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I'm sorry, you want a lack of comedy, go with Canadian comedians, cokd jokes, beer jokes, jokes aboot Americans and jokes aboot politics.

They all end the same.

At 2/17/11 07:07 AM, HighWay wrote: Any female comedian.

This

Jimmy Carr was one of my favourites but he is getting progressively shitter and shitter. To be honest most comedians aren't funny I only like a handful. Or am I being a tad picky and need to grow a wider sense of humour?

At 2/18/11 09:43 AM, Arthuria99 wrote:

At 2/17/11 07:07 AM, HighWay wrote: Any female comedian.

This

sigh....

Cool username.

Any comedian who is either black, female, or both. Sorry guys, It's true.

A lot of people like Stephen Lynch but he's to much of an asshole for me. Some of his jokes/songs are funny, but he's one of the few comedians who makes me feel morally unsettled when listening to him.

At 2/17/11 06:37 AM, Falonefal wrote: 99% of all black comedians, because 99% of their jokes are about blacks and whites.

And 99% of their audience is also black.

Dave Chappelle, Eddie Murphy, and Chris Rock? ...yeah you're right...totally not funny people :/

At 2/17/11 07:10 AM, Cootie wrote:

At 2/17/11 07:07 AM, HighWay wrote: Any female comedian.

I don't think I have heard a single female comedian who was funny in all my life. All they know how to joke about is "men are pigs" and "periods" both of which nobody gives a fuck about.

Sad but true...

It's got to be Dane Cook, I don't know why people find him funny, especially when all of his jokes are hackneyed, and were funny about 5 years ago, but not now.

At 2/17/11 06:37 AM, Falonefal wrote: 99% of all black comedians

At 2/17/11 07:07 AM, HighWay wrote: Any female comedian.

Fuck you both.

I already mentioned Doug Stanhope and Sarah Silverman. I guess the worst of those would probably be Sarah Silverman. I mean, how many times is she going to talk about doody anyway? Nothing she says is in any way insightful and it's the same stupid unfunny jokes over and over. The whole saying-outrageous-things-while-being-cut e shtick lost its luster ages ago. Classic dark comedians say stuff like that much better.

At 2/18/11 03:38 PM, Dromedary wrote:

At 2/17/11 06:37 AM, Falonefal wrote: 99% of all black comedians

At 2/17/11 07:07 AM, HighWay wrote: Any female comedian.

Fuck you both.

Also this.

Not gonna lie I find nearly every comedian funny. Even Dane Cook. You really have to suck at humor to not amuse me

That Jay Davis guy I thought was pretty funny. Not hilarious, but he was good I thought.

I don't know of any comedians that I really don't like. I am pretty easily entertained, which is pretty nice.

Dave Cook, I find really funny. He might not be funny to some, but he is funny to me and that's all that really matters.

At 2/18/11 03:42 PM, Dromedary wrote:

At 2/18/11 03:38 PM, Dromedary wrote:

At 2/17/11 06:37 AM, Falonefal wrote: 99% of all black comedians

At 2/17/11 07:07 AM, HighWay wrote: Any female comedian.

Fuck you both.

Also this.

Wanda Sykes also comes to mind...

At 2/18/11 03:42 PM, Dromedary wrote:

At 2/18/11 03:38 PM, Dromedary wrote:

At 2/17/11 06:37 AM, Falonefal wrote: 99% of all black comedians

At 2/17/11 07:07 AM, HighWay wrote: Any female comedian.

Fuck you both.

Also this.

She's British, that negates the two.

Not attempting racism.

<a> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mqTUwt_u yI This guy.

At 2/18/11 03:46 PM, Shade wrote::

She's British, that negates the two.

Not attempting racism.

Hey, I'm british, even I know we're not funny...