Oh God,in the library he just jerked off to some hentai. Some gay hentai. Yeat nobody noticed. So btw,whats the worst thing you've ever been caught doing? ( I didn't jerk off )
How can an anus masturbate to cartoon pornography?
'He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.' - Samuel Johnson
At 2/19/11 05:28 PM, The3DragonsGroup wrote: How can an anus masturbate to cartoon pornography?
By eating a dildo.
At 2/19/11 05:25 PM, fleskjarke wrote: ( I didn't jerk off )
liar liar panties on fire adsdsadgfgjefksmdk.
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╰⋃╯私の腰は、自分自身で動いている
やりまん
At 2/19/11 05:28 PM, The3DragonsGroup wrote: How can an anus masturbate to cartoon pornography?
Anally.
Life is a performance, and the world is full of critics. Give it your all like it's your last show.
You don't even want to know
nothing really cursing like a sailor maybe
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
was her name tenneassi
omtish
theres a video on youtube thats like what I saw
Once I was at work with my mom, and I was in her office playing games on the computer while she was doing other stuff. Then I looked up some porn and got a ton of viruses.
Once at school I walked into the bathroom stall and there was this kid who was obviously beating his meat. I yelled and got the fuck out of that restroom. I wanted to dig my eyeballs out... nasty little shithead.
At least lock the stall door.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
At 2/20/11 01:35 AM, Cootie wrote: Once at school I walked into the bathroom stall and there was this kid who was obviously beating his meat. I yelled and got the fuck out of that restroom. I wanted to dig my eyeballs out... nasty little shithead.
At least lock the stall door.
The autistic kids at my school do that. Like, I'm not trying to be a dick and make fun of autistic kids, they really do that. They also get entirely naked to take a piss. That's why I stay the fuck away from the bathrooms in their hallway.
Well I stay the fuck away from the bathrooms in general, but especially those.
You just realized that your ass has been jizzing shit your whole life.
My crappy Gimp sig. Jellyous?
At 2/19/11 05:25 PM, fleskjarke wrote: ( I didn't jerk off )
How old are you actually?
At 2/20/11 03:42 AM, Arthuria99 wrote:At 2/19/11 05:25 PM, fleskjarke wrote: ( I didn't jerk off )How old are you actually?
Everyone jerks off, age doesn't matter.
962012
On friday a guy got caught slamming the ham into a glove at the back of class. 'twas weird.
At 2/20/11 01:32 AM, Squidbit wrote: Once I was at work with my mom, and I was in her office playing games on the computer while she was doing other stuff. Then I looked up some porn and got a ton of viruses.
Fail.
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