What the hell am i doing wrong?!

[supermofo]

I really just don't fucking get it at all with you people, you know, for most posts that i put on here, i usually look around a lot to make sure that it's something that people might get interested in and whatever it is i post it always get 3-10 highly negative responses from a couple of morons and then a post from a mod and/or admin basically telling me i suck and i should get the hell off the site in a way that might not come off as mean and offensive, whenever i post something smart and clever, i get responses like "DICK JOKE", " Blah Blah Blah (Insert Immature Comment Here"), or DERP! I'm retarded!"or pretty much any short,dumb,retarded comment you'll hear from users on this site and when i act dumb to fit in, all of the users make some snobby,intelligent,remark about how dumb or immature i'm acting, i mean is there a 24/7/365 holiday going on that i don't know about called "don't act like how supermofo is acting" , and to anyone who hasn't posted on the BBS, don't post on the BBS, because if you do, you'll end up like me scratching your head going WHAT THE FUCK?!, and i'm sure i'll get banned for this since i'm warning people to not post on the BBS, and that might hurt newgrounds popularity, no it won't because i'm just one guy speaking out against over 2 million people so the chance that someone will notice my post is highly unlikely, people never get banned on the BBS for being stupid, immature, or an asshole, the only people that get banned are people who complain about all of that stuff like me.

[Shmossy]

There's no way anybody will read that wall of text, try using the enter key once in a while. It will probably help you get across what you're trying to say; walls like that put people off.

[supermofo]

crap, i keep forgetting to do that, and there's no way i can re-post that, because i'll get banned for posting the same exact thing over and over

[supermofo]

see what i mean, this guy makes sense, this isn't a useful forum at all, when i act smart, everyone is dumb, and when i act dumb, everyone is smart, i must be in topsy turvy world

[FairSquare]

To be liked you have to have at least 1500 posts.
I thought everyone knew that.

[supermofo]

At 2/21/11 07:17 AM, 111122223188 wrote:

At 2/21/11 07:16 AM, FairSquare wrote: To be liked you have to have at least 1500 posts.
I thought everyone knew that.

yes supermofo must begin turboposting now

i can't because i remember posting 5 threads in less than 10 minutes and i got banned for 3 days

[mutemaiden]

At 2/21/11 07:11 AM, Shmossy wrote: There's no way anybody will read that wall of text, try using the enter key once in a while. It will probably help you get across what you're trying to say; walls like that put people off.

I read the whole block and I'm kinda wishing that I didn't now. xD

[FairSquare]

At 2/21/11 07:19 AM, supermofo wrote:

At 2/21/11 07:17 AM, 111122223188 wrote:

At 2/21/11 07:16 AM, FairSquare wrote: To be liked you have to have at least 1500 posts.
I thought everyone knew that.

yes supermofo must begin turboposting now

i can't because i remember posting 5 threads in less than 10 minutes and i got banned for 3 days

That ban was not for posting too fast, but because it was probably all spammy.
Just make sure that your posts are relevant and not only annoying one-liners.

[RockLou]

Lol why would you even care about that shit? Who gives a fuck!

[gr8job]

whining is for fools

[BumFodder]

All I can say is: What?

[homsarrunner3]

try taking a break from posting and just observe other BBS posters for a little while, and come to grips with simple facts like:
There will always be dick jokes
there will always be immature posters
there will always be derp
there will always be trolls, but you obviously have no idea how to spot or deal with them

finally, nothing on this forum is to be taken seriously. NOTHING. if you realize that nearly every post on here was made just for laughs, then that is the secret to a successful posting life on the BBS.

and one more thing: no one is going to ever take you seriously because...well... you're a n00b. So post moar, and maybe people will pay you attention that you crave.

[rowkiller89]

hate to sound like an asshole, but dude, this is the internet, and no one gives a shit about what other people say on here. so they say fucked up shit whether it's an awesome post or a "this makes you sound like a child predator" post. as annoying as it might be, don't take shit that other people say seriously... i mean this is newgrounds we're talkin' about here...

p.s. by posting this, you are just feeding the fire for trolls everywhere

[Evark]

What you're doing wrong is trying too hard to fit in instead of standing out with whatever trait you particularly cherish in a BBS poster. Some love smarts, some wit, some humor.

Also: you greatly exaggerate. Your first page of post history goes back a full year, and I couldn't find any of the things you describe here in your topics until a year ago. Spend more time posting in other threads and then start creating your own. I find it hard to believe you 'research the things others would like to see' or whatever you said when you have such little participation outside of your own topics.

[POTaTOS]

At 2/21/11 07:15 AM, supermofo wrote: see what i mean, this guy makes sense, this isn't a useful forum at all, when i act smart, everyone is dumb, and when i act dumb, everyone is smart, i must be in topsy turvy world

We just dislike you. He found out out conspiracy guys. Shoot him.

[Asandir]

At 2/21/11 07:09 AM, supermofo wrote: Senseless Anger

Why so serious?

[yurgenburgen]

OP, you are worrying too much about shit that doesn't matter. Don't try to fit in, this forum is just a place to waste time.

[Lintire]

"act dumb to fit in". That set off the warning bells.

Son, the BBS is about having a good time. To a lot of people, that means making generally stupid comments, making fun of one another, and the like. When making a topic, remember to keep in mind what you want the audience to respond to it.

Do you want them to simply post how shiny your newfound thingy is? A topic like that doesn't have a lot of leverage, or anything to really comment on, so of course when people are posting, it'll be about making their own fun.

Just...

Lurk moar.

[Quinny]

That's nice, now get back in your cage with all the other noobs.