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remember that childrens show witht he sheep, lambchop? Those handpuppets always creeped me out.

I don't watch children's shows.

in canda

12-13 aloud to have sex with someone the age of 14
14-18 aloud having sex with people 12 and up unless they are in a spot of power or responsiblity.
18 aloud having sex with any 14 up, depding if you in a place of power or respsiblity

At 4/30/04 10:38 PM, Mr_Fluffykins wrote: 14-18 aloud having sex with people 12 and up unless they are in a spot of power or responsiblity.

18 year olds down to 12? That's a bit dodgy there...

At 5/1/04 08:14 AM, bumcheekcity wrote: 18 year olds down to 12? That's a bit dodgy there...

You think? I wonder who passed that law...

At 4/30/04 08:37 PM, RedSkvnk wrote: white.

FIgues. Never a black sheep, always a white one, with you. Racist pig

At 4/30/04 09:51 PM, RedSkvnk wrote: I don't watch children's shows.

Unless we're high...

I don't discriminate on my sheep, but the white ones are better.

At 5/1/04 02:45 PM, RedSkvnk wrote: I don't discriminate on my sheep, but the white ones are better.

And what about your skunks? You have red ones and green ones. Which do you like better?

Red ones. They're are better in the sack.

Sexy little mommas, yes they are!

At 4/17/04 01:03 PM, Fiend_Lore wrote: of course im pretty sure its the law to have to be at least 18 to get married

I think there is a state that you can get married at age 16, i think it is Lousianna. I also think that I saw somewhere that a girl could get married in some state at age 14 but the guy would have to wait until hes 16 or something like that. Not sure if thats still the way it is, but I'm pretty sure I saw that somewhere in one of my law classes.

If an 60 year old marries a 12 year old they can have sex. But for the 12 year old to get married both parents need to sign for it.

At 5/1/04 10:39 PM, TheMarquisdeSade wrote: If an 60 year old marries a 12 year old they can have sex. But for the 12 year old to get married both parents need to sign for it.

I'm going to be that sixty year old.

At 5/1/04 10:44 PM, RedSkvnk wrote: I'm going to be that sixty year old.

ewwww

At 5/1/04 10:55 PM, sk8erguy_173 wrote:

At 5/1/04 10:44 PM, RedSkvnk wrote: I'm going to be that sixty year old.

ewwww

OH COME ON!!!111 You know you would!

well it depends on how good looking the young girl is

At 5/1/04 11:01 PM, sk8erguy_173 wrote: well it depends on how good looking the young girl is

You creep.

Here's another oddball question for the masses. Are you legally a child molester if oh say your a fourteen year old and you have sex with a twelve year old. ITS HYPOTHETICAL TO ALL YOU SMART ALLECKS. Damn smart allecks.

At 5/1/04 10:59 PM, RedSkvnk wrote: OH COME ON!!!111 You know you would!

looks like we're both creeps, or we're both honest

Red is the creep, he's banging skunks

green skunks rule, biznatch

Well first of all it doesn't matter what the law says. If two peolple want to have sex and they both agree then they will. Simple as that. But is it wrong? That's for you to decide.

At 5/1/04 11:32 PM, TheGooie wrote: Red is the creep, he's banging skunks

Dude, if you've never felt the inside of a skunk before, you've never lived.

At 5/2/04 01:36 AM, RedSkvnk wrote:

At 5/1/04 11:32 PM, TheGooie wrote: Red is the creep, he's banging skunks

Dude, if you've never felt the inside of a skunk before, you've never lived.

I don't think I could deal with the stink

At 5/2/04 01:39 AM, sk8erguy_173 wrote: I don't think I could deal with the stink

You have to get them young before their scent glands develop.

oh man...that's just too wrong for me to keep joking about. I need to go vomit now

wimp.

At 5/1/04 10:59 PM, RedSkvnk wrote: OH COME ON!!!111 You know you would!

I know I would.

At 5/2/04 03:08 AM, FatherVenom wrote: I know I would.

perv.

Why thank you. What a lovely compliment.

People have said four things to me today.

1) You have short arms.

2) You have good taste.

3) I love you. (That was cool.)

4) perv

So overall a day of compliments. How nice.

You think short arms is a compliment? Or perv?

if you had short arms you could have a cool nickname: stumpy

Perv is a compliment. My arms really aren't all that short. Only a tailor would notice.