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Either that or his little cult were made up of the least intelligent 10% of the population.

Assuming everything in the Bible is more or less true, which is obviously a given hurr durr

At 2/16/11 05:52 PM, Dogbert581 wrote:

At 2/16/11 02:53 PM, kisame wrote: I'm surprised this hasn't devolved into a regilous flamewar.

It kindof has what with the 'Jesus didn't exist'
'Oh yes he did'
'Oh no he didn't'
'Oh yes he did'

Ok, it's devolved into a religious pantomime

Jesus actually WAS indeed a physical person. Though all the magical stuff he did is questionable. I guess he could've cured many people with penicilin but still.

At 2/16/11 09:53 AM, Lorkas wrote: He had great people skills. So yeah just talk about that.

Saying how Jesus was as a person based off the Bible is like saying how O.J. Simpson was a great person based off his football skills.

He healed the sick and saved a party, he was born in a smelly manger but never cared. He taught people to go out and take care of the earth, not trash it. He demonstrated his powers by saving a small boat in a lake, and fed 5000 people with only 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish (And everyone was stuffed). He was tortured by the Romans, and executed, then returned to life, and went to Heaven... while all we did was trash people around.

See how the world truly deserves to end in a fiery pool of fire?

He was awesome because when he fed that one fish to the masses, he made them fight to the death for it!

At 2/16/11 07:19 PM, thememe wrote: He was awesome because when he fed that one fish to the masses, he made them fight to the death for it!

If by one you mean two and by fight you mean shared and had left-overs, then you're right.

At 2/16/11 07:23 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 2/16/11 07:19 PM, thememe wrote: He was awesome because when he fed that one fish to the masses, he made them fight to the death for it!

If by one you mean two and by fight you mean shared and had left-overs, then you're right.

No, he made them fight to the death. I visited the past and i am god incarnated.

At 2/16/11 06:02 PM, Lorkas wrote:

At 2/16/11 05:52 PM, Dogbert581 wrote:

Ok, it's devolved into a religious pantomime

Jesus actually WAS indeed a physical person. Though all the magical stuff he did is questionable. I guess he could've cured many people with penicilin but still.

He's behind you....

Lol, I'm laughing at the fact that 90% of this thread is people telling each other things we already knew.
Just like every religion thread.