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Russian "cops" 2011-02-13 16:32:25 Reply

So, right now on FOX, they are showing the Russian version of the show COPS.

So far, I have to say it falls right in line with all my preconceived notions of Russians.

Small children are assisting in narcotics stings, and dead bodies, potatoes, and vodka are making numerous appearances.

Watch this. It is amusing.


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Response to Russian "cops" 2011-02-13 16:38:33 Reply

At 2/13/11 04:32 PM, AgroNurse wrote: So, right now on FOX, they are showing the Russian version of the show COPS.

So far, I have to say it falls right in line with all my preconceived notions of Russians.

Small children are assisting in narcotics stings, and dead bodies, potatoes, and vodka are making numerous appearances.

Watch this. It is amusing.

I <3 Russian Cops, it is better than a drunk woman yelling "LOCK HIS ASS UP!"

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Response to Russian "cops" 2011-02-13 16:39:56 Reply

Russia dosen't have cops they have Militsiya!

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Response to Russian "cops" 2011-02-13 16:40:48 Reply

I wonder how Russian white trash differs from North American white trash.


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Response to Russian "cops" 2011-02-13 16:42:47 Reply

At 2/13/11 04:39 PM, arbiterg wrote: Russia dosen't have cops they have Militsiya!

The show is called Cops, so I went with it.

Now there is some chick dancing around refusing to give her keys up, and the Russian officer is very patiently prying them out of her fingers while she flails around.

I think Americans would have tazered her by now, but seeing as how everything in this show appears to be 50+ years old, I doubt it's an option.


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Response to Russian "cops" 2011-02-13 16:46:23 Reply

At 2/13/11 04:42 PM, AgroNurse wrote:
At 2/13/11 04:39 PM, arbiterg wrote: Russia dosen't have cops they have Militsiya!
The show is called Cops, so I went with it.

Now there is some chick dancing around refusing to give her keys up, and the Russian officer is very patiently prying them out of her fingers while she flails around.

I think Americans would have tazered her by now, but seeing as how everything in this show appears to be 50+ years old, I doubt it's an option.

Then this show must be fake!

Trust me i lived in Russia once and the fucking ''cops'' there beat the shit out of any one who gives a fart in public.....


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Response to Russian "cops" 2011-02-13 16:46:46 Reply

At 2/13/11 04:40 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: I wonder how Russian white trash differs from North American white trash.

They are more polite.

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Response to Russian "cops" 2011-02-13 16:48:01 Reply

At 2/13/11 04:46 PM, Viktor wrote:
At 2/13/11 04:40 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: I wonder how Russian white trash differs from North American white trash.
They are more polite.

Russians seem much more dismissive of police than Americans. Also:

"What right to you think you have to drive with two policemen on the hood of your car?!"

Bahahaha


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Response to Russian "cops" 2011-02-13 16:55:11 Reply

At 2/13/11 04:48 PM, AgroNurse wrote:
At 2/13/11 04:46 PM, Viktor wrote:
At 2/13/11 04:40 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: I wonder how Russian white trash differs from North American white trash.
They are more polite.
Russians seem much more dismissive of police than Americans. Also:

"What right to you think you have to drive with two policemen on the hood of your car?!"

Bahahaha

I liked one footage of Russian Cops where he pulls over a guy for no reason and says, "I just wasted 5 seconds of your life." Not from the show by the way.

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Response to Russian "cops" 2011-02-13 16:57:00 Reply

In Soviet Russia, cops arrest YOU.

oh wait...

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Response to Russian "cops" 2011-02-13 16:57:43 Reply

In Soviet Russia cops get arrested by you!

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Response to Russian "cops" 2011-02-13 16:59:03 Reply

At 2/13/11 04:39 PM, arbiterg wrote: Russia dosen't have cops they have Militsiya!

Kagda Militsiya byla zdes, tagda mih feel safe!


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Response to Russian "cops" 2011-02-13 17:48:55 Reply

At 2/13/11 04:40 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: I wonder how Russian white trash differs from North American white trash.

Questions like this keep me up at night.


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