Your experiences with fat people...

[orangekiller]

Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually, we've been together for about five years.

Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.

The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.

I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES in the cracks of my tv remote.

So what about you guys? Ever had a wild or interesting experience with fat people?

[Wolfos]

Just another reason not to date fat chicks...

[Floofs]

Fat people are funny. But they don´t know they are.

[Moonpiles]

Op, how are you turned on by something like that? that sounds just disgusting. Seriously the worst.

[zooos]

I kind considering making a deal with the devil. Paralyze your entire body, and he can have my soul....hmmm

[Sanch]

my favorite part about fat girls is finding all the hidden food in their folds

[steph2568]

I know this guy in my Spanish class who's always late because there are these 3 fat girls who walk together and take up the hall as he tries to get to class. Poor guy even lost credit because of them.

And then when he asked them one day if he could get through, they just gave him the nastiest look and attitude.

moral of the story - fat girls are bitches

[Cootie]

My little brother was cannibalized by a fat person.

[fuzzum111]

You sir are messed up in the head. Dating a fat chick is one thing, dating a morbidly obese woman whom can't take care of herself is another.

[thememe]

Wow, Im fat and i still can wipe my own ass. When you can't wipe your ass or see your dick, its time to lose weight.

[TheBlueRaven]

At 2/18/11 08:24 PM, kikomannnn wrote: This dude is trolling lol

No, he is sexually arousing me.

[Light]

That is one nasty ass story OP. Also, obese people are, for the most part, repugnant. Those rolls of fat can acquire an unattractive odor very quickly.

[RubberTrucky]

I once dated a skinny chick. Every time she ate, she spent throwing up in my lap and forcing me to lick it all up. Then she started calling me fat and laughing at me when I licked it up, cause I ate her shit. She threatened to rape my baby brother if i didn't.

Also, she totally wanted me to run for five our straight without stopping and she destroyed my laptop and TV because that is something for lazy people, she said. I lost all my work through this.

Seriously man, never date a skinny/sporty girl. They fuck up your life.

[zooos]

At 2/18/11 08:22 PM, thememe wrote: Wow, Im fat and i still can wipe my own ass. When you can't wipe your ass or see your dick, its time to lose weight.

What if you just have a small dick? or an abnormally large clit?