How about you pussies grow a beard?

[parzo]

Yeah, you fucking heard me. Want to be manly? Want to be something other than a lady faced little bitch?

GROW A GODDAMN FUCKING BEARD

But...but....but I dont like them

THEN YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING REAL MAN, GET A SEX CHANGE

But...bu...bu...but I can't grow a beard

THEN YOU DO WHAT A REAL FUCKING MAN DOES AND PUSH SO HARD YOU EITHER SHIT YOURSELF, POP A BLOOD VESSEL OR GROW A MANLY AS FUCK BEARD

Bu....but.......bu...bu.....but I'm a woman

TOUGH SHIT BITCHTITS, THATS NOT A FUCKING EXCUSE, GROW A BEARD OR GTFO

And now to illustrate my point, here's some pictures of well known characters made TEN BILLION times more awesome through the addition of a simple msPaint beard.

[CAN-OF-SPAM]

Like this?

[Quicksmasher]

I thought you meant pussies ... real pussies...

[Makakaov]

To be a man you must also be sexualy attracted to rape.

OP, are you?

[The-universe]

At 2/10/11 01:35 PM, parzo wrote: Yeah, you fucking heard me. Want to be manly? Want to be something other than a lady faced little bitch?

Age/Gender: 17, Male

Tehehehe. How's the bum fluff sprouting from your face?

Oh yes, you are manly.

[Floofs]

At 2/10/11 01:37 PM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote: Like this?

Yes, mah boi.

[WilltheMagicAsian]

But I do have a beard.

[Grammar-Nazi]

Chest hair > beard

[parzo]

At 2/10/11 01:40 PM, The-universe wrote: Age/Gender: 17, Male

Tehehehe. How's the bum fluff sprouting from your face?

Oh yes, you are manly.

Maybe your lady cheeks didn't start getting pubes until you were 20, real men get their full beards by 14/15.

[Gagsy]

I approve of this message. More men need beards.

[POTaTOS]

Does a 5 o' clock shadow count?

[The-universe]

At 2/10/11 01:45 PM, parzo wrote: Maybe your lady cheeks didn't start getting pubes until you were 20, real men get their full beards by 14/15.

When you turn into a real man you can confirm this statement.

Until then, stop using MS paint.

[Falonefal]

I am growing a very sexy beard, not like the one I ms painted in my profile, but something like Johnny Depp has + goatee = epic win.

[Cericon]

At 2/10/11 01:45 PM, Otto wrote: lol 16 year old beard, complete with remnants of spots.

My 16 year old beard is A LOT better than yours.

[parzo]

If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got 2 mums. Have some beard approved music.

About a week into growing the beard back in the day.

[Wolfos]

How bout no?

[SymbolCymbal]

i grew one ... now all i have is the goatie and some chops

[CurvyPixel]

I think I fall into the category of "if I could, I would". And I'm 19. Our family line just isn't that hairy :/

[GenocidalTendencies]

I wish I could grow a beard. :(

[ViceFullbuster]

Hate facial hair,i have to shave everyday and it sucks,it could be worse though i guess but still i prefer clean smooth face. ^_^

[Dean]

At 2/10/11 01:58 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: i grew one ... now all i have is the goatie and some chops

But it's because you got rid of the beard that you have your house back.

Rule one of beards: Once the facial hair exceeds a certain length (varies depending on country) you become homeless.

[Sanch]

if you cant gorw a beard just transplant your pubes. there really is no excuse

[parzo]

Even Dexter, of Dexters lab, agrees. Hot damn, RUGGED!

[Makakaov]

At 2/10/11 02:06 PM, parzo wrote: Even Dexter, of Dexters lab, agrees. Hot damn, RUGGED!

Shut the fuck up and grow a beard yourself.

[AgroNurse]

I'MMA CATCH A MOOSE AND EAT IT RAW.

rawrrawrrawr

[potatopower]

*is shaving every day to speed up the process*
It really fuckin works. I've noticed a huge speed up in facial hair growth, and my goal is to have a beard, goatee, or at least a mustache by spring :3
I hope it works xD
But I'm just 15. I'll have it before my 16th birthday.
AND MY DAD HAS A BEARD lmfao

[Bigfoot3290]

But beards are for communists! And the stoner-hipster types!

[potatopower]

At 2/10/11 02:17 PM, Bigfoot3290 wrote: But beards are for communists! And the stoner-hipster types!

HEY, don't get mad at communists!
China, Russia, and all the other reds just did it wrong :3

[parzo]

At 2/10/11 02:17 PM, Bigfoot3290 wrote: But beards are for communists! And the stoner-hipster types!

That's just what the beardless elite want you to think, they're trying to turn us into a world of easy to control pussies. Also, being a lazy fuck who can't be bothered/is to poor to shave is different to growing a beard.

[Cootie]

I can only grow a mustache and sideburns. And, I shave that shit off anyways.