You must be really young or joking by the way you talk about your penis

So yeah, my advice is to learn how to spell and realise no one on NG cares if you swear or not,
By the way I didnt know so little amounts of people knew this but girls care more about your personality because they take relationships more seriously than guys (unless they are slutty)

[blazer133]

At 2/23/11 09:56 AM, mattuiop wrote: cant read, iq going down

Get use to it, 80% of all school kids spell like this.

[FairSquare]

At 2/23/11 10:18 AM, mothballs wrote: Please just leave. You're really not funny, and you're not doing anything good for this already shitty community.

ey man hes jsut askign 4 adice adn if u dnot liek it jsut dotn relpy man

[Andre]

Damn, was that really awkward to read for anyone else? I started cringing when he start apologizing for swearing...

Has he been on NG forums before?

[MaartenC]

1. No one cares about you swearing on NG
2. BAD GRAMMER
3. 75% of this has nothing to do with getting a girl to like you
4. Your trolling
5. Hurried
6. You shouldnt ask sites like this for that kind of help or youll get jokes and thats about it.
7. You must be really young or joking by the way you talk about your penis

and 8: he's over 40, so please everyone ignore him

[mothballs]

At 2/23/11 10:28 AM, blazer133 wrote:

At 2/23/11 09:56 AM, mattuiop wrote: cant read, iq going down

Get use to it, 80% of all school kids spell like this.

More like 95% in my school.

[Kadian]

Bad trolling threads suck, they needa be more creative.

Hey, bad troll, go read some of ExplodingPiglets threads, mkay?

[Smorsh]

At 2/23/11 09:53 AM, donny1997 wrote: so after i was like "wtf how???" so i need ur advice ng how do i make the sexy with the girl i <3??

u gota pull down her pants and sex her rely hard but not to hard or shel die!!

[Gasthecar]

Well if thats how you roll I have no advice

[donny1997]

At 2/23/11 11:14 AM, Smorsh wrote:

At 2/23/11 09:53 AM, donny1997 wrote: so after i was like "wtf how???" so i need ur advice ng how do i make the sexy with the girl i <3??

u gota pull down her pants and sex her rely hard but not to hard or shel die!!

holly shit how!!!!

[Tribal]

Just go up to her with a bundle of rosae and tell her that you respect and admire her as a woman in a variety of meaningful, powerful, non-sexual ways.

[Killinkyle]

my eyes are bleeding

[zooos]

At 2/23/11 09:55 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: I was offended by this.

I was offended by the hundreds of mistakes within his text.

[LDAF]

Well, I can see what you're trying to do, but you're not accomplishing it well. I can see you're trying to pull an "axman13". But your grammar is way off. You spelled many things incorrectly, but very few were in a humorous way. I laughed at the part where you botched "fight! fight! fight!" but nothing else was too great. Although the "I'm not swearing here" part was executed well. Next time, try to go for more of a "MIDDLE SCHOOLIS F*ECKING DRAMA" feel, in my opinion.

[Oolaph]

Er, uh... Do a barrel roll?

[ExtraordinaryTerrest]

GO BACK TO /b/ YOU MOTHER FUCKER... We do not want you here.

[TechnoHound]

What? (No offending, don't report me)

[Slint]

I just killed braincells reading that.

[pupuhugr]

2. BAD GRAMMER

Grammar. Oh, you.

[AlexThreeKsKeller]

Just whip your dick out, she'll know what to do.

[RDSchley]

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