At 2/21/11 10:40 PM, Dubbi wrote:At 2/21/11 10:37 PM, Armour wrote:Granted, but you destroy that other universe.At 2/21/11 10:16 PM, Roy-Tomara wrote: I wish my threads weren't shittyGranted but you look like a failed abortion so no matter how good your threads are you still fail.
I wish I could destroy the Universe.
I wish I was a talented, well known flash artist.
granted, but all you can make is porn and get censored.
i wish that i could see the future
At 2/21/11 10:44 PM, ddawg321 wrote:At 2/21/11 10:40 PM, Dubbi wrote:granted, but all you can make is porn and get censored.At 2/21/11 10:37 PM, Armour wrote:Granted, but you destroy that other universe.At 2/21/11 10:16 PM, Roy-Tomara wrote: I wish my threads weren't shittyGranted but you look like a failed abortion so no matter how good your threads are you still fail.
I wish I could destroy the Universe.
I wish I was a talented, well known flash artist.
i wish that i could see the future
Granted, but you're hit by a car coming from the future.
I wish the Troll Physics thread wasn't locked.
At 2/21/11 11:06 PM, GodOfVideoGames wrote:
I wish the Troll Physics thread wasn't locked.
Granted, but it then gets deleted.
I wish my feet were a shoe size bigger. (I have small feet lol)
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing
Than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.
-- ee cummings
At 2/21/11 11:11 PM, Dubbi wrote:
I wish my feet were a shoe size bigger.
Granted, but your feet grow the the extent where they explode.
I wish I could eat just one lays potato chip.
At 2/21/11 11:14 PM, tri-circle wrote:I wish my feet were a shoe size bigger. (I have small feet lol)granted but your hands, head and penis shrink to 10 shoe sizes smaller.
The point is to wish for something, dummy.
I wish wearing a snuggie didn't make you look like a cultist.
Real artists draw their own user picture and signature. I am not a real artist.
Sig credit to Ninjar.
At 2/21/11 11:19 PM, tri-circle wrote: I wish that people took me seriously
Granted, but now no one can ever laugh with you.
I wish I had the patience to read through a 5-page thread.
Real artists draw their own user picture and signature. I am not a real artist.
Sig credit to Ninjar.
I wish I had the patience to read through a 5-page thread.
Granted, but then you develop a heroin addiction.
I wish that I could learn to speak Mandarin Chinese.
At 2/21/11 11:22 PM, Smorsh wrote:At 2/21/11 11:19 PM, tri-circle wrote: I wish that people took me seriouslyGranted, but now no one can ever laugh with you.
I wish I had the patience to read through a 5-page thread.
Granted, but you couldn't stop reading it.
I wish the mod who locks this makes a witty comment.
At 2/21/11 11:22 PM, Smorsh wrote: I wish I had the patience to read through a 5-page thread.
Granted, but they are all about photoshoping black dicks.
I wish I was perfect.
"My God, I haven't be fucked like that since grade school." Marla Singer, Fight Club
At 2/21/11 11:27 PM, tri-circle wrote:I wish that I could learn to speak Mandarin Chinese.Granted, but the only things you can say for the rest of your life are: I am gay, i like men and i love cock
I wish I could look at Rosie O'Donnell without puking up.
That's too bad, I wish I could think of a wish
wazeh?
At 2/21/11 11:32 PM, Lbf12 wrote: That's too bad, I wish I could think of a wish
granted, but your to late.
At 2/21/11 11:47 PM, ddawg321 wrote: i wish i could control everything!
granted but you lose control of all bodily functions.
I wish I were awesome
"My God, I haven't be fucked like that since grade school." Marla Singer, Fight Club
I wish that I could store all of my awesomeness in one signature.
[PSN/Steam- Airbourne238]
At 2/21/11 11:58 PM, SSPBOURNE wrote: I wish that I could store all of my awesomeness in one signature.
wish granted but its not your signature
At 2/22/11 12:19 AM, samwd1717 wrote: I wish nothing bad ever happend to me......
Granted, but you only live for 1 second so you don't know the difference between good and bad.
I wish I could fart
At 2/22/11 12:23 AM, klik wrote:At 2/22/11 12:19 AM, samwd1717 wrote: I wish nothing bad ever happend to me......Granted, but you only live for 1 second so you don't know the difference between good and bad.
I wish I could fart
Granted, but you only fart during sex
I wish I can control darkness
Alucard > Edward
Granted, but then turns jizz white.
I wish I could control light.
wazeh?
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At 2/22/11 01:23 AM, sanjeev98 wrote: hmm, too bad forum games aren't allowed.
Hey, and you're only 6 pages late!
Real artists draw their own user picture and signature. I am not a real artist.
Sig credit to Ninjar.
At 2/22/11 01:12 AM, Lbf12 wrote: Granted, but then turns jizz white.
I wish I could control light.
Wish granted.
But then you would accidentally control all new york's traffic lights and kill everyone, including your own ass.
I wish i would be high
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