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One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 01:00:09 Reply

That feminazi decides to try to castrate you for no good reason and you had been taught never to hit women.

Would you make an exception and fight in self-defense?


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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 01:07:44 Reply

Of course I would. I'd beat her up like I'd beat a man up, that's the equality they want.


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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 01:09:11 Reply

I'd cock slap that hoe.


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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 01:10:15 Reply

If I couldn't run the fuck away. I imagine if she goes around castrating strangers, she's a better fighter than me.

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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 01:10:43 Reply

At 2/20/11 01:00 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: and you had been taught never to hit women.

When did this happen?


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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 01:13:52 Reply

I was taught never to hit women, but I didn't listen.

I'd punch her in the fucking nose, not for her attempted castration, but because she's a feminazy.


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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 01:13:57 Reply

I'd just walk away.


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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 01:13:58 Reply

At 2/20/11 01:00 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: That feminazi decides to try to castrate you for no good reason and you had been taught never to hit women.
Would you make an exception and fight in self-defense?

I'd beat the shit out of her, in self defense. If they want to be treated like men, then they'll have to fight like men and defend themselves like men.


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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 01:14:53 Reply

At 2/20/11 01:13 AM, Cericon wrote: I was taught never to hit women, but I didn't listen.

I'd punch her in the fucking nose, not for her attempted castration, but because she's a feminazy.

S'cuse me, spelling error, feminazi*

I'd also proceed to rape the crap out of her after my punch undoubtedly rendered her unconscious, then I'd cum in her ass.


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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 01:18:14 Reply

Pimp slap her?

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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 01:24:34 Reply

I was taught to defend myself from anyone, regardless of age or sex. If someone assaults me, I will respond with as much force as necessary to ensure my own safety. I feel this is an entirely reasonable position. If a woman chooses to attack me, she should expect that I will show her no mercy.

Of course, I do not start fights. I only engage in them when I lack suitable alternatives.
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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 01:27:12 Reply

Feminazi? Shouldn't it be Femanazi?
And to answer your question, I would think up a really dumb hypothetical question, and ask the BBS what they would do in that situation.


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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 01:27:43 Reply

At 2/20/11 01:14 AM, Cericon wrote:
At 2/20/11 01:13 AM, Cericon wrote: I was taught never to hit women, but I didn't listen.

I'd punch her in the fucking nose, not for her attempted castration, but because she's a feminazy.
S'cuse me, spelling error, feminazi*

I'd also proceed to rape the crap out of her after my punch undoubtedly rendered her unconscious, then I'd cum in her ass.

That'll definitely teach that feminazi a lesson about challenging our masculine supremacy.


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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 01:29:19 Reply

Also, what in the hell is a Feminazi?


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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 01:33:02 Reply

At 2/20/11 01:29 AM, Kev-o wrote: Also, what in the hell is a Feminazi?

Idiot


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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 01:34:49 Reply

At 2/20/11 01:33 AM, Dubbi wrote:
At 2/20/11 01:29 AM, Kev-o wrote: Also, what in the hell is a Feminazi?
Idiot

Stopped reading at: "term popularized by Rush Limbaugh".


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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 01:36:22 Reply

Let her make the first move, swiftly dodge, and sue the bitch.


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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 01:42:35 Reply

At 2/20/11 01:13 AM, Tetris wrote: I wouldn't fucking hit her.

I'd run and grab the closest weapon, then clobber her in the fucking head. I love my dick, I'm not gonna let some stupid shit with poorly constructed arguments about why men are horrible take it.

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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 01:44:39 Reply

raep her? AMIRITE?

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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 01:49:13 Reply

At 2/20/11 01:00 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: That feminazi decides to try to castrate you for no good reason and you had been taught never to hit women.

Would you make an exception and fight in self-defense?

Hmm if she was hot I'd use my english charms to seduce her, if not I would just kick her in the balls (in the hopes that she has them).

Hmm my posts are decreasing in quality, almost time for me to hit the hay lol
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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 02:07:29 Reply

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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 02:15:23 Reply

Being castrated is one of those times where it is alright to defend yourself imo.

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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 02:16:48 Reply

I have been taught never to hit women, but in defense of my family jewels I could make the exception.


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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 02:41:26 Reply

Due to the fact that she would be carrying multiple scalpels for that, close range combat would be pointless so I'd use a taser on her, then use equestrian grade tranquilizer on her. That'd keep her away from me for good.

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Response to One day you encounter a feminazi 2011-02-20 04:16:34 Reply

Someone find a Feminazi forum, I want to post this there and see their reactions.


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