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How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-12 23:40:01 Reply

It sounds painful as hell.


U jelly?

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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-12 23:41:07 Reply

I don't think people do. I've heard it on TV, but I think it's more of a substitute for tissue. Like you jack of then jizz into the sock. Not sure though, I've never had the urge to try it.

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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-12 23:42:39 Reply

You're supposed to fill it with vasoline first.


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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-12 23:43:58 Reply

What is this about exactly? I have never heard of such a thing in my life. Never ever. Though I did once see man jacking off into a beer bottle on omegle. That shit scarred me for life.

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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-12 23:45:40 Reply

At 2/12/11 11:40 PM, Moonpiles wrote: It sounds painful as hell.

Your suppose to lube your hand and dick up then put the sock around your hand and dick so theres not to much friction.


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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-12 23:47:55 Reply

i did it once and put the sock back on and wore it all day as a dare.
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yeah.

lol im so dumb

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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 00:30:29 Reply

At 2/12/11 11:47 PM, McGangbang wrote: i did it once and put the sock back on and wore it all day as a dare.
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yeah.

lol im so dumb

Gives new meaning to the phrase "wet feet".

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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 01:58:28 Reply

At 2/12/11 11:47 PM, McGangbang wrote: i did it once and put the sock back on and wore it all day as a dare.
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yeah.

lol im so dumb

Damn straight you are dumb.


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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 02:02:44 Reply

I jack off into your sister's mouth.

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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 02:15:14 Reply

At 2/13/11 02:02 AM, Cootie wrote: I am a complete faggot please jack off into my mouth

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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 02:16:45 Reply

I always hear people mentioning "dirty socks" but I honestly have no idea why they would use a sock during any part of the masturbation process.


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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 02:16:54 Reply

Jack is not amused. And will probably not touch his socks any time sooner.


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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 03:15:00 Reply

One time, i wanked in a didgeridoo. It was hardcore.

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U jelly?

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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 03:46:53 Reply

At 2/12/11 11:40 PM, Moonpiles wrote: It sounds painful as hell.

The fuck are your socks made out of, sandpaper?


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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 03:47:00 Reply

those with loose foreskin can do this method easily.

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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 03:48:21 Reply

All my socks were always dirty, so no

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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 04:41:07 Reply

Carefully, I would imagine.