weirdest dream you ever had?

[rowkiller89]

so last night i had this crazy dream; i feel like it could be some sci-fi horror movie... so, i'm upstairs in my dream, and i see something slither downstairs into the family room... thinking that i'm tired and just seeing things, i go to sleep... the next morning, i'm gettin' ready to leave and i cant find my schoolbag anywhere. I go into the family room and see my bag in the corner... I immediately get caught up in some type of web and start getting lifted into the air, and then i see it: it's part snake, part human. It is all snake skin, has a hugeeee ass tail, a human body and arms, a cobra hood, and a head... with no face (no eyes, no ears, no shit). The fucker moved my schoolbag to purposely trap me... in a web... yeah, apparently it is part spider too. I scream for help, but my voice just doesn't come out, and the more i struggle, the more trapper i get... i can't talk, that blows right? finally i manage to scream help loud enough for my family to hear; they come in and see me raised off the floor in this web and pull me down. They asked me what happened, and i told them word for word. Would you believe that the assholes didn't believe me? It was slithering downstairs again, and i managed to show my parents in enough time that they were able to see it before it disappeared... then, my grandmom is there, and goes into the room where i was trapped; i go to stop her, but then she comes out fine. I go into the room wondering how she made it out ok, and its right there, across the room from me, dead silent... then i woke up... I've be trying to interpret this using psychoanalysis but i can't understand what it fucking means. Also, i did not take any drugs before sleeping haha.

So here's my fucked up dream... what's your weirdest dream? whether it be straight up weird, wake you up from your sleep scary as fuck, or funny as hell

[yurgenburgen]

I made a thread about it before, but my weirdest dream went as follows:

I was buying CDs and some Japanese businessmen approached me and handed me a cell phone. They said if I called a number it would let me buy a deluxe version of the latest Bjork album. While I was on the phone they somehow removed my penis and replaced it with an inflatable balloon device.

I was pissed off and was determined to track them down. I bumped into Michael Jackson in my old high school's cafeteria who said that the mastermind behind the whole operation was Macauley Culkin. Together we tracked him down and I beat the crap out of him. Then I woke up.

[Lintire]

That's a Grammar Nazi's nightmare, that is.

My dreams get weird, but I don't remember them so it's allright.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

I dunno what my weirdest is, I doubt I remember it. Two nights ago I had a dream my friend was gored by a bull, and he got back up and smiled like it never happened, even with a hole in his chest.

[Wolfos]

That one time I dreamed about a giant banana eating me.

[Rockyusa]

At 2/14/11 08:13 AM, Wolfos wrote: That one time I dreamed about a giant banana eating me.

Yeah, you probably would.

[Dosensuppen]

I dreamed that I was living in a musical. A musical that doesn't exist, mind you.

[PizzaWizard]

I have had quite a few weird dreams, but this one is the one that really sticks out in my mind:

I was practicing in a broadway production of Batman when someone I knew walked up to the stage and motioned me down. I walked up to her, and we went to the back of the theatre to talk. She politely told me that I was in her dream, and that she would appreciate it if I left as soon as possible as she really didn't feel like dreaming about Batman on broadway. I apologized and agreed to let her drive me all the way to my dreams. She dropped me off in a folksy village where I started wandering around. I found some magic gems and fenced some Nazis before I finally woke up.

[MaartenC]

I had one too:

In my dream I woke up and looked at my clock, which was pointing 23:00 (11 pm), while there was just daylight outside. I decided to take a look, and somehow I ended up in a forest. There I was being chased by some cheeta-snake-my creepy uncle-creature and ended up digging a hole in the ground where I tought I was safe. After a while the ground started to crumble underneeth my feet, and I fell to the core of the earth (which took a long time). and when I was there I saw people living in the core and they ate me becouse I knew their secret (that they were living there).

[DP]

The weirdest dream I had was where I was in a M.C. Escher house in which every time I would turn to walk up the sideways stairs the house would flip so the stairs were right side up.