I cant stand children.

[Moonpiles]

Idk why. I think they're more annoying than anything. I believe in the old "be seen and not heard" deal.

[explodingbunnies]

You're saying you hate yourself then?

[ChainsawNinjaZX]

Kick them. Kick them hard.

[Cericon]

Shoot up a nursery.

[Moonpiles]

At 2/15/11 11:14 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: You're saying you hate yourself then?

No I'm saying I hate children you dumb motherfucker.

[duper1012]

At 2/15/11 11:14 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: You're saying you hate yourself then?

ZING!

You should've grabbed his cock.

Wait what?

[SansNumbers]

Then why not do something about it?

[Jester]

At 2/15/11 11:15 PM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote: Kick them. Kick them hard.

A well enough placed punt ought to send them at least a meter or two.

[explodingbunnies]

At 2/15/11 11:16 PM, Moonpiles wrote:

At 2/15/11 11:14 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: You're saying you hate yourself then?

No I'm saying I hate children you dumb motherfucker.

Whoa, whoa, no need to have a temper tantrum now.

[Moonpiles]

At 2/15/11 11:20 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: Whoa, whoa, no need to have a temper tantrum now.

'sKool. I aint even mad

[Dr-Worm]

I'm more of a proponent of this quote from Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel:

"Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them."

[SpaceWhale]

I don't want kids when I grow up. It's probably a multi-million dollar investment (for just ONE), and I just can't pay for that. Well, I don't want to. I can, I just feel like I wold rather live well with no kids than live poorly with kids.

[zalecot]

At 2/15/11 11:22 PM, Moonpiles wrote:

At 2/15/11 11:20 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: Whoa, whoa, no need to have a temper tantrum now.

'sKool. I aint even mad

Are you sure, I have a feeling that you might be mad. It's ok to admit it, we'll only ridicule you a little.

[sixflab]

I get annoyed by kids sometimes but I know I was an annoying child myself so it's hard to be hypocritical.

[Raab]

filthy brats.... glad I never was one.

[Gagsy]

It's funny, a lot of people don't actually like children. Sure, a lot of parents love their own but even they generally don't like other peoples children at all. They might pretend otherwise but their only concern is usually their own kid and nothing else.

Kids are generally loud, annoying and worst of all sticky.. Things that adults tend to hate. All we can do though is remember that we were those kids once making some adults life a misery.

[Lintire]

Children are creepy as fuck. Just going to put that out there. Can't stand them, either. But I prefer a "don't be seen or heard" approach.

[PikaRobo]

I don't like kids either.

[dlxrevolution]

At 2/15/11 11:13 PM, Moonpiles wrote: Idk why. I think they're more annoying than anything. I believe in the old "be seen and not heard" deal.

Well if you asked me, I think U Mad.

[6r0undZ3r0]

Yeah, that's why I'm not having children.

[Cootie]

I am not to fond of kids either. They are normally loud, unfunny, uninteresting, and most of all selfish pricks. They tend to give me headaches especially the ones who insist on trying to rough-house with you.

[Dr-Worm]

Man, sometimes you guys can really be a bunch of joyless pricks. Sure, kids can be annoying sometimes, but to actively hate them? I think that takes a special kind of uptight douchiness.

At 2/16/11 12:48 AM, Gagsy wrote: and worst of all sticky..

So true. When I was a day camp counselor this was the only thing that almost really got to me. They're all magnets for dirt and germs and other gross shit, and It's like they're physically incapable of eating without getting food all over the place. And they barely ever wash their hands unless you specifically tell them to.

The whole summer was an epic struggle between my germophobia and their incessant need for high fives.

At 2/16/11 12:48 AM, Lintire wrote: But I prefer a "don't be seen or heard" approach.

Arrested Development reference?

[yurgenburgen]

I agree with OP. Children are annoying.

They are loud, noisy, and take up too much space. Begone with them.

[Leidolfr]

I'm annoyed at the adults they become, so suck on that shit you bunch of hate mongers

[ Hate is wrong, unless i hate it, then its good hate, and i hate people that hate, all of this makes sense ]

[Arthuria99]

Kids aren't that bad, there are still plenty of time for them to learn and they will eventually know which one is bad or good. The one I hated the most is a manchild or whatever you called them, the one who have officially reached adult/teen stage, the one who have grown up but still act like a spoiled child, damn I hope I can just simply stick thousand of penises in their mouths so they can stop bitching about their life,parents, game or animu. Get a fucking life!

[Emlfuryoflion]

Im only 18 and I have 3 friends who are still children(12, 10, and 8(same family)) and 3 friends about my age 1 of which is also friends with those same 3 children.

I think our influence on them makes them feel older to me not really sure they are rarely annoying. But I have had no problem with children in my lifetime so far.

[cristian123]

At 2/15/11 11:13 PM, Moonpiles wrote: Idk why. I think they're more annoying than anything. I believe in the old "be seen and not heard" deal.

this thread is useless

[Falonefal]

There's a reason to hate for everything.

[A-Plain-Name]

At 2/15/11 11:13 PM, Moonpiles wrote: Idk why. I think they're more annoying than anything. I believe in the old "be seen and not heard" deal.

kids are kids, thats the old saying, not be seen and not heard deal.

your pretty much saying republicans and democrats should behave themselves, and if thats too adult for you...

booboo gaga, baby no like you too, mean poopy head.

[RubberTrucky]

It's all about giving/not giving them attention.
Organise your time and do listen to them ranting about everything that comes to their mind. Eventually, you become like the coolest guy they know and children have this wonderful ability to actually look up to someone older.
Especially when you have them yourself. They consider you their God.