Burger Monster

[nothingisgranted]

Getting home yesterday SUCKED.

I couldn't schedule a handitran trip to leave after work, so this Matt guy gives me a lift. Says he needs ten bucks, not for gas but for FOOD, at BURGER KING of all places(OHMYGOD!!).

I tell'em lets go somewhere else, Whataburger, Jack in the Box, whatever. I mean, COME ON, someone offers to buy you dinner, and you choose the most EXPENSIVE FRIGGIN FAST FOOD PLACE OUT THERE?!?! http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/post/topic /18#

........A couple minutes later, we end up at Whataburger.

I get my wallet out of my bag(I keep it in there cause I'm sitting down most of the time), and Matt's already in there.

There's no line. I go up to the counter, spend not even two minutes trying to figure out what I want, and out of the blue, Burger Monster over here, already through with his order, wants to rush me through the process, talkin about "Make a selection already!"

So I thought but didn't say: "Bitch, I'M payin for us, NOW GO SIDDOWN!!"

I come back from getting my drink filled. The cashier tells me Matt ordered a lot of food. Matt gives me this snotty look and says "What? I kept it under ten bucks."(the agreed spending limit), then goes to sit down. AND EAT.

Can't say the same for your patience. Overzealous impatient motherfucker.

......Maybe i went a little overboard there......ah well-----the cashier thought it was funny.

I sit down and start eating. I'm halfway through.

Matt: "You're a slow eater, aren't you?"

NO SHIT.

Me: "Yeah, I like to take my time, savor the meal, ya know?"

Matt: "Yeah, well, I like to get through my meals as quickly as possible, then I can get to all the other things."

OOOOOKAY.

Me: "lol I don't think I could do that."

Matt: "Can I have an onion ring?"

SHIT NO.

Me: "Of course, of course, go right ahead."

Matt(after a few minutes):"Want a french frie?"

The way you been eatin? HELL TO THE NO!!

Me: "No, thanks, those are all yours."

We head home. He doesn't want to get on 20, so he's bitching about all the traffic lights.

LOL YEAH. VERY GOOD.

I call the house to let them know I'm on my way over. They take forever to answer.

Matt: "Uumm, you need to get off the phone so you can tell me where to turn."

NO I DAMNWELL DON'T. Its just four turns from here........not that hard to miss, and not that hard to navigate while on the phone.

The phone's still ringing.

Matt: "who're you talking to?"

*SHUDDER*

SHUT UP. JUST SHUT THE HELL UP.

We get to where you turn on Bardin.

Me: "It's called Bardin street, it's on your right and it comes up kinda fast, so ya might wanna slow down......it's right there, man.........RIGHT THERE TURNTURNTURNTURN!!"

DUMBASS.

......We FINALLY get home.