I was at home today and me and my friend were messing with batteries and stuff and we broke a battery and put it in some water then took the batteries out and threw them away. The water was white. Hours later I was eating 3rd degree burn dorritos and I decided to get something to drink. Without thinking I drank the battery water then reliezed what i did and just lost it. Plz help me.
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Why the fuck did you keep that shit around? Pour it onto the curb outside, don't leave it around.
Anyway, go to the hospital, right. Now.
Call poison control.
A lot of people have pictures for their signatures. But that's stupid. I'm not going to do that. That is so 2008. Not even kidding. Jeez, you guys are stoopid.
At 2/19/11 07:38 PM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote: Why the fuck did you keep that shit around? Pour it onto the curb outside, don't leave it around.
Anyway, go to the hospital, right. Now.
Call poison control.
text poison control on your way to the hospital, while driving really really fast
that's obviously the most diligent way to handle this
i do not understand did you explode his testicals
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Just call poison control, they know what to do.
But if you didn't already know that, I know you be trollin.
A lot of people have pictures for their signatures. But that's stupid. I'm not going to do that. That is so 2008. Not even kidding. Jeez, you guys are stoopid.
At 2/19/11 07:38 PM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote: Why the fuck did you keep that shit around? Pour it onto the curb outside, don't leave it around.
Anyway, go to the hospital, right. Now.
Call poison control.
Best advice, call 911 right now and ask for poison control. Battery acid will kill you. Unless the water diluted the acid, but still call the fucking paramedics, not post on newgrounds, dumbass.
A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.
But seriously you deserve to die for such a stupid decision.
Pretty much this.
Skeptical cat would like to add that if you actually did this, the best bet would NOT be to make yourself puke, but to go to the hospital to have your stomach pumped.
Sorry, but I cannot help you. You are going to die.
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At 2/19/11 07:37 PM, maxninja234 wrote: I was at home today and me and my friend were messing with batteries and stuff and we broke a battery and put it in some water then took the batteries out and threw them away. The water was white. Hours later I was eating 3rd degree burn dorritos and I decided to get something to drink. Without thinking I drank the battery water then reliezed what i did and just lost it. Plz help me.
you're a complete idiot if you're telling the truth. I highly doubt this is true though. If you die, have your parents post pictures of your funeral on here so we know you were telling the truth.
At 2/19/11 07:37 PM, maxninja234 wrote:drank the battery water then reliezed what i did and just lost it. Plz help me.
Clearly you're feeling good enough to post this thread, but if your actually being serious you need to contact poison control or have your parents drive you to the hospital. Battery acid contains corrosive chemicals with a higher chemical status than the human stomach acid does (meaning pH imbalance). Not good dude call; CALL: 1-800-222-1222 if you are in the U.S.
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At 2/19/11 08:08 PM, BigMike47 wrote: (meaning pH imbalance).
pH balance my ass. Try having your stomach and esophagus removed.
There's no way this towel is serious.
I just noticed you stole the sig I made for someone else. Just saying.
oh, and you're a bad liar.
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WOW SHIT DUDE! That is some nasty stuff man! My sis burnt her face with that stuff. I'm not sure what to say other than i hope you'll be OK. Lets just hope that the water or something you have drank or eaten helps neutralize it or something... If you pull through then remember to make another post letting us know your still alive and if you die then, well.. We wont see another post. If your that worried then call a doctor.
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May suffer major injuries to your digestive system, and possibly throat for life but may not die due to the fact if you put it in water it would neutralise it to an extend. But still your throat may be messed up like serious acid reflux leading to higher chance of cancer in those places. But again may not die.
Also don't take my advice to seriously since i'm not a doctor, just saying.
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