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Response to I might die 2011-02-19 23:11:08 Reply

If it makes you feel any better, everybody alive right now has an almost certain chance of dying, at some point.


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Response to I might die 2011-02-19 23:44:39 Reply

you're a complete idiot if you're telling the truth. I highly doubt this is true though. If you die, have your parents post pictures of your funeral on here so we know you were telling the truth.

and you're calling him and idiot? How is he going to have his parent's post a pic if hes dead? Nice one dude


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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 04:59:18 Reply

Go to a hospital. Before it's too late.


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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 05:02:01 Reply

It's called NATURAL SELECTION!

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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 05:05:27 Reply

If you were going to die you'd be in intense pain. Plus the AA batteries aren't as dangerous as the bigger ones. The worst thing that can happen to you is two days of diarrhea. Nothing more nothing less.


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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 06:09:17 Reply

OMFG!!!

I felt very sorry and mad at you.
Next time when you do some experiments, catch your parents.

And I feel very sorry to say this.
"Because battery is the chemical thingy, and you drank that battery juice.
So, YOU MAY DIE...!!"

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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 06:13:01 Reply

hey man take your rage out on a woman by beating her careful not to get caught by police or you'll get charged for battery

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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 06:17:19 Reply

Dude, your not gonna die. Worse case, it will neutralize your stomach acid as it is alkaline. However, if they were SLA car batteries (sealed lead-acid) then it could be a lot more serious, and you should go to the hospital.


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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 06:19:03 Reply

Call the doctor right away!

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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 06:20:43 Reply

Immature.

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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 06:20:51 Reply

At 2/20/11 06:17 AM, andy70707 wrote: Dude, your not gonna die. Worse case, it will neutralize your stomach acid as it is alkaline. However, if they were SLA car batteries (sealed lead-acid) then it could be a lot more serious, and you should go to the hospital.

This, also have you drunk some milks to neutralize it yet? if you haven't you should try drinking them, if things get worse, go see a doctor


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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 06:23:02 Reply

Also, drink a lot of milk.

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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 06:41:26 Reply

wow dude you better shoot yourself before you cause an explosion the size of asia.


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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 06:54:24 Reply

See some doc, Life noob?

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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 07:02:21 Reply

You probably could have tried to vomit it all up.
While calling Poison Control.

It's no big deal. You'll probably just get painful piss or dangerous diarrhea.

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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 07:29:46 Reply

Electrize yourself untill all the power is gone.


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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 08:34:33 Reply

My friend once turned on the tap to discover dirty, brown water coming out. Foolishly, they put it in an orange drink, then drank it. Then, they wondered why it tasted funny and remembered the water.


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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 09:11:52 Reply

Call the Amber Lamps.


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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 09:52:33 Reply

It will come out somehow for sure... Dead or alive !


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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 10:48:56 Reply

vomit like youve never vomited before, and drink shit tons of water after said vomiting.
hopfuly helpfull, try eating some bread too if you have some handy


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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 10:51:07 Reply

u drank water with a battery dipped in? i used to put watch batteries in my mouth and enjoy the shock


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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 10:53:39 Reply

At 2/19/11 09:57 PM, Xoup wrote: Looks like you...
-applies shades-
Just got owned.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

What the FUCK was that!? That was the most horri- oh I'll just ignore it I guess. To the OP it was a original story I guess but I think you would feel far too ill to make a thread on newgrounds about it.. or go on this website out of all medical ones first. Nice try though.


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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 10:53:41 Reply

At 2/20/11 10:48 AM, McGangbang wrote: vomit like youve never vomited before, and drink shit tons of water after said vomiting.
hopfuly helpfull, try eating some bread too if you have some handy

Note for future reference, if you vomit caustic chemicals it just destroys your esophagus on the way up.


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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 11:03:11 Reply

I heard drinking more helps.


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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 15:46:54 Reply

At 2/20/11 06:20 AM, Zarfot wrote: Immature.

Like your reviews.


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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 16:39:16 Reply

If he was telling the truth I'm pretty sure he's dead now, we might even be mentioned in a news article and be talked down to for not being helpful enough. Like when that guy committed suicide on camera.

But I'm almost like 99% sure he's lying so you know.


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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 16:42:13 Reply

I remember a thread like this popped up once

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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 16:43:58 Reply

At 2/20/11 03:46 PM, Kirby1000 wrote:
At 2/20/11 06:20 AM, Zarfot wrote: Immature.
Like your reviews.

There seems to be a long story behind these two comments.


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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 16:45:51 Reply

Look at the Unity of Newgrounds.. Helping out the retarded..

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Response to I might die 2011-02-20 17:27:40 Reply

Well according to your profile, you have already posted something on 2/20 which happens to be today. Try posting one thing every day so we can sure of what happens to you. If you do not post for awhile, I guess we can assume you died. I have heard that it is very dangerous to drink fluid that comes from batteries so you should probably tell a doctor what happened or you could try to just Google it. I wish I knew more.


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