vaginas

[gr8job]

what does one feel like?

[POTaTOS]

Vagina-ey

[AgroNurse]

Like a moist cotton sock filled with cold ground beef.

wut.

[Cootie]

At 2/21/11 08:31 AM, AgroNurse wrote: Like a moist cotton sock filled with cold ground beef.

wut.

Cold? On the inside? The fuck?

[POTaTOS]

At 2/21/11 08:31 AM, AgroNurse wrote: Like a moist cotton sock filled with cold ground beef.

wut.

Really? Feels more like pulled pork to me

[AgroNurse]

At 2/21/11 08:33 AM, Cootie wrote:

At 2/21/11 08:31 AM, AgroNurse wrote: Like a moist cotton sock filled with cold ground beef.

wut.

Cold? On the inside? The fuck?

I have no idea. I'm just seriously procrastinating a speech that is due in an hour.

[Quinny]

LIKE WARM APPLE PIE.

[Lintire]

Well, unlubricated they tend to feel and taste a bit rubbery, but with the right amount of foreplay and lube they became moist and delicious. I hate to admit it, but the whole "ground beef inside a sock" actually describes the texture a wee bit, albeit without your stretchiness.

Least, that's how it is in my experiences of cooches. Perhaps someone else can explain it better.

[MrPercie]

A hole in a women

[saqwert]

We can only imagine

[Cootie]

At 2/21/11 08:42 AM, Lintire wrote: Well, unlubricated they tend to feel and taste a bit rubbery, but with the right amount of foreplay and lube they became moist and delicious. I hate to admit it, but the whole "ground beef inside a sock" actually describes the texture a wee bit, albeit without your stretchiness.

Least, that's how it is in my experiences of cooches. Perhaps someone else can explain it better.

Rubbery feel and taste? What kind of vaginas are you people dealing with? ... the horror.

[Gagsy]

I'd tell you boys but that would be no fun.

[Lintire]

At 2/21/11 08:45 AM, Cootie wrote: Rubbery feel and taste? What kind of vaginas are you people dealing with? ... the horror.

Prior to lubrication. You did catch that bit, right? Not much to do before you bring out the bottle.

[Cootie]

At 2/21/11 08:48 AM, Lintire wrote:

At 2/21/11 08:45 AM, Cootie wrote: Rubbery feel and taste? What kind of vaginas are you people dealing with? ... the horror.

Prior to lubrication. You did catch that bit, right? Not much to do before you bring out the bottle.

If you do the job right the bitches poon should lubricate itself, thus the term "you're making me wet". If you need lube for a woman under the age of 40 you are doing something horribly wrong mah boi.

[Lintire]

At 2/21/11 08:50 AM, Cootie wrote: If you do the job right the bitches poon should lubricate itself, thus the term "you're making me wet". If you need lube for a woman under the age of 40 you are doing something horribly wrong mah boi.

Spontaneous sex is spontaneous.

[rowkiller89]

smells like fish

[AgroNurse]

At 2/21/11 08:51 AM, Lintire wrote:

Spontaneous sex is spontaneous.

It's not like it takes an hour and a half to get things ready to go...

[Cootie]

At 2/21/11 08:52 AM, AgroNurse wrote:

At 2/21/11 08:51 AM, Lintire wrote:

Spontaneous sex is spontaneous.

It's not like it takes an hour and a half to get things ready to go...

We must make him realize how sexually backwards he is. I mean, sometimes just making out with a girl and squeezing her ass is enough to make her... erm... "lubricate" as you call it. Lintire I am disappoint.

[gr8job]

At 2/21/11 08:51 AM, Lintire wrote: Spontaneous sex is spontaneous.

what kind of slut did you bang that she couldn't get herself going? i mean, i don't need lube to get a boner real quick.

[Earfetish]

At 2/21/11 08:51 AM, Lintire wrote: Spontaneous sex is spontaneous.

You mean rape. I agree that you shouldn't need lube unless you're a rapist. Foreplay is pretty essential for good sex.

[Coop]

At 2/21/11 08:28 AM, SSPBOURNE wrote: Vagina-ey

This, or ask Gagsy for a practical demonstration