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Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 22:28:39 Reply

I've had my Facebook since last summer, at least, and I've constantly noticed recurring acts of ass kissing there. Is this really all anybody uses it for? All I ever see is constant attention whoring, that "truth is" bullshit, hell one time I heard somebody made a group dedicated to one person. Every time I look at a picture of somebody there's usually the same comments each fucking time, like "hello gorgeous" or something. A couple days ago, a friend of mine asked me to comment on her new default. So I left one that said "Comment. There." and she told me to make a new one. I don't know if it was apparent to her that I don't take that crap seriously. Really, it's one thing to constantly post pictures of yourself for attention, but to actually have to ask somebody to leave a positive comment is just pathetic.

I also often see new videos every weekend ("Like this and I'll make you a video") where they, of course, praise whoever they're making it for. Are these people really so low on self-esteem they have to get somebody to praise them in a Facebook video? I swear to God, that's faker than Pamela Anderson's tits. One time a friend of mine made a post where he let that out, and 4 people liked it, yet 3 of them were people that do the same shit.

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Facebook is a haven for fake ass kissers.

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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 22:30:24 Reply

yeah I dont update my facebook account

DOWN WITH SOCIAL SITES!

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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 22:30:29 Reply

Yeahh, I've been noticing that too.
Also, I've been pretty pissed that some people are turning it into MySpace, such as:
"COMMENT DAH DEEFAULT!"
"LIEK MAHH STATUSS AND EYELL TELL YOU *enter retarded shit here*
etc, etc.
Also some people don't use their actual name.

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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 22:30:41 Reply

It's called a compliment.

People say them to their friends, to make them feel good about themselves.

Class dismissed.


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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 22:31:01 Reply

I completely agree. The worst is when guys try to ass-kiss girls' pictures just so they can get their cock wet. And they make it obvious, too.

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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 22:31:37 Reply

This is one of the many reasons Newgrounds doesn't like Facebook. It's a waste of time for the most part and has almost no purpose other than networking.

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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 22:31:59 Reply

I have a fat girl added on my facebook because I know she has some cute friends. I see what you talk about all too much, her cute friends pretending like she doesn't resemble an overweight horse. Of course, as a man I don't see this happening with me or my friends. Any guy should know what I'm talking about.


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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 22:32:56 Reply

At 2/21/11 10:28 PM, N30Chaos wrote:
Facebook is a haven for fake ass kissers.

No shit, Sherlock.

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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 22:34:24 Reply

At 2/21/11 10:31 PM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote: This is one of the many reasons Newgrounds doesn't like Facebook. It's a waste of time for the most part and has almost no purpose other than networking.

Every time I see people making statuses saying stuff like "OH MY GOD HOMEWORK FUCK MY LIFE PLEASE KILL ME" I can just imagine how Newgrounds would respond to it. I smile thinking of that.

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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 22:37:54 Reply

I sorta agree, compliments are one thing, but the whole, like this for this is pretty stupid. I feel that they only do it for attention. I mean, when I see a picture of a girl I'm close friends with, I'll comment and be like "hey qt" just because I feel the need to, but soem guys are like "YOUR SO HOT I WANNA BANG YOU" and I think it's kinda gay.


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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 22:43:20 Reply

At 2/21/11 10:30 PM, Dromedary wrote: It's called a compliment.

People say them to their friends, to make them feel good about themselves.
Class dismissed.

I don't know about you, but I see a big difference between an actual compliment and just pure ass kissing.

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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 22:46:42 Reply

interesting

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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 22:58:18 Reply

Wow, this just happened. That's a fucking guy too, and I really only expected this from the girls at my school.

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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 23:09:56 Reply

At 2/21/11 10:28 PM, N30Chaos wrote: A couple days ago, a friend of mine asked me to comment on her new default. So I left one that said "Comment. There." and she told me to make a new one.

Should have written, "You are so sexually arousing in this picture that I can't find the end of my dick in my waterfall of semen."

She will not ask again.


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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 23:12:15 Reply

At 2/21/11 11:09 PM, TheBlueRaven wrote: Should have written, "You are so sexually arousing in this picture that I can't find the end of my dick in my waterfall of semen."

She will not ask again.

This made me laugh. Credit to you, sir.

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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 23:14:21 Reply

At 2/21/11 10:58 PM, N30Chaos wrote: Wow, this just happened. That's a fucking guy too, and I really only expected this from the girls at my school.

Don't worry, there's the possibility that he's gay.


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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 23:16:18 Reply

At 2/21/11 10:58 PM, N30Chaos wrote: Wow, this just happened. That's a fucking guy too, and I really only expected this from the girls at my school.

Explain to him why you now view him as homosexual.


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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 23:17:07 Reply

I've noticed the exact same trends as mentioned above, and it is rather annoying as well. I've been tagged in so many goddamn pictures that say "Answer these 576 questions regarding me then re-post this and tag more people!!"

Another thing is the little status games that people are doing called "Smash or Pass" or something, where you post a number, which corresponds to a person, and choose whether to bash or pass on them. So basically saying whether or not you'd fuck someone or pass. It disappoints me when I see my entire news feed clogged with "76, OMG ID TOTLLY SMASH YUU"

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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 23:37:59 Reply

At 2/21/11 11:17 PM, Par0xysM wrote: So basically saying whether or not you'd fuck someone or pass. It disappoints me when I see my entire news feed clogged with "76, OMG ID TOTLLY SMASH YUU"

Related. Also, apparently last guy wasn't serious. I know this one is though.

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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 23:42:13 Reply

At 2/21/11 10:32 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
At 2/21/11 10:28 PM, N30Chaos wrote:
Facebook is a haven for fake ass kissers.
No shit, Sherlock.

Really? People still call each other Sherlock out of sarcasm? That's fucking lame.

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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-21 23:44:11 Reply

I have, and I am not joking seriously, never seen such a phenomenon.

I should do this make-a-video thing for NGers.


Life is a performance, and the world is full of critics. Give it your all like it's your last show.
You don't even want to know

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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-22 00:04:31 Reply

At 2/21/11 11:44 PM, Ryanson wrote: I have, and I am not joking seriously, never seen such a phenomenon.

I should do this make-a-video thing for NGers.

Then you're lucky to have intelligent people on your friends list.

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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-22 01:40:10 Reply

I used to flirt with all the homegirls on there just to see their replies; but I stopped posting flirtatious comments cuz some of the other girls would get jelly, and we all know most girls CRAVE drama.


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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-22 01:44:56 Reply

Social site makers always take it up the butt.


wazeh?

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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-22 01:48:18 Reply

This seems interesting I know there is attention whores who think that people envy them if they have tons of fb friends but I never actually knew any that bad.
I deleted all ass kissers from my facebook friends sometime ago it felt good. Like people who talk shit about you but think it´s still good idea to keep me as friend because they might someday benefit from me.


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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-22 01:55:07 Reply

Wow, holy crap. Those comments on facebook look so retarded and derp, it reminds me as to why i don't have a facebook.

That...and i don't have any friends.

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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-22 03:21:04 Reply

facebook is for chicks.


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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-22 04:09:50 Reply

At 2/21/11 10:31 PM, mothballs wrote: I completely agree. The worst is when guys try to ass-kiss girls' pictures just so they can get their cock wet. And they make it obvious, too.

Oh my fucking god I love you. That is the exactly what I bitch about all of the time...right down to the term "cock wet".

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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-22 04:19:01 Reply

FOLLOW THESE STEPS:
1.COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND
2.WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND
3.POST THIS ONTO TEN OTHER COMMENTS
4.NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND


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Response to Facebook Ass Kissing 2011-02-22 05:30:55 Reply

I don't know if it's a global thing, but people I know do this "like this and I'll rate you out of 10" and they give all their friends 9 and 10's. As if.


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