At 2/12/11 07:55 PM, Makakaov wrote:
Because you're one.
We're helping our virgin looser nerdy friend to get a girlfriend here.
You're just jelly because he stole your thread idea.
I checked his profile before i made that comment... i think
At 2/12/11 07:11 PM, IronJesus wrote: Look at my sexy face, any tips on what I should do (i'm 18 btw)
You look polish...and in your late 20s
Can't be that hard to get a polish woman...
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At 2/12/11 08:34 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: Your hair sucks.
Man success = good hair.
sounds like what black women look for lol
Why did you steal my picture and use it you trolling piece of SHIT! What the fuck is you're problem!?
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The real question is, why is this guy a virgin?
Deep throat a shotgun, your self esteem is pathetic.
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Why in the fuck would you steal my fucking picture off of my userpage and then embarass me like this. What did I ever do to you.
And fyi for everyone in this thread, I can sing, I do workout, I write stories and poetry, and I'm an artist.
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As for looks, i think the glasses are alright.
I think a bit longer hair would suit your face better.
But since i don't know you its hard to really say...
Hmmm... and the guys i find most awesome are also ones that are very passionate about something...
And crop your pictures, the highest 1/3 is useless.
Actually the first time I have sex (since I masturbate alot) what's it going to be like, just wanted to know.
At 2/12/11 09:53 PM, Left4DeadSmoker wrote: Actually the first time I have sex (since I masturbate alot) what's it going to be like, just wanted to know.
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At 2/12/11 07:44 PM, IronJesus wrote: ok so here's a look onto what social lvl i'm on.
Ok, here's where you screwed up. You're playing too many damn games and making social life into "levels."
Or you're a troll.
Check my fucking userpage. There is where the truth is. That truth being he's a fucking troll. What the fuck is so hard to see about that?
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grow hair, get contact lenses, wear a beanie, and get rid of your acne, and chill with a stoner crowd.
your coolness rating will go up guarenteed.
At 2/12/11 11:20 PM, Shade wrote: You are a funny young man.
How so?
IronJesus is a troll impersonating me with a pic from my userpage.
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You aren't attractive to me at all, I guess the same view comes from every other person in existence also.
Go to a prostitute, its the closet you will ever come.
When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
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At 2/13/11 12:17 AM, zachdamacman wrote: Troll thread. Pretty obvious.
I sent that pic to you in a PM, than you uploaded it to your user page saying it was you to mess with me, so can you go back under your bridge please?
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At 2/12/11 07:44 PM, IronJesus wrote: I've never had a girl friend
Try talking to girls a lot more in general. If you find that you're just not getting to know that many females, try talking to the ones that are around you when you go out on weekends or whenever.
I've never kissed a girl so I need some help with that
If you want to kiss and fuck someone asap, just go to one of those shitty dance clubs (I don't care if you don't like it, neither do I, I'm just saying it works), get your ass on the dancefloor, try dancing with some girls (maybe get a bit tipsy if you feel too shy), once you've found a girl to dance with it might just be a matter of time until she starts getting physical --> make out, leave club with her, fuck her.
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Your not Zach. You have to be the shittiest troll I have ever laid my eyes upon.
This is hilarious because the OP is impersonating someone else.
All the same, ugly as hell. Get contacts, lose the acne, and grab style, and you'll be fine.
Pretty nice troll.
At 2/12/11 07:11 PM, IronJesus wrote: Look at my sexy face, any tips on what I should do (i'm 18 btw)
Nerdy glasses.
Why are you a virgin? Because you haven't had sex.
3
lawl shit has hit the fan in a sort of way I guess.
At 2/12/11 07:11 PM, IronJesus wrote: Look at my sexy face, any tips on what I should do (i'm 18 btw)
Try to find some way to get rid of your acne, as that can be a major turnoff. Work out more if your body does not look that good or else you'll end up like Dickneck.
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